After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo leaves with the clothes on his back, memories, and scars, but no riches. Unbeknownst to Thorin, Bilbo takes with him a treasure greater than the Arkenstone and the kingdom of Erebor put together. Bilbo/Thorin, M-Preg/Slash. Also Dwalin/Ori and Balin/OC.

What if Draco had other reasons for bullying Hermione so badly in school? What if her life had depended on it? This is a story of what happens when they meet again eight years after the war. He'll begin work on healing the wounds he created.

The younglings were drinking; insults were thrown and naturally a contest stems from it. Kili's arrow finds it mark but when he goes to retrieve it he stumbles upon the last thing he'd ever expected.

When Gandalf arrives in the nick of time to save the dwarves from the Goblins his magic goes askew and Kili is thrown into another world. Only moments into stumbling in the rain and he is almost killed by a strange object with bright lights. Enter Molly.

As a wanderer, Eisa has little to worry about until an odd Company crosses paths with her. Between her questionable dwarven lineage, two mischievous princes, a moody ex-king, and what looks to be shaping up as a marvelous opportunity for an adventure, it looks like they've all got a lot to learn about family, love, and what matters most. KilixOC. Temp hiatus until mid-May!

Companion piece to: "Green Street Hooligans: What Could Have Been". The second installment of the WCHB trilogy. Pete/OC.

Two very different people leading very different lives are flung together and find themselves more often than not with only one another to face against the world. No matter what happen in their lives, fate has a way of pulling Pete Dunham towards Allie Harding.

That once in a lifetime feeling started it all. No, she didn't want it to be once in a lifetime, but what did she know? She didn't know what she wanted, or how easily should could have it to begin with. Sophie/PDLD. ON HIATUS DUE TO WRITERS BLOCK.

Rory/Logan. Slightly AU. What if Logan managed to take a little less time off during his college career and made it through without overlapping Rory's years at Yale? She's about to start her first internship at the Stamford Gazette, just as it's being taken over by the Huntzbergers. Story title from a Modest Mouse song, called Missed the Boat. COMPLETE.

UPDATE AS OF 04.09.2015: ON HIATUS. Pete Dunham has spent most of his life living in his brother's shadow. But now with a whole new world open to him, Pete finds himself balancing climbing the ranks of the GSE with staying on track at University, a task made even more interesting when Allie Harding comes into his life...

Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.

It was well known to the company that Kíli and Fíli were mischievous little terrors as dwarf children. Sitting around various campfires on the way to reclaim Erebor, the pair's youthful adventures and scrapes are exposed to the group, including broken bones, earthquakes, dwarf pox and plenty of h/c. Kíli/Fíli with protective!Thorin and the rest of the dwarves thrown in for fun.

"My ninja skills are legendary," Finn bragged. "And that's skills with a 'z.'" Rory laughed. "Finn is just asking for a chopstick in the eye." F/R

An army of dark Fae are attacking Earth so Sarah and Toby, along with a small group of survivors, take to hiding in the forest. After several years of being on the run, a goblin comes through a portal and the group has the chance to plea their case to the Goblin King. Sarah, however, doesn't want Jareth to recognize her for fear he will reject their plea.

Bofur has a thing for bad boys, and Nori is about as bad as they come. Add in a quest and lots of time alone on the road and things are bound to explode. Contains smut and LOTS of character development. Also Bagginshield, Dwori, and some Durincest. ON HOLD.

A collection of smutty one-shots involving mostly the line of Durin but possibly anyone who tickles my fancy.

Very few times had his life been saved, but it had never come in the form of a Hobbit lass wearing a sooty burgundy jacket. [Bagginshield][Fem!Bilbo]

Fili and Kili have never met a hobbit before. Naturally they have many questions for Bilbo.

A.K.A. The Quest for Erebor: The story of a Hobbit, told through the eyes of the dwarves.

While helping Lorelai out at the Independence Inn, Rory finds herself being chatted up by an attractive guest. What happens when that chance meeting turns into more? ROGAN

Pete Dunham is the Major of the GSE and for him everything is pretty much set in stone. Or at least he thought it was until a chance encounter brought Allie Harding into his life and nothing, the GSE included was ever to be the same again. Pete/OC

For Hobbit Kink Meme. Ori divulges a fantasy to his friends while drinking and Dwalin overhears. And decides to make it true. M for content.

