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My name's Felicia, i'm 17 years old. I originate from Sweden. The reason I read fanfiction is because after a while it got boring re-reading the Harry Potter books, and I must admit I was kinda disappointed by the way Jo chose to rap them up. I'm not much of a writer but reading is kinda all do, but not only fanfiction of course!


Favorite Harry Potter pairings:

James/Lily

Luna/George

Sirius/Hermione

Favorite fanfics:

The thief of time- the best hermione/Sirius fic there is.

Of Extreme Unhappiness, Death Glares, and Jealousy- the best James/Lily fic there is.

My Possibly Crazy Neighbours- the best Sirius/OC and one of my favorites.

He's Not Normal- the best do-over.

and many many more that I don't have the patience to write down...

Favorite characters:

Luna- cause she's just so adorably odd!

Fred and George- how could you not just love them?!


98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think those cruel, evil, kids should just GIVE THE RABBIT SOME TRIX!, copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!!

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into ya profile.

If your parents have to lock up your books because you read too much, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.


Re-Post this to help stop racism!!:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."


Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


And I Just had to make it know how much I absolutely loath Twilight, just thinking about the book(if it can even be called that)makes me want to start a bonfire and guess which book would be the first to go, that's right that monstrosity that Stephenie Meyer calls "literature"!


Emmet Cullen: Creepier Than You Since 1916

Jasper Hale: More Manipulative Than You Since 1843

Alice Cullen: More Irritating Than You Since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Bigger Bitch Than You Since 1916

Edward Cullen: More of a Pedophilic Rapist-Stalker Than You Since 1901

Bella Swan: More of a Mary Sue Than You Since 1988

You know how Edward knocked up a girl 1/5 his age? Yeah, that's disgusting. Oh, and also physically impossible. 'Cause he's dead. Men don't produce sperm when they're dead.

You know how Jacob made out with Bella against her will? Yeah, that's sexual assault. It's illegal.

You know how Edward followed Bella around and snuck into her bedroom to watch her sleep for several months without her knowledge? Yeah, that's stalking. It's illegal too.

You know how Bella screwed a dead guy? That's called necrophilia. Technically bestiality too, since he's not human. Both are highly frowned upon.

