On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.

At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences and further incarnations.

Sans has gotten himself stuck in the void between worlds in a successful attempt to stop the resets of his timeline. He's not sure how long he's been chillin' alone there, but eventually a chance at escape stumbles his way in from the Veil of Death. His name?—Sirius Black. (no pairings)

Kirigaya Keiko was a fairly normal teenage girl, smarter than her classmates, a bit short tempered when she had to deal with concentrated idiocy, but for the most part, normal. The problem was her passion for gaming, and the desire to avoid all stereotypes involved with being a female gamer. So she always hid behind her male avatar Kirito, that is until SAO...thanks much Kayaba...

Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel

Tsuna isn't the only available candidate for the position of 10th Vongola boss, but one is even worse than Iemitsu's son and the other shrouded in mysteries (not to mention quite busy with other things). Mysteries that Reborn plans to unravel.

DISCONTINUED. It was just a silly high-school girls' love ritual. Nothing was supposed to happen. Nothing would have happened, had Gokudera's mother not been a Squib. Now he's caught in another country, and in the middle of a deadly tournament. Gokudera/Harry (Firecracker). Post KHR-Canon. Love Ritual Cliche - but different.

DISCONTINUED. Twin-fic to Reighost's Dusk to Dawn. Reborn/Harry. Everything changes with a chance meeting in a bar. Sky!Harry. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."

Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.

She wasn't a hero or a savior, not anymore. If she had owed something to the world, she more than paid it back with blood and tears… so why did they take Teddy away from her? And why was everyone so interested in her grandfather?

After 5000 years of servitude to Olympus, Perseus is finally released from his oath. Time has taken its toll, however. His tenure as immortal gatekeeper has left the son of Poseidon and Gaea lost and without direction. But there has to be someone who could change that, right? Percy/Piper

Time-Travel. Tsuna is thrown into a time he's unfamiliar with, in a country he can barely speak the language. But it's his choice, so with only determination and his intuition to keep him moving forward, he'll complete his mission while trying to not lose all. Of course, that doesn't mean trouble won't find him; things are never easy when fate loves to screw with one. Arc27

"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

When Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Luna Lovegood go through the Veil at the Department of Mysteries, they are thrown two years into the past. What will be different this time around, and why is Dumbledore's arm missing when the three return for the Triwizard Tournament? And what on earth is Draco Malfoy getting up to during the night?

Some people call it fate, some people call it destiny. But the Red String will always tie two people and when they meet, it will change their lives. Fem!Harry/AdultReborn

Frisk falls down Mt.Ebbot while picking wild strawberries. Join this spunky teenager as they traverse the Underground, unexpected company hitching along for the undoubtedly wild ride. Secrets will be unlocked and friendships will be forged. As strange things begin to happen to the voice inside Frisk's mind, the teen wonders why it even bothered to hop on their crazy bandwagon.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

The one where Death loses one Harry Potter's soul, had a small mental break and took a vacation. A vacation as the Boy Who Lived. Because, irony. {Death!Harry, well, more like Harry!Death.} (slash, SSHP, warning: underage) STOPS AT END OF THIRD YEAR. If interested in more check out my account at AO3 (Hweianime) for the smuttier ongoing ver

When a magical backlash causes a rift in space and time, Mary Jane Potter gains the memories of her male counterpart. Sure that she has just years before her inevitable death, Mary works to defeat Voldemort and keep her friends and family safe. Only fate fights her at every step, making her task even more difficult. Fem!Harry. Not shippy. Hard T for language and violence.

Janelle was eleven years old when little Harry Potter arrived on Privet Drive, and she can safely say that after babysitting him for the first eleven years of his own life, and despite him being away for the majority of the year, he still caused trouble in her life. Honestly, owls? And what's this thing about trolls totalling the girls bathrooms? AU

First Year was great, and now after a summer with his Godfather Sirius Black, Harry is heading back to Hogwarts. However there are new dangers that await him. Will Harry and the Mischief Managers be able to get out of it, or will all their Ravenclaw wit be for nothing. This will be both years 2 & 3 so I'll just be skimming through them both.

At age twenty-six, Sawada Tsunayoshi dies without regret, leaving his place as Vongola's leader to another. In another world, Sawada Tsunayoshi wakes up once more: alive, de-aged to ten, with a younger twin brother, and ... female? …What? - AU; dimension-crossing; fem!Tsuna; No pairings as of now.

What if Harry had somehow gotten involved with the mafia after Voldemort's defeat? What if Reborn was just a little too bored? What if the Conqueror met Chaos personified? Harry/Reborn

'Ace' wasn't about to let her old life as Cosmo 'Oz' Potter come and use her as they please. She was Beelzebub dammit! and she wasn't about to let the stick wielders come and try and stop her duties in the Varia or the few officer off the hook from facing her wrath. She is not what the Wizarding world expected. FemHarry. light bashing. Slight occness and AU

Despite not having been around any of the Marauders for very long, there are times when it becomes obvious that Harry Potter is one annoying little bugger, and he soon makes it his life goal to get adults to question their, and perhaps his, sanity. Crackfic! Series of mostly unrelated oneshots.

Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.

His first remembered thought was "Harry? How dull." Reincarnation story. Harry Potter is nothing like what the wizarding world thought he would be. Manipulative!Dumbledore. False Prophecy. Johnlock. Severitus. Now starting second year, my take on the Chamber of Secrets. "A Study in Identity"

Harry snaps at the beginning of the first task, and stops caring about anything, including whether he lives or dies. The Goblet decides to take matters into its own "hands". Toss in a mildly depressed dragon, and things get very interesting very fast. Didn't start out as a crack-fic, kinda turned into one.

What If? is a series of unrelated (mostly) one-shots and drabbles of plausible and implausible situations that might have happened at one point in some weird, and likely highly magical situation. Lots of crossovers. I can't list them all... I also don't own anything. NOW COMPLETE

REWRITE/EDIT OVERHAUL FOR THIS FOUND IN "Slip Up Revamped" . (Cover drawn by CyanCat, but commissioned by Moradacious Moratorium )

The Torchwood team have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Set between Adam and Reset. Rated T because of Jack Harkness, swearing, mature themes, slash etc... it's Torchwood!

AU. James survives the attack but Lily dies. How will James, Sirius and Remus raise Harry?

It's no small thing to save a life, but losing one can shape you beyond imagining. The day Obito had his first brush with death was the day another part of Obito woke up. And What should have been, took three steps to the left. In typical Potter fashion. Harry Potter made a decision and Uchiha Obito has to live with it, whether he likes it or not.

Hobbits are fascinating creatures, with secrets and traditions that most other races cannot fathom. They are beings who love peace and laughter and a good meal. However, that does not mean that they are not touched by grief or hardship... May continue, I'm a little iffy, um... Enjoy? (Rating may change)

Your cliche Nico-goes-to-Hogwarts story, only, these are a series of unrelated one-shots that germinated from unrelated plot bunnies that bit me in the ass. Twice. Do enjoy.

