WHOA. WOULD YA LOOK AT DAT. She redid her bio. Clap for me, people, clap! -claps for herself-

Name: Ailaena. Previously Rhae.

Age: Eh... Which part? (-snickers- Ah, the puns. Funfunfun. Read 'Blood Brothers' by Malcom Rose. Good book. BTW, if you actually want to know my age, check the Chinese Zodiac years. And you can guess when my birthday is by the Western Zodiac.)

Western Zodiac: Sagittarius

Chinese Zodiac: Rooster (Shut up, fools... Rawr.)

Gender: Female.

Height: 5''6

Current Hair Color: Brown.

Current State of Affairs: -just rolled over and died-

Novels: Currently reading House by Ted Dekker, Naruto, and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist by Rachel Cohn and David Levithan.

Manga: Hmmm... let's see... We have the classics, Bleach, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Bakuman (OMG! New by the Death Note authors! READ IT! -dies-) Fruits Basket, and the not-classics, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelist (just a little. Not exactly a dedicated reader), Whistle! (I only really read it cause Shige makes my day. When he shows up. Which is rarely... o.O), +Anima (Just started.. meh. Neutral opionion.), Hikaru no Go (Um... I actually don't know why I read it...) and Ouran High School Host Club (TOTAL SUPPORT OF TWINS/HARUHI.)

Fave/Not Fave Pairings/Characters:

Bleach- Total Support of: Toshiro Histugaya(-insert fangirl scream-)/Momo Hinamori, Ichigo/Rukia, Renji/Rukia (Meh. To me it doesn't matter who Rukia goes with.) and Orihime/Uryu (ADMIT IT. It's adorable. ;D)
Not Totally Agreeable With: Ichigo/Orihime (Just... BLEH.) and Soi Fon/Yoriuchi (I don't have a problem with same sex pairings. And I love both their characters individually, I just don't like that pairing. It's a matter of opinion.)

Naruto- Definite Favourites: Itachi/Sakura, Sasuke/Sakura, (and to some extent) Naruto/Sakura, Tsunade/Jiraiya, Shikamaru/Ino, and Shikamaru/Temari. Oh, and Konan/Itachi. It's grown on me.
Definite Dislikes: Naruto/Hinata (Okay, it's cute, but seriously? Is it going to happen? HELL NO.), Naruto/Sakura (I'm torn here...), and Lee/Sakura (MAKES ME WANT TO GAG... BLEH.)

FMA- Forever Going To Support: Roy Mustang/Riza Hawkeye (If they are not together, I will seriously cry. And burn every last copy of FMA that I own. Except the ones with Royai in them...) and Ed/Winry (Reminds me so much of those little kids who absolutely love each other and end up half-murdering the other... xD)
Going To Make Me Vomit: Envy/Ed (Again, it's not the yaoi or same sex pairing. I just want Envy all to myself... )

Ouran High School Host Club - Gonna Happen. Period: Twins/Haruhi (I'm more in favour of Hiakru/Haruhi, but either one works.), Mori/Haruhi (Sigh Okay. It won't happen. But it's cute..)
Never Gonna Happen Cause I Said So: Tamaki/Haruhi (He's so funny... but so annoying...)

Fun Stories: LE GASP. I have a new Bleach buddies at school. So, we held up the cover of Bleach: Vol. 23 (Which had Ikkaku on the cover. Without a shirt and covered in scars and looking too buff to be normal, heh'...) to these seventh graders at school and asked them "Do you want to look like this?" and died laughing. They stared at us and left for the other side of the cafeteria. It was funny. If you were there. Yeah.

Another story. I was carrying juice around for this beach party think. It was a lot of juice. So I made my best friend carry my towel and hat and t-shirt and stuff(OF COURSE I WAS WEARING A SWIMSUIT, SICKOS.). Anway. Sadie was telling me to hurry up, cause she was pretty much ten metres ahead of me and around the path bend. I asked "Are you the only carrying eighty-billion litre's of freakin' juice? NO!" She stopped, and make this total 'LE GASP' face and said "LAENA! Were you about to say something that started with 'F' and ended in 'U-C-K'?" I stared and replied "Do you want me too? I could've said it..." She made this confused face and said "'Firetruck?' That makes no sense..." And then I broke down laughing and had to stop to catch my breath. Now. If you're all "WTF?" read it again. It'll make more sense. And read it slowly.