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Thrones High: A Game of Thrones Au by iamsmallandcontaineverything reviews
A Game of Thrones AU, where the Stark kids among others are in high school. Pairings include Arya/Gendry, Jaime/Brienne and Sansa/Sandor. None of these wonderful characters are mine, I just enjoy writing with them.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,145 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 8,731 - Follows: 2,916 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
Saving reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
The Cure for Boredom by SweetChi reviews
Buffy and boredom are non-mixy. So when she finds herself voodooed into a world where vampires are accepted and nothing like she's used to, what else is there to do but investigate?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 236,789 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Buffy S., Eric - Complete
A Song of Steel by Egleriel reviews
Sandor Clegane embarks on a quest to find his brother, while Alayne of the Vale awaits the next twist in her tragic tale. Updates: having seen her idyll shattered after Gregor's return, Sansa is forced to navigate courtly politics amidst the new powers rising in the realm. FINISHED.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,132 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 7/29/2011 - [Sansa S., Sandor C.] - Complete
dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Allegiance by mugglehugger reviews
When eleven-year-old Ginny Weasley is sorted into Slytherin, she is thrust into a world where the line between good and evil is blurred and where the boy she was supposed to hate becomes the man she was never supposed to love. DG, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 260,739 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 11/1/2016 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Home by PrecariousPersonata reviews
Buffy has been searching for a way back to her own world after being ripped out of it ten years ago. Thorin and company are on a quest to take back Erebor but they need help slaying a dragon. A BtVS/ The Hobbit. Please review!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,895 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Buffy S.
Buffina of the Shire by Woodrow Graham Kenobi-Rimmer reviews
Buffy multi-chapter crossover. This time she winds up in the Shire..as a hobbit! Starts just after the events of season 7 and just before Gandalf's arrival. Bilbo has never met a stranger hobbit. AU I do not own The Hobbit or Buffy the Vampire Slayer, any elements of them or anything related to them at all. No profit here. Chapter Eight up!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 8/17/2011 - [Buffy S., Bilbo B.] Gandalf, Thorin
White Walkers by xxsupernaturalgalxx reviews
AU- Zombie apocalypse. An Arya x Gendry fanfiction. Revolves around the protagonist Arya Stark, and depicts her life three years after the onset of the apocalypse. The White Walkers take on zombie characteristics, though the still remain somewhat true to what they were in the ASOIAF/GOT fandom. Tags: Family, Friendship, Romance, Action, Supernatural Elements.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,341 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Gendry W., Arya S.
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4792 - Favs: 12,647 - Follows: 14,593 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Arrowhead by tinyfierce reviews
When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,119 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Arishok, Hawke (F) - Complete
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3684 - Favs: 5,536 - Follows: 5,956 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Aftermath by CJaMes12 reviews
Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,726 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 5,782 - Follows: 5,882 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
King Who Lived by cap red reviews
Wrong Boy Who Lived. A ritual has revealed that Harry is the King of the Magical World. Yet, the world is split into factions, mysterious forces are at work and Harry must learn what it truly means to be a King before it is too late. In a world of magic, not everything is what it seems to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,313 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 3,043 - Follows: 3,995 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Loginquitas by jemlou reviews
"A snarl. A hand. A rotting face. Sophia screamed. She rolled away from the clawing monster and did the only thing she knew to do. She ran." What if Sophia was found by a stranger, another survivor? (BOOK ONE)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 356,641 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Daryl D., OC] Sophia - Complete
The Tenderness of Wolves by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
The game has changed, not ended - and by the time they realise she's playing, it's too late to stop what she's set in motion. Or, How Sansa and Arya Save the North Despite Being on Different Continents.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sansa S., Arya S.
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
The Maiden in the Tower by simplyprologue reviews
There's a story that the smallfolk tell about Sansa Stark and the night she threw herself from the Eyrie. Westeros is six years into winter... and two unlikely people find their way to the Vale, where they find out an unlikely truth about the night that Sansa Stark was supposed to have died, and the light that can be still be seen shining from the Eyrie. WIP.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,017 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
Welcome Home by theonesthatcomeeasy reviews
"You're going to have to acknowledge the truth eventually." / Something's wrong and Logan can't fix it no matter how hard he tries. Alternate take on the second season.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
the lightning strike by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
And in her dreams, she dismantles the past and rearranges it to her liking. Five things Sansa Stark would have done differently, and one she never would.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Sansa S. - Complete
Vertigo by The Moonmoth reviews
What if Sansa had pushed Joffrey?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
There's No Excuse for Being a Jerk by seekingtomorrow reviews
Sansa opened her mouth to contradict him, but Jon beat her to the punch. "I'm not saying I like Joffrey. I think he's a pompous little brown-noser who has his head stuck so far up his butt that he literally talks crap, but I think the same thing of Theon and I care about him." (In a modern, alternate universe, Joffrey turns out to be a pretty decent guy. For AuroreMartell.)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Sansa S., Joffrey B. - Complete
don't forget to lock the doors by sarsaparillia reviews
Sansa and Arya crown kings and kill boys, but it's still not quite enough. The games never really end, but House Stark will be there when they do. — Arya, Sansa, House Frey.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Sansa S., Arya S. - Complete
As History Changes by MiHnn reviews
Jon agrees to accompany Stannis south to the Vale and he meets a person he did not expect to meet. (Jon X Sansa)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Jon S., Sansa S. - Complete
The NOT Triwizard Tournament by Peaceful Sunrise reviews