It is a cold day in hell when Rose Tyler's vortex manipulator finally kicks the bucket. It's a cold day in the helicarrier when Nick Fury receives an unexpected guest.

The Avengers are assembled to help the Queen of England's favorite Duchess to try and break a recurring curse that seems to be getting worse and worse... Of course, wherever Duchess Harri Potter goes, trouble trails behind her like a loyal puppy. Craziness ensues. FEMharry/Loki (Chapters 1-5 updated 8/17/18)

Tsunade expected to end up in Heaven after her death, peacefully enjoying an eternity of drinking and gambling. What she didn't expect was to be reborn and to end up as the heir to a family of elite criminals. I mean, wasn't having a super famous ancestor and being expected to follow in their footsteps enough after the first time? Reincarnated!Tsunade, Fem!Tsuna

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.

Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.

The time turner around Harrys neck shattered sending his soul back in time; where his body could not go. When Harry finds himself in a ten year old body; in his aunts garden he vows to do things right this time and save everyone he lost. First he needs to make his friends into the new Marauders and convince the sorting hat to unite him with his own alternative to Sirius Black.

At times, Harry (and some others) really needs this thing called common sense. Aka, Harry does his best to make sure he won't die! Chapters are a series of one-shots. One shots can be adopted by others if asked (and given) permission.

In which Tom is the DADA professor at Hogwarts, secretly recruiting followers for his future army, and Harry is the worst Divination professor ever, accidentally messing up Tom's plans. Drabble series. Eventual TMRxHP.

Newt/Harry, Timetravel Shenanigans, Canon Divergent. His plan was to avoid changing the timeline. He knew he wouldn't be able to resist if the opportunity presented itself. So he fled to Africa, where opportunity found him instead.

He shed his scales for skin, traded his wings for sturdy feet. But his claws remained sharp and the fire in his belly burnt bright, for he was still of the Dragonkin, no matter the form he wore. And when the dwarves came knocking, offering him a chance to exact his revenge on Smaug, how could he resist? Dragon!Bilbo AU.

When Percy visits the Oracle, she gives him the Great Prophecy instead of the lightning bolt one. At tale of how Percy faces his destiny when he knows from the beginning what is to come.

Wherein Sawada Tsunayoshi is a mythological creature magnet, and it doesn't seem to matter much where those creatures come from. (It starts with the unicorn, and things just get worse from there. The Mafia won't know what hit it.)

When Bilbo woke, he knew something was wrong, because he was without a stitch of clothing. He was a respectable Hobbit. A Baggins of Bag End. He did not sleep naked.

Hayato Gokudera never liked company. Until he meets Harriet Potter.

Percy hadn't expected to have family outside of his freaky godly relatives. Harry hadn't expected to have family that accepted him for who and what he was. They were both wrong. Also, there is a murderer on the run.

Before the First Human falls, Sans makes a discovery just inside the Ruins. Years later, Frisk leaves the Ruins to find not two, but THREE skeletons waiting for them. Will this change the story? And how will it affect the future?

My life is...ordinary. If the definition of ordinary includes: a brother called Squalo, hallucinations of some other world, a knack for misfortune and an assassination squad in which I now know as 'family'. *sighs*

Loki tries to summon Death to deal with his enemies. It doesn't work out quite like he planned.

Skull had always done his best to keep his mafia life away from his mother, not because she couldn't handle it but because he wasn't sure the mafia could handle her. (All the different ways the Arcobaleno could meet Skull's mother.) [Fem!Harry ; Teddy-is-Skull]

The doctors called it heightened anxiety. His mother called it a gift. His peers called it weird. Tsuna himself didn't know what to call his freakishly accurate, absolutely ridiculous paranoia, since he was already too busy trying to handle the fact that it was there at all. As if that wasn't enough, Chaos ensues following a not-baby called Reborn and his greeting of "Ciaossu."

This is just a collection of Marauders headcanons.

In which Tsuna has a lot of love to give, but no one really notices it until he meets his soulmates. Rated M just in case of future chapters. All27

After the Dursleys dump her on a train headed for Namimori, a chance meeting with the Hibari family pretty much knocks her intended future off course. Harry finds that she doesn't mind that much, though between the multicoloured flames and crazy-weird hitmen, her life has gotten decidedly strange lately.

Harry runs away aged eight and soon gets adopted by a couple in a band. he brings his rocking to Hogwarts, and madness ensues! First fanfiction so be as contributive as possible. rated T for later chapters

Mike was usually quite active on worknights. Now he seems so... dead. Depression is a big word, with an even bigger meaning. After the animatronics get the hint that Mike isn't fighting back, they decide to take a different approach. Little did the mourning night guard know that he wasn't alone in this heart-wrenching battle... in more ways than one. (Human!Animatronics)

Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.

Death the One Appointment we must all keep, unfortunately Harry keeps showing up early and is upsetting Raspy's boss. Raspy isn't happy and keeps sending Harry back. This time with his memories and a warning that if he comes early again, he ends up kissing a certain toad in a sweater for eternity. This time he is sure to get it right. Bashing of D and Molly,

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

People who are born with two souls in their body are rare. But since when did Harry and Percy obey the rules? Follow them as they try to survive after their brother was mistaken for being the Boy-Who-Lived. AU. Wrong BWL

Harriet Potter-Black never wanted this. But that's where she is now, so she'd better deal with it. And sadly, most of them belonged in a mental asylum, but she too gets no room to complain. fem!Harry-is-Viper!

If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.

You think a guy would get a hint when you're not interested in him, but no, he has to be SUPER dense! Helen not only has to save the planet again, but the entire universe; all while fending off Thanos from his advances. Oh, and let's not forget how angry she is at him for brainwashing her lover, Loki. This is so not what she asked for on her next great adventure. FEM Harry (MOD)!

After millennium of only Death as company, Harry's common sense became pretty skewered. A bored Harry made his way to the Human Realm, and even after his death, his Potter luck doomed him into being the Sky Arcabaleno. MoD!Harry. Yaoi. Slash. Het.

It should have been alright. You won! You finally got to go home after three long years. But three long years of having bigger things to worry about than your own personal shit and suddenly having no distractions whatsoever can really fuck a kid up. A post-SBURB thing I came up with where John has to actually face his emotions instead of flat out ignoring them as he tends to do.

In which you are Acacia Potter who becomes Skull de Mort and makes tons of awesome friends along the way. Almost completely angst-free, isn't that great? 2nd person POV, fem!Harry-is-Skull

"Actually, I've lived with the Tonks family in a muggle town." A student sitting fairly close by choked on his food. "You mean you grew up with that ruddy Metamorphmagus for a sister!" Another of my 'Harry raised by someone other than the Dursleys' AU.

In which Haruhi moves to a new neighborhood before middle-school, meets a shy redhead in the park who she then befriends. Kasanoda Ritsu in turn is surprised she is a girl after the first meeting and wonders how he could have missed it. Basically, Haruhi comes into contact with the Yakuza at a young age, and all shall dread the days to come.

