Introduction!!

Gender:...It's a secret :3

Age: I'm almost a "legal" adult

Likes: Reading, writing (duh), theater, rock climbing, white water rafting (went once, NEED to go again), drumline (just look up WGI and you'll find out), being random (try it!! it's really fun), music (almost any kind). There's a lot more, but I feel lazy sooooo...that's it...FOR NOW

Dislikes: Oh there is soooooo much on this list. Let's see...Know-it-alls, cocky-for-no-reason-people, two faced liars, two-timers...Now the superficial ones! Rap/Screamo, bugs (yeah I know, but still I don't like them), mash potatoes (...Ok so I ran out of things to say), HOMEWORK, teachers who play favorites...I'll add more if I feel like it.

Hey everyone who is looking at this page (not likely) I'm new here, and when I start writing a story please don't be mad if I take too long in updating (damn school)...So yeah hope to get on that!!!!! XD

One thing if I ever have a poll up on here please vote!!!!

Hey guys. Sorry to say this but all stories are on temporary hiatus. I'm dealing with some stuff in life right now and lost all motivation and emotions. Soooooo yeah I'll try and start writing again in the summer, but for no I won't be doing much.

My favorites are Fairy tail, Magi, Bleach, Beelzebub, Toriko, Area D, and a bunch of other titles that I don't know how to spell P

Fairy Tail Ships:

LucyxLaxus (Just so you know I love. And I mean LOVE to mess with Laxus and Lucy pairings)

LucyxNatsu (Hey i can like multiple couples for the same person. Deal with it)

LucyxOrga (Ok so I just had this pairing pop into my head and liked it...MY FIRST CRACK PAIRING!!)

LucyxCobra

LucyxGajeel

LucyxSting

(Lots of Lucy)

LevyxGajeel

JuviaxGray

ErzaxJellal

...I seem to have a thing for Lucy and Lightning/Thunder mages as well as Dragon Slayers...Oh well

Magi:

AlibabaxMorgianna

(Yep those are the only ones)

Beelzebub:

OrgaxKunieda

...Not that much left for ships...so yeah.

Bleach:

IchigoxGrimmjow (yes it's yaoi idc)

IchigoxStark (again yaoi again idc)

UlquiorraxOrihime

RenjixRukia

kjaspdfjasdpofjaspdof jaspif...I just really wanted to put something meaningless up one this...I wrote this with caffeine and sugar running through my veins instead of the usually red stuff, so I'm pretty hyper.

This is a true story

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your Kindness will be rewarded.

...I did this out of fear...

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (SCREW YOU DOORS!!...AND TWIST LIDS!!!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their faces off at the others.

10 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
3. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
4. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
5. Whenever Stating a Fact, Add 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
8. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
9. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
10. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!!

Labels that state the Obvious (I got this from Fairy Tail's Sweetheart)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

A question to all Fairy Tail fans out there...WHY THE HELL DOES NATSU CALL LUCY, LUIGI!!! IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!! that is all.