Thorin is still very much in denial about his growing affection for Bilbo, so when the Rivendell elves start taking a liking to him, Thorin does the only thing he knows how to do in such a situation: be even more grumpy, rude and argumentative. Prompt fill, Bagginshield, rated for smut.

Kili turned to face the blond, a thunderous look on his face as he brought his hand to the page and crumpled it. Though it was almost impossible to ignore the feeling of blood burning his cheeks. 'Who was it for' Fili asked. 'None of your business.'

[Fem!Bilbo.] -— When Bella collapses one day on the road, her face chalk-white and her arms wrapped around her stomach, most of the dwarves fear the worst.

A modern take on Wilabeth in which Will and Elizabeth live in present-day London. Tune in weekly-ish for fluffy Wilabeth romance, and, just for the heck of it, a bit of entertainingly drunk Jack! Rated T for a bit of language.

Elena Gilbert has been in love with her best friend Damon Salvatore for years, but when he asks her to help him win back the woman of his dreams, Elena decides she's had enough. Now Elena wants to move on, but Damon's not making it easy on her. AU/AH

Kíli discovers Beorn's stash of mead. Shenanigans ensue.

Sarah has blue sparkly fingernails, a caffeine addiction, multiple piercings in her ears and a fluffy white cat. She has absolutely no business in being in Middle Earth. Yet, somehow, that is where she finds herself. And she'll learn that while not all who wander are lost, some who do actually are just lost.

Inspired by art. Ori and Dwalin are in a relationship but nothing more than kissing is happening. Dwalin is worried and impatient but Ori is simply embarrassed for he does not have the body of other dwarves honed by hours of hard toil and he does not think that Dwalin could like what he would see. Dwalin finds out and proves him very wrong.

A look at Fili and Kili when they were young and how Thorin handles young dwarf fights. Or rather how he handles young dwarves in general. Will probably be a collection of small stories from when Fili and Kili were young.

The Fellowship is broken and hope seems lost. The Three Hunters find themselves racing to save their Hobbit companions but Fate has a different plan in store. A certain elf has been alone long enough. Legolas/OC, sort of a tenth-walker, taking place after the breaking of the Fellowship. Some influence from the books. Rated T to be safe - may lower depending on story development

Eilella was not a normal elf. She had known that for centuries. With an interesting predicament and the gift of sight she finds herself in the company of dwarves on an adventure she had been waiting a lifetime to acquire. Will this be all that she wished it to be or will this be too much for an elf with a shattered heart? Kili/OC.

Maisy barely trusts herself, never mind anyone else. Yet, there's something about Pete that makes her wonder if she ever could… Pete/OC, set before/during/after GSH.

Fili/Reader (M!);His gaze travels across the room,but moves back to you as he puts his drink down.There's a dark look in his eyes which sends heat rushing through your body.You're not sure how to react as he smirks slightly and looks back to his companions.There's something devilish and wicked about that smile.And you can't help but notice that his gaze keeps flickering back to you

Lily, a girl left alone with only a letter to guide her, is taken to a world different from her own. Somehow she feels that she belongs there. She is given a chance at a new life with a great adventure right around the corner. Kili/OC.

Thorin wants to court Bilbo Baggins. So naturally, he gets drunk, performs some dwarven marriage rites, and screws everything up royally

Based off a scene in the book(but in movieverse)where Beorn says, "Little bunny getting fat on bread and honey." to Bilbo. Bilbo is starting to have feelings for the dwarf prince Thorin, and starts to seep into a deep depression about the weight he has put on, even though as a Hobbit he should be happy. Baggienshield pairing, smut is ahead. Don't read if you don't like.

Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: It becomes pretty obvious early on that Bilbo knows nothing of Dwarven culture and behaviour. However, he falls for Bofur quite hard and decides to court him in a proper Dwarven way

"Tell us another story!" "You do the funniest voices, Uncle Thorin!" As the rightful king under the mountain, Thorin had to be seen as a majestic warrior. He couldn't bear the thought of this hard-earned image being ruined by his excitable nephews.

Thorin may not have been blessed with children of his own, but this does not mean he was not blessed. Short, fluffy Thorin and his nephews - mostly Kili.