The Goblet of Fire is not infallible, as proven by the fake Moody. What if he wasn't the only one to take advantage of this? What if other students entered as well? What if, their names came out? GOF era AU. IMPORTANT A/N!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,257 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - George W., Harry P.
The Song of the Smith and the Stranger by MarisaKateBella reviews
A knight roams the seven kingdoms hosting a banner of a house ten years destroyed by the reign of King Jeoffrey and the War of the Five Kings. The songs that are sung speak of a lost princess and her true love's devotion, of death and sadness, anger and betrayal, love and loss. The thing that sets this story apart from others is that it's true.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,483 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Arya S., Gendry W.
The Two Lists by Moultipass1 reviews
Out of all the lies she's ever told, this might be the biggest one. Not remembering him has never kept her from missing him.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 6,400 - Follows: 1,763 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Flicker Of Hope by Moultipass1 reviews
His daughter was not someone who trusted easily, especially after her time at court, but she seemed to have taken a reluctant liking to the one they had nicknamed the Bull. He shook his head. What was it with Starks and Baratheons?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,968 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Arya S., Gendry W. - Complete
Home Is Where You Are by WinteRose reviews
They took her family from her and now they're trying to take her home, but Arya Stark is ready to fight back. Arya returns to Westeros to take back Winterfell and finish off her list, but amidst all the lose, she finds Jon again and gains more than she ever could have imagined. M for later chapters. A/U, Older Arya, JonxArya
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Arya S., Jon S.
Thursday's Child by laconic.logophile reviews
The revelation that Harry isn't actually a Potter sends the Boy Who Lived on a quest to find his real father in the United States - and, possibly, save the world along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,644 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Dean W.
Insanity by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
Second in a Series. Sequel to Dance of Death.*** The Valar save him from insane mortal girls and equally insane brothers.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,962 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Buffy S., Elrohir - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4173 - Favs: 7,736 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prince Gendry And Lady Arya by Moultipass1 reviews
The fact that he'd have to marry for political reasons was something Prince Gendry had accepted long ago, and the way he saw it, Arya Stark was someone he could come to at least like, which was more than he'd hoped for.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,890 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Gendry W., Arya S. - Complete
Admiration by LadyAshling reviews
Hawke receives letters from a secret admirer and shares them with her closest friend. Rated M for strong language and sexual situations.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Varric T., Hawke (F) - Complete
Letters by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Dr. Reid writes his mother on a daily basis, telling her of his "adventures," but, after a chance encounter, Buffy Summers accidentally receives one of his letters. Eventual Buffy/Spencer.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,064 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Buffy S., S. Reid
all we know is falling by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
He has never had a sister and sometimes he thinks this is what it would be like. Gendry/Arya. post 2x10.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Arya S., Gendry W. - Complete
The Princess of Winterfell's Forge by KyraAnnCoombes reviews
Gendry is the smith in a rebuilt Winterfell, and his relationship with Princess Arya has resulted in the second bastard in Winterfell to be named Jon Snow. Queen Sansa is furious, Arya doesn't care, and the elder Jon Snow is of no help...But Gendry could fix everything, if only he'd ask. A simple, funny, moderately fluffly Arya/Gendry one-shot with only vague, unimportant spoilers.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Not Today by ebmordecai reviews
No one said life was easy. Tomorrow is not promised to anyone. Death has become our world and within it, we are slaves to its horrors. Take my hand, for the moment you let go of me will be the moment I lose myself. Arya/Gendry
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 208,567 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Arya S., Gendry W. - Complete
Control by SilverLining2k6 reviews
Don't you mess with a little girl's dreams. 'Cause she's liable to grow up mean. Pre-series Oneshot - A twisted little tale of hate and revenge.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Prisoner: I'd Follow Her Anywhere by dawnindanite reviews
Gendry's musings in 02x08 and 02x10. Purely based on the show and not the books. One-sided, sort of, Gendry/Arya with speculation of Arya/Jaqen
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Gendry W., Arya S. - Complete
Uncharted by R. Scott reviews
She remembered the sight of her own naked body in the mirror, the way she had traced the map of bruises and blood, and thought his face to be a perilous terrain, a land so dangerous no creature could survive its wilderness.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Artfelt Confessions by Bojangles82 reviews
AH: What happens when you lock a hot-tempered bleached blonde and a rambling, peppy, spitfire in a closet together? Probably not much, unless their names are Buffy and Spike. Luckily, in this fic that is their names.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Burn to Ash by mugglehugger reviews
His gaze lingers on the mark on her arm, and the way his blue eyes blaze across its edges reminds her that when she got it, it burned like hell, though not nearly as much as his words did when he saw it. Bellatrix and Gideon, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Bellatrix L., Gideon P. - Complete
called out in the dark by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
the night is dark and full of terrors. arya stark is one of them.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Gendry, Arya S. - Complete
Two Bastards on the Wall by 7thtreasure reviews
Gendry and Arya make it to the Wall with Yoren and the rest, and the two bastards of Houses Stark and Baratheon have a chat. Gendry/Arya
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Jon S., Gendry - Complete
Just You by writergirl8 reviews
One Valentine's Day in a pub may change everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Their Little Brother by fantasyessa reviews
The five eldest Weasley boys gather around Ron's deathbed, and lament on the brother they should have watched a little more closely. "This shouldn't be him. We... we were all older than him. We were supposed to protect him." AU, Weasley-Bonding, Very Slight Romoine
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Ron W., George W., Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
Gender Bender by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
See Willow get drunk. See Willow write fanfiction. See Willow perform spell. She was on quite the Gender Bender last night. Oops. Crack-a-licious.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Willow R., Sam W. - Complete