The Gonna Be A Comic Story: I was sitting innocently in my math class, being innocent and innocently doing my homework. My buddy-but-not-really, Brody, was talking to some of his friends and I didn't quite catch what he said but I went along the lines of "Blah, blah, blah... Like Satan Hair over here..." And he points at me. I then turn around and am all "WTF?". Brody stares at me. And I ask "Satan Hair? What?". He replies with "Your hair is red." -insert awkward silence- And I procede to smack him with my ruler.

Goals For The Future: Publishing, man. I'm going to be published and then I'll be a librarian cause I feel like it. Yeah. Gonna become great, I tell ya. Another goal is to eat an entire jar of cake icing form Safeway. Don't ask. It's a goal. And I want to chuck golfballs into the Pacific Ocean for no real reason. Or the Atlantic.

Links

- Click it. You know you want to. ;D

http://www.fictionpress.com/~ailaena - OMG! IT"S ME!! I should put more stuff up here...

- Oh, look. Me again. Wow.

Story Updates (-plays Jaws themesong-)

Di-Gata Defenders

Halfway There
Status: In progress. Sort of hiatus. Yeah.
Next Chapter: 7
Main Characters: Adam, Yeili(OC), Mel, Seth and Cameryn (OC)
Summary: Too lazy to write a proper one. You get to scroll down, my friend.

The Mirror Shard
Status: In writing. The sequel to Halfway There.
Main Characters: Seth, Adam, Mel, Lian(OC) and Morgana (OC)
Summary:Adam was given a piece of the Mirror, a device used to gaze upon Rados from the Dark Realm. The Defenders each look into the Shard, but the Ethos use to oppertunity against them.

To The Ends of the World
Status: In writing. Final part of the unamed trilogy.
Main Characters: Kara, Rion, Mel, Lian(OC) and Arcos (OC)
Summary:After ditching the Shard, the Defenders focus on the last Relic of the Celestial Abyss - which happens to not even be in Rados, but rather quite far to the North...

The Final Argument
Status: EGAHD! It's almost done! Like, I need to touch it up, edit and that's it. Like, it should be posted really soon... I think...
Main Characters: Mostly Seth, Adam and Mel. Erik has a tiny, itty, bitty role in the last part.
Summary: Everyone has their favourite pairing, right? Too bad I support the most random one out there.

LE GASPETH. LOOK!

POTATOES.

Harry Potter

The Returning
Status: Hiatus. (I'm trying. Gimme a break. Stuff is keeping me occupied.)
Next Chapter: 3. Halfway. Ish. Yeah.
Main Characters: Tobi MacKinnon (OC), Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Venefica(OC).

Naruto

Dark
Status: Planning, plotting, etc, etc. Bunch of random crap written down... blah, blah, blah...
Main Characters: Ino and Deidara
Summary: Ino and Deidara end up stuck in one of the Akatsuki lairs after a cave in. Erm... Most likely crack. Ino/Dei (-snicker- I was discussing this with my friend. And she just face palmed and told me that the Ino/Dei pairing was really strange and I should probablu get my brain checked. Even if they did have the same hairstyle.)

One Hundred
Status: Writing stages. Around... the first eight paragraphs, heh'.
Main Characters: Naruto and Sakura.
Summary: "If you were to die next week, name one hundred things you'd like to do before you died." "Where did that come from?" "Shut up an answer the question."
SIDE NOTE: I really need help on this one. I need to create a giant 'bucket list' for Sakura and Naruto. And I only have, oh, eight? A tad problematic, don't ya think? PM me if you got ideas, because this isn't going to be posted for a while...

A Secret Nightmare
Status: Planning, first bit written. I actually think I'll follow through with this one...
Main Characters: Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura
Summary: Sasuke did want to come back to Konaha. Really, he did. But he kept getting these really strange dreams and nightmares that always stopped him from going home...