Tsunako Sawada had only one desire in life, to be left alone in peace. She didn't mind her negligent father dragging her and Mama to Italy every summer though, not when she was watched over by Lal Mirch and got to hang out with her 'brother' Basil and all the crazy people that were drawn to them. No, it was when she somehow became a Yakuza boss that things went south...why her?

Percy Jackson grew up with a magical mom. A magical mom who was best friends with Lily and James Potter. He had been there the night Voldemort attacked, and he would be going off to Hogwarts with his best friend Harry for the school year. (On Hold)

Harry falls through the veil and of course Potter Luck kicks in. (In which Harry's Animagus form is a Sparkling and he finds a family.) Drabble series. Cover is by DestinyKitsuna!

So Haruhi may not have mentioned her Godfather. She really didn't want it getting out he was the Head Assassin for the biggest name in Mafia History. Plus it was kind of hard to introduce Xanxus to anyone. (AU. OOC. Sorta-crack? It's five in the morning and I am approaching 24 hours straight of being awake okay.)

He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.

Hyacinth Potter, Girl-Who-Lived, Woman-Who-Conquered, and owner of heaps-of-more-hyphenated-titles, died… again. Imagine her surprise, then, when she is greeted this time not by Dumbledore, but by Death. Who tells her that she is his Mistress, confirms that Fate hates her, and sends her off to restore balance to a world where she is the heir of the mafia underworld.

Clint Barton didn't expect visitors in Homestead. Especially teenagers stealing from him in the middle of the night. But when Clint confronts him and realizes he's not alone... well, what's he's supposed to do? The Avengers have everything, it seems, but a family man. Featuring fanboy Thor, Steve's overprotective nature, and twice the Jackson as you'd expect. (Percabeth later on.)

Percy is wizard in a addition to being a demigod. He has been attending CHB since he was seven, because Gabe killed his mom. Summary sucks, but hopefully story is better. Rated for mentions of abuse.

Harry goes back in time to redo his Hogwarts years after losing the war, his family, and his wife, Ginny Potter to Voldemort. Alternate Universe. Years 1-4 but canon up to end of year 6.

There seems to be an infestation of ghosts? or was it memories? roaming around Hogwarts. Classes get disrupted, meals get postponed, teachers and students get walked through; there is chaos at Hogwarts that year, but is it only happening in Hogwarts; that is what the Order of the Phoenix are trying to figure out. All they know, is that it is about the future. FEM! Potter

Au of fifth year Harry Potter has caught on to the magical world's bs. Now he isn't taking anything seriously. Some toad in pink wants to mess with him? Ha! He's eaten scarier things for breakfast. A more world weary and sarcastic Harry defeats the evil of stupidity. Rated T for some mild language

It's all fun and games until you realize that you've been reincarnated into a once fictional world where you're the next in line to become a mafia boss. Sawada Setsuna is anything but amused because it took a baseball to the chest to realize who she actually was and even then, her first thought is to buy a lock for her room. SI reincarnated as fem!Tsuna [Cover Art: kurobook]

"If wishes were fishes," she said solemnly, her finger wagging in his face. "We'd all be a Tsunayoshi." He blinked at her then, and asked, "What does that have to do with me cleaning up my side of the room?" She sighed at him. "Silly Tsuna." And as she went about cleaning his side of the room like she always did, he concluded firmly that his imouto was just plain weird. SI Twin-fic

A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...

When Harry, Ron and Hermione are fleeing the Ministry of Magic, Harry loses his way while apparating, and ends up splinching by a certain pine tree. Little does he know that wizards and demigods are very closely connected - maybe it was fate which led Harry to end up at Camp Half-Blood, where he may discover much... WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH

Tsuna's world is turned upside-down when his life becomes a video game. Or maybe that's just because 'he' isn't really a boy anymore? /"Hieeeeee! What do you mean the male character isn't unlocked yet?"/ VideoGame!kind-of-fem!Tsuna

Extraordinary circumstances lead to the Lovegood family raising a young Harry Potter. With a real family (and Luna for a sister) and a not so ordinary upbringing, who will Harry become? How will Hogwarts react to a smarter more eccentric Harry trying to save them from the Nargles? Oh and He-Who-Has-Too-Many-Names (Voldemort) too of course! AU Independent!Ravenclaw!Harry

Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.

In confusion I turned my head to the side to look at my body and I froze as I was met with orangey looking fur and four legs with paws on the end. Now, I was never the smartest kid in my classes, but I wasn't stupid either. I was in the body of some sort of canine. No, that wasn't right, I was a canine. OC story.

MOD! Fem! Harry Potter. What if Harry Potter was reborn as a female and met his father. Prompt by Tsume Yuki.

After the encounter with Quirrell, Harry's world drastically changes. In (sleep) comes a foul-mouthed man with a healthy amount of disregard (of reality). Or, where Harry meets a man who could somehow talk while encased in ice, and his world tilts, spins, and implodes. [Mentor!Xanxus, Different!HP, and eventual Familial!Varia.]

If Liz has learned anything it's that most of her relatives deserve a one way trip to the loony bin or at the very least some serious therapy. But she's going to have to get back to her family problems later because suddenly she's suppose to go to a school named after pigs and warts, which by the way is magical, you know since this happens everyday. Fem Harry/Percy (Same person)

Your name is John Egbert and you don't know how much longer you can maintain this facade. Your peers ridicule you, your dad hates you and you can barley hold onto the small thread of sanity you have left. What will happen when a mysterious new student named Dave forces his way into John's life? mute!John/Dave; trigger warnings for child abuse, nightmares and violence.

Dreams are odd. They are not consistent, they are not always remembered. Linked dreams are a particularly rare type. Nobody knows what triggers them, or it they are triggered at all. They happen. That's the only certain thing. (Or: the one in which Reborn meets his little soulmate in a dream.) FUTURE Harry/Reborn SLASH. Drabble sequence. Soulmate!AU

When, Tsuna, 5 years old, meets Kyoko way ahead of schedule, what they form is a mighty friendship. A friendship involving learning cuteness, taking over a Yakuza (or a town) and one day creating a happy world for everyone. Hopefully. At least, if they could just decide on who's seven-person-family that one kid will join. People are confused. Sky!Kyoko, Cloud!Hana and others!

Accidental magic sends the girl-who-lived into the distant past to meet her ancestor... Alexander the Great! Alexandria is brought back to the present by the magic of the Goblet. And she's going to remind people who her father is. Can the wizarding world survive the return of the Conqueror, or will Alexandria fall just as her father did? Fem Harry

'It's been two days since his birthday, he's only had a packet of crisps since the day before and quite frankly, the boredom was kind of killing him. He might have to resort to interacting with Dudley if this kept up. Oh the horror.' Mildly gender-swapped cast, mostly because I could. First Year AU [Sequel up!]