Goes to Show You Never Can Tell by tinyfierce reviews
Hawke and co. are happily situated in NYC, going about their lives together - except Hawke's relationship with a certain diplomat keeps her in the tabloids. His solution is simple. Isabela suggests a tiara and bodyshots in response. Modern-day oneshot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Hawke (F), Arishok - Complete
Tat 'dat Geek by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Andrew's fanboy nature led him to get a tattoo, and a few of the Scoobies find out. One-shot!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Andrew, Chuck S./God - Complete
Diamond glints on snow by renrenren3 reviews
Four places where Jon and Robb might have met again, and one where they might not.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Jon S., Robb S. - Complete
Finite Erasure by Trixx reviews
When you're dead, you're dead. There's no coming back from it. But sometimes, you're not really dead at all.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55,049 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,800 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
My Possibly Crazy Neighbours by FisheeFabulous reviews
Melanie Parrish is an average muggle girl who has a fascination with spying on her maybe-barmy neighbors, the Potters. Then the mysterious, charming, occasionally-infuriating, Sirius Black moves in next-door, and Mellie is more fascinated than ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,798 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2009 - OC, Sirius B.
How to Rehabilitate a Death Eater by DoraeAzure reviews
Luna goes Floo-to-Floo caroling and stumbles into the flat of a rather unsuspecting Draco Malfoy. Gen fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,422 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Revenge by Dusk Dreaming reviews
What does the Hat really think of Hogwarts students? Coarse language. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sorting Hat - Complete
A Bone to Pick With My Fans by UndefinedLines19 reviews
Ron Weasley writes a letter to his Muggle fans..and he isn't happy. Rated for a a bit of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
Twas the Night of the Breaking Dawn Premier A Poem by ReginaRheims7711 reviews
It's Witchcraft vs. Vampires in this battle. Who will win? Well you can guess already can't you? The end will make you either laugh yourself to death or actually plan your own battle plans to kill the Cullens yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Profane in Vain by Enaid Aderyn reviews
Akela Mahariel in a bad mood. So, business as usual . . . Rated M for language.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Mahariel, Alistair - Complete
Qunari Issues? You Sure? by Reyavie reviews
Because you can't keep an Amell from butting her head into other people's business.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Amell, Hawke (M) - Complete
The Eldest Stark by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Tyrion Stark is the eldest of the Stark children. He is also a dwarf, and loved both too well and not enough. Written for the Family Remix challenge on throneland - write a character born in a different house than the one they're in canonically.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Arya S., Tyrion L. - Complete
A piece of the pie by naughtynyx reviews
Post both Buffy and Angel series. It's Thanksgiving at the Hyperion. There's only one piece of pumpkin pie left and everyone wants it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4461 - Favs: 4,790 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Infinitely Curious Woman by A plus reviews
“The boy is a Horcrux. In order for Voldemort to be truly gone, the boy must die.” But his deal had never been with Dumbledore, it had always been with Lily. By teaching Granger the Dark Arts, he could corrupt Potter's soul and save his life. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Trace of Life by ncis-lady reviews
It's a strange thing, blood, you think. It gives power and strength, it makes you weak and vulnerable. It's so easy after all. - Warning: dark fic, rated T for indication of suicide and self-mutilation
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/1/2011 - George W. - Complete
Dance of Death by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
First in a series*****They thought they were going to die, until a slightly insane girl of the race of men came along. After that they knew they were going to die.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Buffy S., Elrohir - Complete
All She Is Not by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
Challenge response. She will never understand him, and she is sure the feeling is mutual, so why does she feel... this?
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Morrigan, Alistair - Complete
House's Houses by Intestines reviews
After reading the Deathly Hallows, House decides he needs to keep the magic alive by reviving Hogwarts at Princeton Plainsboro, and Sorting his team.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/22/2011 - G. House - Complete
Pride of Aeducan by Naryfiel Lilith reviews
"You are the contender of the throne I choose to support. Personal feelings have no factor." Aeducan talks with Bhelen after Ostagar.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Aeducan, Bhelen A. - Complete
the Crack Under the Kitchen Door by swabloo reviews
She was seven when her parents came clean to her about her mother's affair. Harry Potter/ Supernatural crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Lily Evans P., John W. - Complete
From a Howe to a Cousland by Reyavie reviews
The Warden sees the Mother as a monster. Nathaniel Howe sees something much different. One-shot, dark, character death.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Nathaniel H., Cousland - Complete
Savior's Calling by slavetothepen reviews
[UP FOR ADOPTION] In a world without Harry Potter, Voldemort reigns supreme while the Order tries to rebel against him. Desperate, the Order uses a dark and ancient spell to bring forth a hero. A hero who already defeated Voldemort. HP/DM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,024 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Fourth Champion by James Spookie reviews
Harry, believed to have died that fateful night along with his parents, is called out of oblivion to compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Meanwhile, Sirius, Remus and Dumbledore have to solve the riddle of who could have possibly known Harry was alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,503 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 3,330 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Harlot and the Hound by Landlord's Black-Eyed Daughter reviews
AU 5 years after ACoK Sandor stops at an inn to wait out the storm and buys himself an evening of entertainment, but he gets more than he bargained for.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Don't Take No Sorcery by Threepwillow reviews
The Floo network does something it really, really shouldn't, and five wizard kids get thrown into the middle of Muggle Ohio. :::A VERY POTTER MUSICAL CROSSOVER. Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Samcedes, semicrack:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,437 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Give and Take by JDPhoenix reviews
Hermione's always been willing to go the extra mile for knowledge, maybe this time it's too far.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/16/2011 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Ron W. - Complete