A Holiday Fic for the A2A exchange on LJ. Based on the prompt by princessme385. Damon is sick of Elena playing with his heart, but before he can leave town, he is wrangled into participating in another Mystic Falls Bachelors Auction-can Elena outbid her competition and win the date with her Vampire?

Bilbo is confused and feels like he doesn't belong to the group of the dwarves (We all know whos fault this is xD). So the dwarves decide to show him, how much he belongs to the group. Soon Thorin grows very jelaous and starts courting Bilbo, who is unaware.

Fili recalls some of the highlights of growing up with Kili which involve imagined Goblins, stolen property, pretty girls, lack of facial hair, drunkards, and stupid ponies. Spans from early childhood to the early parts of the Unexpected Journey. Mostly movie verse with splashes of the book.

Two strangers, one express bus. Can they find love on their way home? Rated M for language and lemony goodness. My first attempt at a drabble-ish story. AH

Thorin attempts to court an unaware Bilbo.

Bilbo is propositioned by another dwarf. Thorin does not approve. Movie!Verse.

Elena's established rules and guidelines for her relationships. She knows how to stay emotionally detached and when to cut the cord. But then she meets Damon, who could potentially change everything. AU. AH.

Iggie doesn't remember anything from her childhood. She doesn't know anything about her heritage or where she came from, she just knows that she's always been a bit...different. But then her life is turned upside down by Sauron and Gandalf and Middle-Earth and...and she's suddenly learning things about herself she'd rather have stayed unlearned...up for adoption!

What would have happened if Pete survived and was in comatose state in the Hospital? What happens when Bovver calls on an old friend to help? This is what would have happened if Pete lived. Pete/OFC Takes place after the movie. Rated M for future content.

When Jareth first offered Sarah his heart she was too young to truly appreciate such a precious gift, ten years later she's ready to love him but can she break down the walls built after his defeat?

Feeling inconsolable over her mundane life, Sarah makes a rash decision and wishes that the goblins would come and take her away. Now the Goblin King is able to invade her mind and look into her past memories where he finds some interesting additions...

Just a bunch of oneshots about the relationship that never was

After Rory makes a mistake she ends up pregnant, with Finn's child. Not wanting to ruin his life she decides not to tell him. Now years later he finds out. With emotions running high, and memories coming back, both find it hard to be near each other.

What if Rory and Logan met in Europe and had an instant connection. What happens when their summer romance collides with their real lives. Set in season 5.

This story is my fantasy for season 7. What would happen if Finn didn't graduate with Logan and Colin because he was 12 credits short? What if Logan asked Finn to stay in the spare bedroom of his and Rory's apartment? I've never liked Logan. However, if t

Set during Damon's heated encounter with Elena in "Haunted". One-shot lemon meringue tart.

Stefan never moved to town. Damon returns to Mystic Falls after Zack's death to take care of the boarding house and is stunned when he sees Elena for the first time. A Delena story, of course

Tragedy strikes Sarah's life. Who does she turn to when she's lost everyone else?

A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.

Sometimes, silly pop songs can have interesting consequences.

A challenge was issued at the jdbfangirlharem: Sarah wakes up and sees Jareth, sitting on the edge of her bed, tapping his booted heel with his riding crop. "Oh, dear, I'm terribly sorry," he apologized with amusement. "Did I wake you?"

It's Friday, and Elizabeth is ready to go home.

Modern WillElizabeth and AU. Will and Elizabeth are lovers in modern London. This documents their relationship and mixes in some good, old fashioned humor. Kick back and enjoy with some sparkling cider!

Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!

They needed 9, so after Gandalf fell into Shadow or so they thought, she joined the Fellowship. Movie based. All chapters revised & final added. Now COMPLETE!

After Hyde rejects Jackie's advances, she decides to prove to Hyde that she is no square and finds a more effective method than buying pot.Using a hidden skill no one knows she has, she will become Hyde's most badass fantasy ever and he won't even know it

COMPLETE! Epilogue added 10 20 2005. Legolas and Lena's story has come to an end. For a while anyway. Look for the sequel, Remembering You and Me, around next weekend. Enjoy! Plot: Legolas's wife returns and slowly regains her memories. Check it out!

COMPLETE! Final chap up. Legolas discovers an elf maid held against her will in a land of unknown customs. Finding himself unable to resist her, he faces feelings he can't explain and the serious consequences of his actions.