'You are all trapped in my death game', 'These muggle games might be bloody awesome after all Hermione', 'No one's tried to kill me in months, I was getting pretty bored.', 'Honestly, there's no helping you two. Guess I need to manage your level ups for you.' Thrillseeking golden trio. Rated M because I'm not sure what'll happen, and it would be a hassle to change it later.

Harry Potter has done it: he has defeated the Dark Lord. Yet this victory has come at a great price: namely, the eradication of the entire human race. Wizards, muggles, and creatures alike perished and now Harry is alone left, cursed with the title of the Master of Death and an extended life. So, Harry does what any wizard with too much time would: he goes "traveling".

A strange set of circumstances reminds Harry that there's more to life than goofing off with your best friend. Future Smarter/Powerful!Harry; HHr, future RWLL & NLGW. Title refers to the Butterfly Effect, because every single change in this fic is a result of Harry's crush on Hermione. Dead!fic.

What happened right after the Battle of Hogwarts? Where were the Americans, when British Wizards and Witches were fighting for their lives? And is there a way the Wizarding World could have computers? Find the answers as we follow a young American Wizard sent to London after Voldemort's death. Meet Harry through his eyes, and catch a glimpse of the REAL American Wizarding World.

"Afghanistan or Iraq?" Sherlock says smugly, and John doesn't have the heart to tell him it's none of the above. / Sherlock Holmes is intrigued by the strange doctor who confers with the dead. Harry-is-John.

Dave Strider runs a radio show along with Rose and Jade. When Dave feels a bit over worked he hires himself an assistant, an assistant who makes his heart race. Can John uncover Dave's past and help him recover from it? Will John's past come back to help or haunt? Can Dave ever actually do his job, or will he be a slacker and forever? Find out all this and more on Strider Radio!

Being Re-Written, will have new title. - When given the chance to go back and repair the damage that had been done, what choice did he really have? But at least she could have told him he'd be starting over at the very beginning. What happens when the one that no one trusts and the one no one knows are the only ones who have any idea of what is going on.

Percy and Sally are in London and decide to visit Sally's cousin. This leads to a friendship that crosses the borders of two very different worlds as Percy and Harry begin to realize the similarities between their lives.

Death messed up his job at Halloween 1981 and now neither Voldemort nor Harry Potter are dead. As if that wasn't bad enough that noisy little brat appears to be able to see him. All of that was quite unexpected. Still it doesn't explain how he somehow found himself stuck to raise the baby. Alright, now that's just awkward. Complete (sort of)

After his cousin Annabeth ran off in the middle of some well-deserved falafel, Magnus Chase is discouraged. With some suspicious activity from Loki, along with dreams Magnus doesn't want to remember, he decides he needs to find Annabeth and keep her safe. However, when he finds her, he learns more than he really wants to know...

Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry

The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud

Bro and Dave dealing with life after Sburb. The game ends and Dave basically freaks out because the real world is alot different from a meteor. Trigger warnings; Panic attacks, strong language, more tags inside.

10 facts about Marauders Era characters, their friends, their family, from birth until death. It's going to be a bumpy ride!

Career advising session, Artemis Fowl and his head of house.

Whatever will be, will be. The future's not ours to see. "Que será, será," she bitterly remarks. [SI, Self-insert as fem!Naruto.] [Cover Art: kurobook]

Harry's spent so much time in his own mind that it's unrecognisable to anyone else. Crack.

A series of interviews conducted by Miss Rita Skeeter, as she attempts to find out exactly what happened on June sixteenth, 1996 . A task which takes her all the way back to the previous September, during Harry Potter's fifth year at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. Insane!Harry. (Previously called What happened on March 16th, second chapter is under construction.)

Harry meets gods and godlings of various pantheons. One-shots, maybe the occasional two or three. Oh - warning for salty language, because apparently I need one.

Somehow, Tsuna was trapped in the body of his other self who just had committed suicide in a parallel world...Without his Family and his title as a future Mafia Boss, what would he choose between being a "normal" one and following the old path to claim his heirdom from his younger brother in this world? R27, Guardians x 27, hint all x 27...

Faced with a choice between employing Umbridge and employing a man who technically didn't even apply for the position and wasn't even a wizard in the first place, Dumbledore chooses the option of Not Umbridge. During his Fifth year, Harry is confronted with a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor who doesn't want to hurt or kill him, but might anyways when he destroys the school.

After the death of his estranged student, Nicholas Flamel, Edward Elric gives the man one promise: To protect Harry Potter, the child who helped save the Stone. But when writing in blood start appearing in the walls of Hogwarts, hinting at an old evil returning, Edward must prevent the repeat of fifty years ago. Discontinued.

Anguished soul tumbling though the wind, continuously searching for a place where its fame is its own. Once more, pushed into a new world, with new challenges, new threats, testing the mettle of her resolve and ability to survive. Fem!Harry.

Bits of Tsuna's Reborn's and his Guardians' lives captured in themes. I take Requests! Newest: When Tsuna is sick, there is only panic.

They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.

Professors McGonagall and Snape come to realize that Harry is not being cared for properly and it is up to them to right this wrong.

There was one episode called Pond Life where the Doctor kept on calling Amy what was going on. Ever wonder what the other phones calls would be like? "Hello Amy" "Hi Doctor..." "..." "Why are you calling me." "Im bored." "Go visit Hitler." "Ok." ...beep. "Doctor you know I didn't mean that right?" 40 short chapters! Crossovers guaranteed, Sherlock, Star Wars, Avengers, Star Trek...

John Egbert seems like a perfectly normal teenager. He goes to school, watches shitty movies, has lots of friends, a loving father, and brings home good grades. However, there is one thing that makes John different than all his friends. He doesn't have a crush. And he's never had one, nor does he get them. In fact, he doesn't even feel attracted in any way to anyone.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976

"Sadie didn't think much of the new kid, but Drew certainly did- acting as if they were old friends or something. Maybe they were, maybe they weren't. Whatever the case, he didn't seem to be enjoying the attention." Now a series.

They say that you learn from experience. I guess that's why Captain America is perfect. SI/OC insert. Sporadic updates.

Professor Dumbledore is tired of James and Severus fighting 24/7. So he has planned the ultimate summer punishment for them.

We all know how the Doctor always lands his Tardis at the wrong time and wrong spot. Short chapters about how the Doctor lands his Tardis at 'bad' times, especially when the Avengers are 'busy'.

A little story about the maruders and their antics, tell me if you think the rating needs to be changed.

Harry and Ginny have been the victims of love potions used by Molly Weasley. When they discover the betrayal, they are distraught, and, in his anger, Harry accidentally smashes a new time turner prototype on the ground, covering himself, Ginny, and loyal house elf Kreacher in its sand. The three of them are hurled back in time, and now they have to do everything all over again!