Creep by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Spoilers for Season 5 of SPN. When Lucifer went to Carthage to raise Death, he did not expect to meet Death's new master. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,654 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - [Harry P., Lucifer] Death - Complete
All That's Beautiful Drifts Away by forsakenphoenix1 reviews
He thought there would be nothing to gain by fighting for the Order except for death. There were no tears of remorse, no guilt to be had. He did what he had to do. He didn't expect this. General Marauder-fic, spans 1975-1981, bromance, Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Peter P., James P. - Complete
An Offer You Can't Refuse by Corvus corone reviews
Isabela is thinking about settling down, but it's not that simple. First, she needs to pass on the arts of duelling, sex and sailing - oh, and pantslessness - to a willing protege. Her only candidate is Merrill. A silly ficlet on a silly premise. Enjoy!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Isabela, Merrill - Complete
Harry Hightop by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 624 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Great Hogwarts Veela Hunt by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Harry's convinced Draco Malfoy is a Veela. Why else would Harry find himself suddenly attracted to Malfoy? Ron and Hermione are convinced Harry's bonkers, and do their best to prevent any damage. But when the DA gets involved, things start to go awry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Retroactive by wordhammer reviews
Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 137 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Gimli's Sisters by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
On their way to Helm's Deep Gimli tells Aragorn, Legolas, and Eowyn about his sisters, and how he expects them to show up soon.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,793 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Buffy S., Faith L., Gimli
The Real Memory by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
Voldemort strikes and Harry falls. When he comes back to himself he isn't at Kings Cross with Dumbledore. Instead he's at the Dursleys, going to Stonewall High instead of Hogwarts. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,576 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Pushback by karebear reviews
Aiding apostates is a hanging offense. Doing so while wearing the insignia of a Templar is dereliction of duty. But this is his sister. Dark female Hawke/Carver sibling rivalry with Hawke/Anders romance [AU].
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Carver H., Hawke (F) - Complete
Home by Shelacula reviews
Fenris returns to his Hightown mansion to find something unexpected. f!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Saving Ferelden's Rather Large Bum by xXSaberXx reviews
F!Amell has some things to say about her life.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,499 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Alistair, Amell
Life on the Run by LibraMoon reviews
Alternate storyline to the Blight. Mage Amell is an apostate mage on the run. Her plan was never to get caught, but she never planned on saving the templar who is determined to bring her back. Rated M CullenxAmell
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,019 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Amell, Cullen - Complete
Like Watching a Shipwreck by Sarah1281 reviews
Varric is well-accustomed to having to pay to keep his friends safe. Still, he had hoped that they had more sense than to PROVE that they had mages among them in the Gallows in front of Cullen. Apparently not. This part was being edited out of history.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Varric T., Cullen - Complete
Living Conditions by SweetChi reviews
The apocalypse is over, the world is safe and Dawn's looking forward to her first year at Stanford. Unfortunately, Buffy is having trouble letting go, prompting Dawn to seek a distraction for her overprotective sister to focus on. Enter Sam Winchester.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,969 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Buffy S., Sam W. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Wish You Were Here by ChampionTheWonderSnail reviews
Survive Ostagar - check. Gather Army - check. Slay Archdemon and survive - also check. Become Ferelden's new Warden Commander and Arl of Amaranthine? Uhhh...So, I'll get back to you on that? Alistair's life post-Blight.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 95,262 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Alistair - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
A Very Potter Wedding by Lady Nightwisp reviews
Semi-based on AVPM/S. James and Lily's wedding was...interesting, to say the least.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mr Weasley by magelie reviews
"What?" Harry exclaimed, "You want to be Mrs. Potter?" HHr Friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Believe in CrumpleHorned Snorkacks by KatieBell70 reviews
As far as George was concerned, a Luna Lovegood who'd stopped believing in imaginary creatures was just a travesty. Sort of like a George Weasley who couldn't tell a joke. How George learned to quit feeling sorry for himself and re-join the living.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2011 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 7,290 - Follows: 8,342 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Two to Go by Uncle Stojil reviews
Knowledge is power and practice makes better. Buffy knows that and is ready to take advantage of it as much as she can. She's going to make some noise and turn some heads earlier than anyone expects, wiping a past she isn't willing to accept. Timetravel
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,133 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Buffy S.
Wishing You Weren't Here by ChampionTheWonderSnail reviews
Merran Amell loves the Circle and being a mage; but she's not just another magic-imbued individual. She's been tainted from birth and she 'talks' to the Archdemon. But now she's a Grey Warden and she's supposed to defeat it...? **Chapter 27 Revised**
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 181,051 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Amell - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 2,675 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Girl Got Game by Liebesbrief reviews
FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Ghost of a Smile by lilpryde reviews
George finds Fred's body during the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 7,905 - Follows: 1,223 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ten Reasons Why You Should Fall In Love With Me by CJ - Lady of Gryffindor reviews
Luna thinks George should break up with Angelina and fall in love with her instead and she has prepared a list of reasons why, now all that remains is convincing George...but will it be enough? T for mention of sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/30/2010 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Always Alice by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Alice is just a name, and Luna is a just a figment. This is Underland after all. Rebirth shouldn't come as a surprise.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Luna L., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Premeditated by Karmic Acumen reviews
