![]() Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. Hey all my name is Thea and i am a 24 year old college student magoring in Education to become a Special Education teacher, im form Detroit Michigan(it is not as bad as people think). Iam an independent thinker and every down to earth. I love to read and read and read but i also love to write as well. The Twilight Saga has become my new favorite series and more than likely will continue to be. Look me up on twitter and follow me @TheLovelyThea Thanks! you know you a 21st centry entuasthis 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did The Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Quotes Mortal Instruments Series by Cassandra Clare (An angel statue has a sign that says "1234, NEPHILIM: FACILIS DESCENSUS AVERNI") Clary: "It's so... dark." Clary: "So what's with the 'hey' thing?" Dorothea: "Didn't I read your tea leaves, Shadowhunter? Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?" Isabelle: "Wait. What did you say that name was? The one in Clary's head." Alec: "There she is." (waves Isabelle over) "Over here. Watch out for the phouka." Simon: "I, for one, am enjoying myself immensely." Alec: "What's this?" (Looks from Clary to Jace and Isabelle) Jace: “Are you still mad?” Alec: “How do you manage never to get mud on you?” Simon: “Rule number one of anime: Never screw with a blind monk.” Simon: “I’m tired of this anime. I can’t tell what the plot is and no one ever has sex.” Jace: “I take it that you don’t serve Silver Bullet here. Too many bad associations?” Luke: “He’s not in a very good mood. I shut him up in Freaky Pete’s office after he nearly killed half my pack with his bare hands. He wouldn’t talk to me, so I thought of you.” (Looks at Clary’s and Simon’s baffled expressions) “What?” Jace: “I don’t want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can’t confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.” If you are against stereotypes, copy and paste what is below, and what you are put in bold... I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. Copy and Paste it and bold everything that applies to you. STOP STEREOTYPING!! IT HURTS. Worst Pickup Lines ever! (and how you should respond to them) Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? You're intoxocated by my very presence Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth I've got A.D.H.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. You call me a Bitch well a Bitch is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me? It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round! Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. Completely AMAZING Twilight Quotes: "Are you still faint from the run, or was it my kissing expertise?" - Twilight (Edward) "It's an off day when somebody doesn't tell me how edible I smell." - Twilight (Bella) "Stupid, shiny Volvo owner." - Twilight (Bella) "Do I dazzle you?" "Frequently." - Twilight (Edward/Bella) "Your father told me never to come through his door again... but technically I came in through the window." - New Moon (Edward) "How strongly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?" - New Moon (Alice) "Would it be childish to hide in your closest?" - New Moon (Edward) "It's only within the finer tunings of a good Italian sports car that you're out of your depth. And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche" - Eclipse (Alice) "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." Twilight (Edward) On the opposite side of the chain from the wolf, there now hung a brilliant heart-shaped crystal. It was cut in a million facets, so that even in the subdued light shining from the lamp, it sparkled... "But I thought it was a good representation," he continued. "It's hard and cold." He laughed. "And it throws rainbows in the sunlight." "You forgot the most important similarity," I murmured. "It's beautiful." "My heart is just as silent," he mused. "And it, too, is yours." - Eclipse (Edward/Bella) His eyes narrowed slightly. "But I am a werewolf," he said unwillingly. "And he is a vampire," he added with obvious revulsion. And I’m a Virgo!" I shouted with exasperation. - Eclipse (Jacob/Bella) "Of all the things about me that frighten you, you worry about my driving." - Twilight (Edward) "Nothing (is) more fun than an irritated grizzly bear." Twilight (Bella) "What am I going to do with you?" he groaned in exasperation. "Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!" - Twilight (Edward) "May the best man win." "Sounds about right... pup." - Eclipse (Jacob/ Edward) "What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?" ~ Edward - Twilight "I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." ~ Edward - Twilight "For almost 90 years I've walked among my kind, and yours... all the time thinking I was complete in myself, not realizing what I was seeking. And not finding anything, because you weren't alive yet." ~ Edward - Twilight "You are the most important thing to me now...the most important thing to me ever." ~ Edward - Twilight "If leaving is the right thing to do, then I'll hurt myself to keep from hurting you, to keep you safe." ~ Edward - Twilight "Fall down again Bella?" ~ Emmett - Twilight "I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything is so much more fun with you around." ~Emmett - Twilight "No Emmet I punched a werewolf in the face?" ~ Bella - Twilight "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." ~ Edward - Twilight "What a stupid lamb." ~ Bella - Twilight "What a sick masochistic lion." ~ Edward - Twilight "Safe in Forks - what a challenge." Bella - Twilight "Stupid shiny Volvo owner." ~ Bella - Twilight "Hell yes. We can find another way to pick a fight with this Demetri." ~ Emmett - Twilight "Edward Cullen is staring at you." ~ Jessica - Twilight "Nothing more fun than an irritable grizzly." ~ Bella - Twilight "I don't speak Car and Driver." ~ Bella - Twilight "Without the dark we would never see the stars." ~ Bella - Twiligh "Be safe." ~ Edward - Twilight "If I could dream at all it would be about you and I'm not ashamed of it." ~Edward - Twilight "When I told you that I didn't want you it was the very darkest kind of Blasphemy." ~ Edward - Twilight "It was like my heart was gone like it was hollow." ~ Edward - Twilight "Heaven right smack in the middle of Hell." ~ Bella - Twilight "I thought I'd explained it clearly before I cant live in a world were you don't exist." ~ Edward - Twilight "The way i feel about you will never change. Of course i love you and there's nothing you can do about it!" ~ Bella - Twilight "Your exactly my brand of heroine." ~ Edward - Twilight "Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason. And then you shot across my sky like a, meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was Brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no reason for anything..." ~ Edward - Twilight "Stupid unreliable Vampire." ~ Bella - Twilight "Overprotective fool." ~ Alice - Twilight "Marry me First." ~ Edward - Twilight "Penguins, Lovely." ~ Edward - Twilight "I prefer brunettes." ~ Edward - Twilight "Can i have another Human minute?" ~ Bella - Twilight "This Hostage stuff is fun." ~ Alice - Twilight "I hear voices in my mind and your worried that your a freak." ~ Edward - Twilight "My heart is just as silent and it too belongs to you." ~ Edward - Twilight "You dazzle me." ~ Bella - Twilight "I think she's having hysterics maybe you should slap her" ~ Alice - Twilight "Of all the things that could frighten you, you worry about my driving?" ~ Edward - Twilight "And you're worried, not because your headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires wont approve of you, correct?" ~ Edward - Twilight "The clouds I can handle but I cant fight with an eclipse." ~ Jacob - Twilight "Its an off day when I don't have somebody telling me how edible I smell." ~ Bella - Twilight "I'll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me. Look after my heart- I've left it with you." ~ Edward - Twilight |
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