Or the one where Tsuna can cook really, really, really well. (A crackish drabble-like series with no real plot. Canon AU, mostly gen)

On the night his parents were murdered, a prophecy was invoked and Harry Potter's Fated Destiny was set in stone. Stone is not unbreakable though and a child's flesh and bones are far more delicate… It only takes a single accident to unravel Life's Tapestry when the stone dictating Harry's Destiny is shattered beyond repair. HP/LL

Rose wakes to find the Doctor bouncing off the walls...literally. Pure fluff. Ten/Rose One shot. Thanks to Epic Time Lord for being my Beta.

When a girl from our world dies from a horrible accident, she is reborn as the baby of Sawada Iemitsu and Nana, and for some reason, her vision's funny. FemTsuna. ADOPTED FROM: Lady Helena Styvhals

Harriet Potter has to flee from England better yet, she has to vanish from this World. An acquaintance has a solution for the problem but is she really ready for what this entails? Fem Harry Potter

You know all those stories where a victorious Harry is summoned to another world to fix all their problems? Imagine if it went wrong and George Weasley was snagged instead. A George who'd lost Fred, had far too many marital problems, was forced to leave behind two kids, and maybe came from a place where the war had totally decimated the magical population. Yeah. Multiworld Bashing.

In a world where Fugaku has three sons, he wishes he'd stopped at the first one. There's nothing wrong with the youngest, it's just... The middle child. DISCONTINUED

Bilbo Baggins was more than ready for another adventure when he boarded the ship to the Grey Havens. He did not know what to expect to happen, but that was the idea, was it not? Still, waking up as a young hobbit lad was the last thing he had imagined...Good opportunity for some fun though. Middle-earth will never know what hit it. (Timetravel fic.)

After a life of war and adventure, all she wanted to do was live a fairly quiet existence running her little café and avoid inquiries on future children from Mrs. Weasley. She didn't expect Tony Stark to wander his way into her life and decide to never leave. FEM!Harry/Tony Stark

Luna Lovegood awakens during the Uchiha Massacre to find her brother has murdered the entire family; no one believes her when she says the Wrackspurts made him do it. Or how Naruto would turn out if Luna was an SI who lived life in Uchiha Sasuke's shoes.

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

"Sorry for waking you up." "Don't worry about it, Moony," Sirius grinned. "That's why I'm here." "To get woken up by me every couple of hours and get no sleep," Remus remarked, brow raised. "No, you idiot," Sirius said, poking him. "To look after you."

Remus gives Sirius a plant in their third year. Hilarity ensues! Oneshot.

The Oath is broken once again, and a little Deity is born. Two prophecies hang over the little Deity's head, and a secret plan is formulated, whisking her away into Hecate's Pet Project. Unknown to them however, another prophecy is foretold causing turbulence in the little Deity's life and setting her into the path of danger. The Fates have no choice but to intervene. FEM!Potter.

Sirius returns from the new prank store in Diagon Alley, and Remus chooses to re-enact a funny memory from Hogwarts. All the awhile, Harry is just amused. (AU in the sense Sirius isn't dead, and is freed after year 3) ONE-SHOT!

Bilbo Baggins wears a little Red Riding Hood on the journey to Erebor and the dwarves cannot help but compare him to the Little Red that they had heard of in the stories of men, but perhaps their stories aren't quite right and the hood symbolizes something else entirely.

What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations.

Unwillingly forced to serve as a human trial for a crazy alchemist experimenting with time travel, Edward Elric finds himself standing across from Truth in the moment it takes his leg from him. Armed with the knowledge of what's to come, Ed sets out to fix every mistake he ever made and save every life they ever lost, no matter the cost.

Stuck between what she sees and what they say, Amelia Potter is a little smarter and a lot stranger than the Girl Who Lived you expected. (AU, magical synesthesia.)

Bro Strider (Dirk) is a cool guy whose brother just moved out and he just broke up with Jake English. John Egbert just moved into Bro's apartment building and is going to school at a university. His past is a secret full surprises and scars. When Bro learns of this, he does his best to stop it. But what will happen? Who will Bro choose when Jake comes back?I don't own Homestuck!

DRABBLE SERIES - When two hearts are meant for each other, no distance is too far, no time too long and no other love can break them apart. {SHOUNEN-AI} Formerly "You Are My Sunshine"

a fanfic that stars the infamous Andrew hussie as a player of his own game. the first chapter you will see is only a pilot. this will also star toby fox. if you have any suggestions for improvement, please for the love of god comment, this is the metaphorical face of a desperate man.

The Doctor, while travelling alone between adventures with Amy and Rory, finds a boy from a species he didn't think really even existed any longer. The last of his kind. A boy by the name of Karkat.

Harry Potter always knew he wouldn't have a happy ending. That idea only solidified when Orange Flames started randomly bursting from his hands.

Mike loves puns. Mike makes puns. Now, everyone just wants Mike to shut up. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!

Harry died a peaceful death only to be born again. He found himself as an orphan, but he couldn't liken it to his former life. He didn't get any Dursley this time. A violent, carnivorous, and troublesome older brother figure filled up the Dursley-Space instead—in whom Harry finally found the bane of his carefree existence.

Fem!Harry. Harry didn't know what a vampire was. Was it any wonder she thought drinking blood was normal? Rated T for insinuated graphical images. No longer a one-shot.

Alone. John Egbert is alone. Everyone at school hates him and his own father ignores him. He can't bear to tell his friends the truth, so he has to deal with everything on his own. Eventual JohnDave.

A hit-and-run in quiet Nanimori was unexpected. After his mother's death nobody comes for Tsuna, and for the next four years he lives alone in a house ridden with painful memories. How will his guardians prove themselves to an 'orphan' who doesn't trust anyone? And it seems they have some competition, as he already has 7 self-appointed guardians- he just doesn't know it yet. 27All

Early in the morning, and on a Monday no less, Harry is called to fight at an attack on Diagon Alley. Something bigger then occurs. Something bigger than he ever could have imagined.

The sad and lonely life Bilbo Baggins has after the fall of the last heirs of Durin lead the valar to pity. What would their lives be like if they could do it all again? And if they play a few games as they travel, well, it's all in good fun.

What if hobbits had more up their sleeves than anyone realized? Or: In Which Bilbo Baggins Is Secretly An Assassin. [slash, AU, mostly movie-verse, rating may change, currently not beta-ed, on hiatus/editing].

In a chance situation, an oracle is awoken. She speaks a prophecy that intertwines two worlds that are universes apart. What happens when a hero of Olympus must go to the school of the hero of the wizarding world? *no longer writing*

Little did anyone know that James was one of Kronos' favorite drinking buddies. Of course, no one expected them to actually enter their children into a marriage contract. Now young Harry is paying the price, but is it really going to be that bad for him? Written for the Celestial Contract challenge.

[GEN. No pairings.] Chrome asks Tsuna to babysit her cousin, Mukuro. Tsuna accepts, but no amount of preparation would ready him for the most hellish babysitting experience of his entire life.