The Provings had been fine, but the feast for Trian's introduction as heir was too Orlesian for Maric... until the second eldest prince decided to help his brother look good at all costs, especially if his method involved a blood-soaked nug of death.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,067 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Aeducan, Maric T. - Complete
If I Can't Love Her by Scribbles-Dementia reviews
A Humorous Romantic Tragedy. With all the hopes and dreams he'd shattered, who would have thought that the girl to finally win the heart of the playboy of Hogwarts would literally be blind to all his charms?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,909 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Gift of the Knowing by Caitlinlaurie reviews
After being sent into the past, Hermione is on a race against the clock to change a history that has already been written. This is a different Time-Turner fic, mostly because Hermione is NOT going back to when the Marauders are in school. HG/SB. On Temporary Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,259 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Woes of Ser Cauthrien by Sarah1281 reviews
Ser Cauthrien thought she was ready for anything when she was summoned to Howe's Denerim estate but being confronted with the origin-confused Laiarda Mahariel bickering with Queen Anora about how to properly rescue someone proved that wasn't quite true.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2010 - S. Cauthrien, Mahariel - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2721 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Temporality by fangirlwithak reviews
In order to prevent the destruction of the wizarding world, Hermione Granger goes back in time to work behind the scenes. However, she underestimates two very important factors: refashioning her life in a completely different reality... and Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 51,189 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 196 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Terminus: Aeducan by DarthGabithaTheHutt reviews
When the Lady Aeducan fails to find the Grey Wardens in the Deep Roads, she loses herself instead. But that won't stop her from doing her duty.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Aeducan - Complete
A Day In the Life of Portrait Snape by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Snape is a portrait.For the last nineteen years, Snape has spent September second in relative boredom in the headmistress' office. Until Albus Potter shows up. And demonstrates his innate ability to annoy Snape. Those damn green eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Diamond Dust by Shadow of Light reviews
There is a saying amongst the dwarves of the noble houses: Even the most prized of diamonds can be shattered and ground to dust. Where the casteless dwell, there is another saying: Not all that is dust is without value. AU Brosca/Aeducan/Alistair/Zevran
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Aeducan, Brosca - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,420 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 3,519 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Wait by pelespen reviews
A third war lost, darkness dominates the magical world and is encroaching on the Muggle world as well. A prophecy arrives nearly eighty years too late, revealing a lost fate that would change everything. Meanwhile, one man waits for a promise to be kept.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Afterlife by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
The Marauders, Lily, Tonks, and co. watch Harry propose to Ginny from beyond the veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Greedy by Threepwillow reviews
BASED ON "A VERY POTTER SEQUEL": Sirius feels right at home when the Sorting Hat puts him in Gryffindor, but Remus Lupin is weird and confusing, and Sirius needs some help from another enchanted magical accessory. :::RL/SB, Scarf of Sexual Preference:::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Psychosomatic by Mundungus42 reviews
After her run-in with Tom Riddle's diary, Ginny Weasley need more help than St. Mungo's can provide. A concerned third party knows just the place: Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. The trouble is getting her to the right doctor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sirius B., G. House - Complete
Fear of Ruling by Sarah1281 reviews
Bhelen's plot to convince his brother that Trian's out to kill him hits an unexpected snag as he realizes that Reidin's terrified at the prospect of having to rule and views their other brother as his last line of defense...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bhelen A., Aeducan - Complete
Endrin Aeducan and Endrin Aeducan by Sarah1281 reviews
In which King Bhelen confronts his Paragon brother Reidin on the fact that they've named their sons the EXACT SAME THING and they try to figure out which one of them should have known better...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Bhelen A., Aeducan - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 3,606 - Follows: 3,825 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
From dirt by Setrus reviews
To rise from humble beginnings isn't a fairytale. It's vicious, bloody, and any promised glory is often lost in the wake of shattered lives... Violence. F.Tabris/Alistair.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 239,762 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Tabris, Alistair - Complete
Sepulchre by mille libri reviews
The King of Ferelden succumbs to the Calling, journeying to the Deep Roads where his love has been entombed for many years.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - [Alistair, Aeducan] - Complete
Entropy by Emma CS Me reviews
Lilly watches what happens to Veronica. All she can think is: it's my fault.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Lilly, Veronica - Complete
Sometimes Until Today by Plot Bunnies Here reviews
Today Xander might be dead and for four years Kevin had only talked to his little brother every 4 months , all because of some stupid argument when Xander had graduated high school. Yeah, sometimes he thought he could have been a better older brother. . .
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Xander H., Kevin L.
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 1,024 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
A Love Story, Sort Of by ignorethisaccount123 reviews
"I hate you." "Rot in hell." – Whoever said that love stories need to make sense? Not that they have a love story. Because they don't. Not really... Only sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Woman for Hire by Aling reviews
Hermione Granger loves her work almost as much as she loves her boyfriend. Warnings: dubious morals, sexual content, violence, character death. Also a somewhat OOC Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
And The Winner Is by Manchester reviews
How a former Scooby’s life could have turned out otherwise.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Cordelia C., Buffy S. - Complete
How We Imagined Light by horcruxnumber8 reviews
The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 162 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 3,367 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14439 - Favs: 21,985 - Follows: 8,840 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Who Needs a Hug? by cathedral carver reviews
Snape does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sundered Sword by callalili reviews