Angel Potter, commonly called Harry by the idiots of the magical society, decides to take a gamble with her fate and uses a circle she finds in her mother's journal in hopes of finding her father. She just never expected to find love as well. Now her fate is intertwined with that of the Elric brothers, and she's finding a kindred spirit in the older brother Edward. Can she survive?

When Luna Lovegood become interested in something, she tends to go a bit...overboard. This is a series of one-shots (unless otherwise stated) of her 'Lunar Phases.' No crossovers, but beware of references. Warning: Rolling on the floor laughing can cause you to bump your head. Please firmly grasp your computer while reading this fanfic.

The man whimpered as I returned from the kitchen, clutching a cheese knife, a corkscrew, and oven gloves. "Please, make yourself comfortable." I offered, taking a seat across him, "I'm terribly sorry for that rude welcome, but I don't get to threaten would-be assassins away from Tsuna that much anymore." I raised the corkscrew for emphasis. He began to sob. SIOC as Nana.

HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away

The Doctor's 'Twin', his clone. Left behind to take care of Rose while the original ran off back to the 'home' universe for more adventures. But a clone can't always replace the original, and Rose isn't satisfied with the Doctor's solution. Which leaves the question: what's a double to do when you half-human and half Time Lord, with the chance to start fresh locked? Go to the past!

"Once upon a time, she was Kyra; a normal person. Heartless, maybe, but normal. But then she died - and she was born over and over and over again. Now? Now she is Kurokawa Rei, the elder sister of one Kurokawa Hana and she waits patiently for her new life to end." **(REWRITTEN)**

AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.

A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.

Skull is actually a broken child soldier, and tries to do all he can for his precious Arcobaleno before his time runs out. A Skull-is-Harry fic. Inspired by Tempestas D. Uzu's Bonds Of A Soldier! Rewritten version of Facing Your Demons!

At seven, Harry stumbles out of the car crash that killed his uncle despite the fact he should be dead. It is at this moment that he discovers that, unless a very specific weapon is used, he cannot suffer injury, he cannot feel pain, and he cannot die. Harry proceeds to abuse the hell out of this. A lot. Black comedy, dark, some bloody scenes, Harry/Ginny eventually

A look at some of Harry's close calls over the years, told through seven humor filled chapters... At some point one begins to wonder if this Boy Who Lived really had another secret magic about him, because man, was he close to dying a lot more than the many instances he was already famous for!

Bilbo Baggins had died. He had died and went to the wonderfully peaceful, ever perfect happy land that his people went to upon ending life. It had everything a hobbit could wish for; good food and cheer, song and dance, friends and nothing but endless good days. And Bilbo hated it. Good thing even in death, Bilbo was not your average Hobbit. A Bilbo goes back to fix everything.Yaoi

Tsuna isn't crazy. Not really. Of course he is a main character. Or maybe he's a background character? But background characters aren't crazy. Of course Tsuna isn't crazy. Not really. crazy!Tsuna All27

John/Dave, some Gamzee/Karkat, Rose/Kanaya also! Dave likes John, and Terezi is determined to get the together by enlisting the help of Karkat and Gamzee. John has a secret. One he can't share.

Stuck with having a baby as a father and being the opposite gender then I was in my past life, I found that this anime was underestimated and was most definitely not just made of hot guys who could kick ass. Self-insert fic. OC-centric. Eventual slash.

When Harry landed in the Graveyard his on the spot action changed many things, he's not going to lie down and let the world walk all over him, he's going to take on the dark and do it in true Marauder style! This is my 'Graveyard' fics put in to one story!

Olivia Benson never expected that her mother's family would ever contact her. Much less to take in a teenager who had suffered trauma in his old school! Now she's raising her cousin, a boy who wouldn't look out of place as one of the many people she had to deal with at work. The only catch? Her cousin is a wizard! Can Harry and Olivia learn to accept each other?

The game has ended and everything is back to normal...sort of. Nobody remembers anything besides John, who made the deal for it to be like that. He thought he could handle it. He thought he could act normal and be happy again. He thought wrong and now with Jack back for another round, John turns to Karkat. Will Karkat manage to save him in time before the battle or is too late?

In the main world, Yggdrasil, the tree that controls all the universes, is broken. Now, the multiverse needs to go in infinite time loops while the admins fix the issues. For these stories, we take a look at the infamous Freddy's Fazbear's Pizzeria, and the loopers within. Five Nights at Freddy's is copyright by Scott Cawthon. Everything else is copyright whoever.

A hero was NOT what he wanted to be after being turned into the Magical society's clean up wizard. He was far too jaded to be one anymore. So when he gets summoned to save yet another world from destruction, needless to say he wasn't pleased one bit. He knows where a hero's path leads, and he wants no part of it. Too bad they aren't giving him much of a choice.

The Volturi are in need of a secretary after dispatching their last and Harry was in need of a job to support her son and herself. She plays the oblivious human in face of the vampires and they pretend they aren't drawn to her. The rule stands though, even if they are vampires, she will be the best secretary they've ever had. Fem!MOD!Harry

After being unjustly detained on false murder charges for a year Harry flees to Japan. Escaping Azkaban was the easy part, now he has to figure out how to live again. With the help of Tsuna and his merry band of misfits, Harry might be able to do just that. Lets just hope everyone survives the experience. Eventual Gokudera/Harry. SLASH

It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK

Somewhere along the way to the Post-Scratch session, the Alpha timeline was diverged from- only, instead of being doomed, the kids entered a new Alpha, a world where superheroes are quickly becoming commonplace. More importantly, a world free of Sburb and incredibly generous with its second chances. The Avengers try their best to live up to their status as intergalactic diplomats.

Kili woke, panting, to have his mother fuss over him and his brother sit and sharpen his swords on the chair adjacent to his bed. "Are we dead?" were the first words out of his mouth, prompting his brother to laugh and his mother to look at him strangely.

Hobbits believe that in order to gain, something of equal value must be lost. Bilbo Baggins is born blind but his gift allows him to see through the vibrations of the ground he walks on. Not that anyone outside of the Shire knew of the gifted ones, which made it all the more confusing at to why Gandalf would want a blind hobbit for a burglar.

There were just some things a witch shouldn't do, especially if you're the savior of the Wizarding world. Like getting drunk, semi-kidnapping your godchild, become queen of the goblins after winning a drunken brawl with the previous king in a foreign world and not remembering any of it the next day. Harry swears she'll never drink again. Sort of.

Twenty-eight year old Lord Harry James Potter-Black really didn't know how he was brilliant enough to take the business world by storm but be stupid enough to get roped into teaching rich brats for a year. Well, at least the Weasley twins weren't there.

When you forget to return Tsuna's pencils, Tsuna is not amused.

A series of (somewhat unfortunate) events has led to a misunderstanding. A grave misunderstanding. "Sawada Tsunayoshi. Eleven years old. The heir to the Hisakata Yakuza. Somehow." (Story starts Pre-Reborn)

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

Harry is trandsported to the Fablehaven universe, where he is adopted by Sorensons, and joins Kendra and Seth on their adventure as their protective older brother. Slash later, be a while between updates, sorry ! R&R if you like or dont, T now, M later!