It’s a draining thing, a demon’s kiss—-even from a demon who looks like a girl he used to love." The Tower is crumbling, and Cullen is caught in a demon's cage. /One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Cullen - Complete
Princesses by Bladesworn reviews
Arl Eamon tells him, "All women are princesses in their own way, lad. Once you realize that, it's merely a matter of what dragons they need slain."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Alistair - Complete
The GWFC by blacktag189 reviews
Set before the fateful Quidditch game of HBP...a secret meeting is going on in the Hufflepuff Prefect's bathroom, that involves a certain red-headed witch. **Completed**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Betrayal Of Trust by CJ - Lady of Gryffindor reviews
At long last...Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley are about to share that one special moment they have both been waiting their entire lives for...their VERY FIRST TIME. Yeah...Not if Ginny's brother Ron has anything to say about it! Not a Lemon!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 8,312 - Follows: 1,996 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
If Wishes Were Unicorns by justanothermuggle reviews
In Harry's sixth year professor Dumbledore decides to move the Mirror of Erised to a new hiding place. After accidentally causing the Mirror to fall down a staircase weird things start happening at Hogwarts. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,019 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Pride and Prejudice and WHAT! by BlackHawk13 reviews
Hermione loves "Pride and Prejudice" and she wants Ron to love it, too. It takes 8 years, but he finally comes around to reading it...sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
With Her by Liebesbrief reviews
HBP AU One-Shot. After a victorious Quidditch match, Hermione runs up to the boy’s dorm to pick up the butterbeer to celebrate. What she finds is a girl on the bed, waiting for Ron. An evening of heartbreak, friendship and heart-mending ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Refuge by KatieBell70 reviews
They say all roads lead to Rome. For Charlie Weasley, the road to Rome may have led him to the one person who can help him find his way home.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,540 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Charlie W., Lavender B. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by Defenestratable reviews
AU. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 298,731 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 2,303 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Aftermath by zennjenn reviews
Post Chosen/S5 Angel. What would have happened if Buffy came to L.A after "The Girl in Question"? The characters are Joss's, I just play with em!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,313 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Thief of Time by Tink Wolfe reviews
A tale about a lost Hallow, time-travel, growing up, falling in love, a new prophecy, and thinking up fun ways to kill Peter. Rated M for Mature. SBHG Sirius/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,684 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Intervention by The General G of K reviews
The Scoobies decide to hold an intervention when Buffy becomes obsessed with Twilight. The books, not the big bad from season eight.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Buffy S. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 438,964 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Weasley Family Thanksgiving by JoeMerl reviews
During Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not quite right. Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., George W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
Post Mortem by Oku Moku reviews
In the afterlife, Severus Snape observes the journey of Fred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Fred W., Severus S. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood reviews
Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Less Than 'Forever' by ManhattanWitch reviews
When one half of your heart, soul and mind disappears, how do you cope? From George’s point of view. Mentions of suicide, character death, and all angst and hurt. NOT NOT NOT TWINCEST! No offense, but as a twin, that's disgusting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,948 - Follows: 5,460 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 7,759 - Follows: 980 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The DADA Professor by RJLupinFan reviews
Lockhart was one thing, but the handsome, kind and intelligent Professor R.J. Lupin is in a league of his own - or at least that's what Faylinn Goodwill thinks about her new teacher. Can she survive the year without her little crush being exposed?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,155 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Red's the New Black by frodogenic reviews
Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Vashka reviews
Crazy things happen sometimes. Like utter Bedlam. Like learning how to fly a broom without dying. Like sudden verbal diarrhea. Like taking a chance. Like love. WINNER of Best Comedy at the Dramione Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unforgettable Notch by atruwriter reviews
He'd never forget her for the rest of his life. :Sirius/Hermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/3/2008 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Love Love Love by KatieBell70 reviews
How Luna repainted her ceiling
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Dean T., Luna L. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Dirt by FelsGoddess reviews
Ron has made a special arrangement for when he dies. He waits in the afterlife for his wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 3,645 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Eighteen by sthana reviews
[DH SPOILERS] Hermione has always been a precocious child. If she had stayed at home, her father would have had her reading treatises on ethics before her thirteenth birthday. It is a possibly regrettable thing that he did not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hermione G.
Gred and Forge by Starkiller reviews
It was the greatest prank the Weasley twins had ever pulled off. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows, Fred and George centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Marry Me by xxanglophilexx reviews
“I want you to marry me. Soon. And I’m proposing to you. Right now, ring me damned. It all be damned. Just…marry me.” Lily proposes to James. JPLE. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 210 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Only the Cold by blue movies reviews
While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What It's Like by ohsnap its potter reviews
Due to a potions incident, Sirius and Lily switch bodies. Not good. Lily is freaking out, and Sirius decides to play cupid. Not good at all. LJ. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sexual Education by Owl and Crow reviews
Sirius thought the reason that Lily hadn't shagged James was because she didn't understand the ins and outs of procreation. This Lily dearest is a penis. It is used to have sex with and to pee. Lily and James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 234 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Werewolf Tamer by atruwriter reviews
It wasn't supposed to come to this. So many lost, all hope dashed. But she would change it, she would save them all. TimeTravel, spoilers, longer summary inside. HGRL - [HIATUS]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,545 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - [Hermione G., Remus L.]
Of Extreme Unhappiness, Death Glares, and Jealousy by xxanglophilexx reviews
Lily is Extremely Unhappy, James is dating a girl that isn't Lily, no, she is NOT jealous, and is it really that obvious that she is madly in love with James and would like to hurt his date? A fluffy JPLE oneshot. Rating for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 257 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Chilling by DarkGoddess2002 reviews
Hermione is willing to do anything to get Harry back from Voldemort. Dark!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 232 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 4,533 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
The Truth Shall So Totally Not Set You Free by Trickster-jz reviews
Sequel to The Mansion You Remember. Events took a wide left turn a few months before Lilly canonically died. While most of Neptune moves on, Lilly searches for the truth.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Lilly, Veronica - Complete
The Mansion You Remember by Trickster-jz reviews
Sequel to The Fabulous Life Of Lilly Kane. You can know people inside out, and still be surprised by how they react to grief. Lilly is about to figure it out.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Lilly, Veronica - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 146 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Ouroboros by BellonaBellatrix reviews
Voldemort has taken Luna Lovegood prisoner, but gets a bit more than he bargained for... LVLL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Love and Levity by KatieBell70 reviews
Not many people bother learning to tell the twins apart. But George Weasley begins to discover that Luna Lovegood is not at all like many people. In fact, she's one of a kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
PuppyDog Eyes by Wheezy1 reviews
AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,515 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 431 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Attempted Severitus by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Oneshot. My own response to all those Severitus stories in which Snape turns out to be Harry's father. Could take place anywhere before the end of HBP. Rated T cause I didn't drop any F bombs for once......
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 275 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
The Return of the GoodForNothing Son by Tea for You reviews
Voldemort. Successfully sent to the afterlife by Harry Potter. In there, he's welcomed by Lily and James, both aware that he now shares Harry's blood, and therefore also THEIRS...Run, Tom. As fast as you can.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Horrible Person by Callisto Nicol reviews
James Potter is losing shirts and he doesn't have a clue where they've disappeared to. [Oneshotish]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 7,176 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
About Last Night by Darko28 reviews
“It's lovely that you want me as a member,” Harry interrupted Voldemort. “But there’s been a bit of a mixup. I didn’t really mean to join the Death Eaters. I was a little tipsy last night and boys will be boys, you know? Humor, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Sirius' Story Time by evansentranced reviews
Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders to the first years. It's a bit more violent than you'd expect for a bedtime story. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
For Days and Days by nikiness reviews
It was never about me. Not really, anyway. It was always about her. Veronica.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Veronica, Lilly - Complete
Misguided Sympathy by Vashka reviews
An earthshattering conversation with Draco Malfoy makes Hermione see the errors of her ways. Will the Slytherins and Gryffindors survive Hermione’s kindness intact? Or will the spirit of Interhouse Cooperation triumph?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,038 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 246 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 4,348 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
A Nightmare in Red Silk by Sionnain reviews
His perfect plan to kill her is ruined by red silk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort
A High Price by Ayla Pascal reviews
She tells herself that it's nothing, that she isn't doing anything that her friends aren't doing, that it's simply a phase she's going through, and not at all like her first year but deep down Ginny knows that she's lying."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Ginny W., Lucius M. - Complete
Good Morning is an Oxymoron, Usually by charmingly-holly reviews
ONESHOT. Ginny falls into a toilet. Harry helps her out. That's how the morning started. Who knew it could get any worse? Title supposed to be Good Morning is an Oxymoron...Usually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Parchment by romanticidiot reviews
Title will change, any ideas? Slash SiriusRemus. One shot Sirius writes down his thoughts on ... someone on an unimportant piece of parchment ... but it's not really so unimportant after all ... R and R please
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Seasonal Suffering by DoraeAzure reviews
When Hermione falls in love with her red-haired best friend, she comes to realize that holidays are no help at all. Features secret agent Hermione,semi-psychotic Ginny, smugly smirking Harry, Quidditch kit Ron, and a truly spectacular hexing of Malfoy. AU after OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,703 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Loony for Luna by Morri's Shadow reviews
Harry thinks of exactly why Luna isn't the girl for him. Probably. He's almost completely certain. Absolutely. Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ceiling by Abigail-Nicole reviews
I don't want a boring ceiling,' she said, lying flat on her back as she stared up at the ceiling. Godric and Helga talk about what Hogwarts should be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
Grim Dawn by Robin4 reviews
Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Summers Requiem by WinterD reviews
Buffy decides to go back and fix the future she and the Scoobies created. Complete
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Complete
Ron's Birthday Wish by Vanyaria Darkshadow reviews
COMPLETE It's Ron's 21st Birthday - will he get what he really wants? The answer is no. But what happens when someone gives Harry Firewhiskey? And what happens when Fred and George find a blender? Don't attempt this at home, kids. 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Loony Lovin' by Sweetiedogood reviews
Title Subject to change Luna Lovegood has an admirer. The admirer watches Luna do a morning ritual, from the admirer POV. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Goodnight, Mr Potter by aikakone reviews
After the war, Harry repeatedly visits someone in St. Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/24/2003 - [Harry P., Luna L.] OC, Neville L. - Complete
A Secret So Horrible It......... by Serenthia reviews
Harry and Snape find out they are father and son. But Harry isn't the son and Snape isn't the father. A case against the use of Time-Turners by senile old men.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/2/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.