... then the pseudo-teacher will find them annoying. Jeremy only survives his time as the night guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria thanks to the sarcastic phone messages that are left for him. Determined to find the person who worked before him and gave him the help he needed, he seeks out whoever recorded the messages. Mike is unamused. Some liberties taken with canon timeline.

DZ2's Twice-Blessed Half-Blood Challenge! The Potter Luck has an origin, as does their strength in Transfiguration. Harry's always been faster then most when it came to running from Dudley, but it takes a single letter to set off a new path for him to blaze. The future is shadowed with the fire of a forge, and it takes a thief to steal a brighter future for all.

There's a cat that lives at the Sawada's. A ridiculously small kitten with equally as ludicrous large eyes and a fluffy tail, courtesy of being easily frightened. It appears and disappears as it pleases and Reborn can never seem to find it. Once, he wonders why a certain brunet has a bad relationship with dogs. And why does Tsuna know the weather better than the forecasters?

DZ2's Challenge Forum, BarakTheSlayer's Forbidden Child Challenge! Harry is all alone after it's revealed that he's a Parselmouth. Comfort is found in an unexpected place, and fans the flames of hope. With danger in his future, can Harry go on with the dedication of a well-tended flame? Or will the fire within him die out under the strain? GEN

After the war Harry literally chose to step into alternate universe where words such as muggle & quidditch are obsolete, where wizards are mere fiction, and where he soon gets dragged into yet a another battle after crossing paths with Torchwood. Jack/H

How can one person have so many odd things happen to them. A series of Harry's Auror case files.

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

To one who has lived a full life, death is but the next greatest adventure… or at least, that is how it should be if one wasn't going to be killed well short of a full life. Figuring out what to do when one of Death's trinkets throws a spanner wrench into things is another thing entirely. AU TimeTravel Crossover.

(Epilogue and sidestory up!) Complete. Phantom Thief Tsuna is hired to steal the Vongola Rings. No one expects the Sky Ring to mark him as a candidate for Decimo. No one is happy about it either. semi-AU Varia arc, gen.

Harry and Hermione are 'child prodigies'. Destiny managed to throw them together and they form a bond far stronger than any seen in the wizarding world. They use their intelligence to bring innovations into the world that have not been thought before.

Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?

The story of a young boy learning to love himself. "I lived a content life, and then I died. But that's not the end. Apparently, I was reincarnated into one Sawada Tsunayoshi. Whom I don't know anything about, since I don't watch anime. Hahaha... help me." Not a self-insert but you can take it as such. Tsuna's still going to be Tsuna, after all. Just with different motivations.

Harry Potter is a half-blood in more ways than one. When Lily is discovered barren, she and James perform a fertility ritual that catches the attention of the goddess of love, who gives her aid. The son of the three of them, one Hadrian Potter, is in for a Destiny like no other.

Prequel/explanation fic of Way of the Bovino. So, I died. But I didn't stay that way. Now I have to deal with Mafioso, a ridiculous family, and my ridiculous paranoia fucking shit up. Ugh, I miss death sometimes... SI OC, Lambo's big sister, lots of curing and gore because THAT'S HOW REAL MAFIA WORK DAMN IT please review! -

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

When life give you lemons you make lemonade, right? So what do you make when life kills you, revives you, sticks you in a place that doesn't suit you at all and then, just to mess with you more, decides to turn you into a boy? What kind of drink do you make with that!

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.

What happened last night? Why can't they remember? And where the hell is John! It's a race against time to answer these questions, piece together their memories and find their missing companion before Rose finds out and kills them. Should be simple right? HumanStuck!AU, no pairings now but there may be later.

FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.

He's so light when you get your arms under him and lift him up. There's no weight to him, just gangly little limbs and his chest rising and falling like a frightened small animal—tiny, shallow, pointless little gasps. You're slowly coming to the frightening and uncomfortable realization that you care about this idiot. You don't want him to die. Pre-GamzeeKarkat, sickfic H/C

The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.

'Now, he had a month to prepare for 13 dwarves and an extremely meddlesome wizard. Blessings of the One go with him indeed. He was going to need it.' Bilbo Baggins wakes in Bag End with a second chance to live his life, and he plans to do it right this time. And maybe woo a stubborn dwarf king while he's at it. Bagginshield, Time Travel, Fix-it fic.

AU Tsuna isn't quite sure why his new neighbors keep bugging him. He's not a babysitter, he's not a mother, he's not a tutor and he's definitely not looking for a husband. He's an author and he has a deadline to meet dammit! R27, slight All27 and more.

The new hunter who has joined the Winchesters is, in Dean's words, "a weird little midget with a cool scar." A collection of oneshots that take place mostly during season 5 of Supernatural and after the seventh book of Harry Potter.

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

Hidetada is an ex-wizard and the current older brother of Tsunayoshi Sawada. He may or may not have a slight brother complex, but he did know that he would do anything to protect Tsuna. Even if that meant dealing with a baby hitman who possessed magical guns. The mafia better watch out, because he is not happy. Slash!

On their way to the Green Sun, trolls and humans get knocked off course and into their scratched universe which is mysteriously inhabited by both species. Main pairing is Gam/Kar. Multi-chap and different POVs. Warning: Blood, smut, etc. Not for kiddies.

Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?

Robin Black was a bound witch. However, as the new Mistress of Death she was able to break free to Asgard and prepare to reap her vengeance. What she didn't count on was falling for a certain green-eyed, silver-tongued God of Mischief or being hit by Time Sand before the war restarted. Can she make her way back to Loki, or will she be stuck on Earth? FEM HARRY! YOU WERE WARNED!

When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.

Our favourite Gryffindors really shouldn't have overdosed the depressed Boy Wonder on cheering charms. But going back for their '7th' year was the syrup on this treacle tart. — '101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts' with high!Harry amid post-war angst. Yep, you read that right. Unfortunately though, on hiatus due to writer's block.

After the war a bitter and disillusioned Hermione decides to move to the pocket dimension called Elemental countries. Watch how certain Konoha shinobi change the course of her life. UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and you don't like it when others aren't included in the fun and games. As such, you make it your goal to include one GAMZEE MAKARA...even if he is kind of scary looking.

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

Edward and Alphonse get letters before they attempt Human Transmutation. They decide to take a chance and learn magic before they bring their mother back. How will Hogwarts survive when Harry is adopted into the Elric family?

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

With all the soldiers that the War Chief was having scooped up from random eras, odds were that he managed to snag a few non-standard enlistees. Enlistees who might just happen to be resistant to mind-control and have the ability to disappear and re-appear elsewhere at will.

After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS

Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.

In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.

An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.

Albus was the only one awake in the castle. It was late at night, and he was stalling for time, not really up for more paperwork. Suddenly, a ripple in the wards sent him hurrying towards the source of the disturbance. Nothing could have prepared him for what he would find. And with Harry's luck, is anyone really surprised? Time-Travel fic.

It was a perfectly ordinary day for Bruce Banner until a guy appeared from nowhere, fell off a cliff, and died. Except he didn't STAY dead. And so began the adventures of Harry Potter and Bruce Banner. Harry Potter/Bruce Banner epic friendship for the ages, no slash, Master of Death!Harry, starts out pre-Avengers, but we'll get there. Title may be and probably should be changed.

A simple question in his third year leads to a chance at leaving the stupidity of the Magical Communities behind him. Sure, he'll have to deal with homicidal monsters, masochistic roommates, a bored Sirius and the budding Harem that seems to be forming, but really, is it any different from his Hogwarts years? Harry/Gabrielle/Mizore/Yukari Updates will be slow!

Harry always knew he was strange. What he came to realize was that he was actually silly. Join Harry as he, Hermione, Neville, and an unwitting Draco unleash silly magic on Hogwarts, and maybe even the world! Draws on all of Monty Python's work, via the medium of Rowling's characters. Lots of OOCness - update: the sorting, migration, fluffy, and trolls! R & R!

The Three tails was tired of being used. Magic didn't want it's savior to grow up in a house where it could die from neglect. And someone needed to give the Fox kid a reason to hope. Magic and chakra combine to create one of the most deadly water users in the Elemental countries and the one who abandoned Haru on that doorstep is going to pay.

Luna Lovegood discovers that differences don't matter when you've kept friendships stronger than any magical war. Dropped.

Its late at 12 Grimmauld Place. Sirius misses Harry and is bored out of his mind. Deciding Harry needs to get 'The Talk' he goes to wake him up. What was supposed to be a simple talk turns into a full scale, every man for himself, have no mercy, take no prisoners, war. Turned into a Three-Shot!

Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.

Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.

Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.

Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!

Hermione always said Harry had a need to save people. Harry always said he wanted a family. Snape always said he had sheer dumb luck. When all three collide then the world better watch out!

The Goblet of Fire with a twist! This is what happens when you trust people like Ludo Bagman and Cornelius Fudge to make a deadly tournament. While Harry Bloody Potter does the exact opposite of what everyone expects while having fun and being absolutely insane! One-shot! Complete!

The Doctor finds himself landing back on Earth, much to his confusion. Unfortunately for him, SHIELD is waiting for his arrival.

Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

Harry Potter has survived trolls, controlling headmasters, and golden Phoenixes. But when an dark legend unfolds within the castle walls, Harry and his friends must search for the truth. But Harry has a secret too. A secret that even he is blind too.

Rule number 1: Cool guys never remove their sunglasses.

There's a new Defense professor at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He wears a bowtie, has a strange blue box, and the students think he's a bit mad. He'll fit right in with the rest of the staff. NO PAIRING YET, I haven't decided. there's a poll on my page, go vote please!

After he fell through the Veil, Sirius awoke back in his eleven year old body. There was just one problem. He was four years in the past! Given a second chance to help his godson, Sirius pretends to be his own son in an effort to ruin Dumbledore's plans. Will Hogwarts be standing when Loki returns? Or will McGonagall finally retire when she finds out who Loki really is?

Sawada Tsunayoshi is ordinary. Average. Not at all special in any way. So while having ties to the mafia comes as a surprise to Tsuna, the fact that his younger, more talented, more popular twin brother is chosen as the next Vongola boss doesn't. Not everyone agrees though. After all, what is a world without a proper sky?

What would happen if Harry met a girl who knows what his life is like, loved one day, hated the next? Year Four brings a tournament and a new DADA teacher. But when Harry's role in Dumbledore's Master Plan is found out, all hell will break lose.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

After Harry James Potter has been sent to Azkaban Prison, the wizarding world begins to crumble. When called back to defeat the Dark Lord, Harry refuses. Why? Because Harry Potter is dead.

AU. Har/Tsu. Immortal Master of Death Harry, now named Jayden, meets the magical, thriving world of Pandora. What's a mostly-insane magical-entity to do? SLASH. Will continue with favorable results from reviewers! XP

Haruhi is rather famous for not caring about gender differences, and that can more or less be blamed on Ranka. So, is it so unreasonable that this confuses everybody around the young Fujioka? Male!Haruhi. oneshot, don't own, complete.

Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

Karkat needs sleep.

This is my own attempt at a Fem!Harry fanfic. Takes place during Goblet of Fire. Reviews welcome.

Raven Potter, the Girl Who Lived, is a pyromaniac of questionable sanity who has no plans whatsoever to play the heroine in this story... and just got thrown into another dimension... twice (Very nonsensical and rather weird. Read at your own peril.)

Crowley didn't even know Death even had a master, so when he met him, he was understandably confused and shocked. That reaction swiftly turned into disturbed and annoyed once the being introduced him to an identity confused Archangel in Witness Protection

Sadie and Carter have had a boringly average month after the battle. There have been no signs of Apophis rising, Set is under control, and the underworld is normal. Completely average until Sadie sees a boy fly out of the East river. Who is he?

Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...

Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.

Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

An embittered Boy-who-lived and an amnesiac, pre-movie Wolverine meet in, of all places, a straw filled box-car on a speeding freight train. Oh dear... this should be interesting.

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

Two doctors meet in a pub and find out they have quite a bit in common.

Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.

HP Xover. Slash. Dark Themes. When Harry Potter defeated Voldemort the Wizarding World hailed him as a Messiah, but he couldn't handle the pressure and fled to Japan where he made a new life for himself.

Lucifer needs another meat suit. Michael has more important things to do.

Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

COMPLETE Following tragedy in England, Harry and Sirius escape to Tokyo. Harry attends the prestigious Ouran High School, intent on keeping his head down, but the limelight has a way of finding him. HEAVY EDIT/PARTIAL REWRITE LANDING IN LATE 2018 See profile for updates.

Albus’ plan failed, the war was lost. But his forgotten brother, Aberforth has a plan too. A not entirely normal plan, but then Aberforth isn't really normal. Ladies and Gentleman hold onto your broomsticks, the Black twins are coming to Hogwarts MWPP era

Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody

Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.

Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.

Sequel to a Star Wars fic 'Two lunatics and a Sith Lord' by ihadanepiphany. Continuing the adventures of Beth and Aisling in a whole new setting

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.

“The general consensus in the Wizarding World was that Albus Dumbledore was completely off his rocker and that anyone he managed to conscript was pretty much doomed to humiliation in front of a large crowd…”

It was a potion blunder for all time... And it sent Harry Potter all the way back to 1977. Now Complete with all twenty chapters posted!

Harry's second year at Hogwarts is shaping up to be even crazier than his first! (Contains possessed squeak toys, prank warfare, enchanted cheese, and boar music critics) Warning: Don't eat or drink while reading!

Harry Potter has a few tricks up his sleeve that Dumbledore and Voldemort will never see coming! (Warning: This fic includes possessed squeak toys. Don't drink anything while reading.)

Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans