TheLovelyThea
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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hey all my name is Thea and i am a 24 year old college student magoring in Education to become a Special Education teacher, im form Detroit Michigan(it is not as bad as people think). Iam an independent thinker and every down to earth.

I love to read and read and read but i also love to write as well. The Twilight Saga has become my new favorite series and more than likely will continue to be.

Look me up on twitter and follow me @TheLovelyThea

Thanks!


you know you a 21st centry entuasthis

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

The Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Quotes

Mortal Instruments Series by Cassandra Clare

(An angel statue has a sign that says "1234, NEPHILIM: FACILIS DESCENSUS AVERNI")
Jace: "That's the motto of the Nephilim - Shadowhunters - there on the base."
Clary: "What does it mean?"
Jace: "Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234."
Clary: "Jace-"
Jeremiah: "It means 'the descent into hell is easy'."
Clary: "Nice and cheery."
City of Bones, pg. 179

Clary: "It's so... dark."
Jace: "You want me to hold your hand?"
Clary: "Don't talk down to me."
Jace: "Well, I could hardly talk up to you. You're too short."
City of Bones, pg. 180

Clary: "So what's with the 'hey' thing?"
Simon: "What 'hey' thing?"
Clary: "The 'hey' thing that guys always do. Like when you saw Jace and Alec, you said 'hey', and they said 'hey' back. What's wrong with 'hello'?"
Simon: "'Hello' is girly. Real men are terse. Laconic."
Clary: "So the more manly you are, the less you say?"
Simon: "Right."
City of Bones, pg. 339

Dorothea: "Didn't I read your tea leaves, Shadowhunter? Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?"
Jace: "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
Dorothea: (roars in laughter) "At least you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
Jace: "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."
City of Bones, pg. 345

Isabelle: "Wait. What did you say that name was? The one in Clary's head."
Jace: "I didn't. At least, I didn't finish it. It's Magnus Bane." (grins mockingly at Alec) "Rhymes with 'overcareful pain in the ass'."
Alec: (retorts into his coffee, something rhyming with "ducking glass mole")
City of Bones, pg. 197

Alec: "There she is." (waves Isabelle over) "Over here. Watch out for the phouka."
Jace: "Watch out for the phouka?"
Alec: "He pinched me when I passed him earlier. In a highly personal area."
Jace: "I hate to break it to you, but if he's interested in your highly personal areas, he probably isn't interested in your sister's."
Magnus: "Not necessarily. Faeries aren't particular."
City of Bones, pg. 237

Simon: "I, for one, am enjoying myself immensely."
Clary: "Mmm-hmm."
Simon: "I feel that this evening DJ Bat is doing a singularly exceptional job. Don't you agree?"
Clary: (rolls eyes and says nothing)
Simon: "Meanwhile, I wanted to let you know that lately I've been cross-dressing. Also I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know."
City of Bones, pg. 6

Alec: "What's this?" (Looks from Clary to Jace and Isabelle)
Jace: "It's a girl. Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one."
City of Bones, pg. 12

Jace: “Are you still mad?”
Alec: “I’m not mad.”
Jace: “Oh, yes you are.”
Alec: “I am not. Just because you said dragon demons were extinct-“
Jace: “I said mostly extinct.”
Alec: “Mostly extinct is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH.”
Jace: “I see. I’ll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from ‘almost extinct’ to ‘not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.’ Will that make you happy?”
City of Ashes, pg. 9-10

Alec: “How do you manage never to get mud on you?”
Isabelle: “I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt.”
Jace: (wiggles muddy fingers at her) “Filthy inside and out.”
City of Ashes, pg. 10

Simon: “Rule number one of anime: Never screw with a blind monk.”
Clary: “I know. For some reason they’re always way better fighters than monks who can see. Are those guys dancing?”
Simon: “That’s not dancing. They’re trying to kill each other. This is the guy who’s the mortal enemy of the other guy, remember? He killed his dad. Why would they be dancing?”
City of Ashes, pg. 14-15

Simon: “I’m tired of this anime. I can’t tell what the plot is and no one ever has sex.”
Clary: “Of course they don’t. Anime is wholesome family entertainment.”
Simon: “If you’re in the mood for less wholesome entertainment, we could try the porn channels. Would you rather watch The Witches of Breastwick or As I lay Dianne?”
City of Ashes, pg. 16-17

Jace: “I take it that you don’t serve Silver Bullet here. Too many bad associations?”
Bat: “Actually, we don’t serve it because it’s really crappy beer.”
Jace: “And what are you drinking? A little hair of the dog that bit – well, everyone?”
City of Ashes, pg. 31-32

Luke: “He’s not in a very good mood. I shut him up in Freaky Pete’s office after he nearly killed half my pack with his bare hands. He wouldn’t talk to me, so I thought of you.” (Looks at Clary’s and Simon’s baffled expressions) “What?”
Clary: “I can’t believe he came here.”
Simon: “I can’t believe you know someone named Freaky Pete.”
City of Ashes, pg. 42

Jace: “I don’t want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can’t confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.”
Luke: “Well, you’re doing a fantastic job.”
City of Ashes, pg. 45

If you are against stereotypes, copy and paste what is below, and what you are put in bold...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual
.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm part WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Copy and Paste it and bold everything that applies to you. STOP STEREOTYPING!! IT HURTS.

Worst Pickup Lines ever! (and how you should respond to them)

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Umm... living mine.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Not really Myself and I are sitting there.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Caution

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Please do and stay there.

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You're intoxocated by my very presence

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.H.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

You call me a Bitch well a Bitch is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!

Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong,

and Being Ourselves.

Completely AMAZING Twilight Quotes:

"Are you still faint from the run, or was it my kissing expertise?" - Twilight (Edward)

"It's an off day when somebody doesn't tell me how edible I smell." - Twilight (Bella)

"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner." - Twilight (Bella)

"Do I dazzle you?" "Frequently." - Twilight (Edward/Bella)

"Your father told me never to come through his door again... but technically I came in through the window." - New Moon (Edward)

"How strongly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?" - New Moon (Alice)

"Would it be childish to hide in your closest?" - New Moon (Edward)

"It's only within the finer tunings of a good Italian sports car that you're out of your depth. And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche" - Eclipse (Alice)

"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." Twilight (Edward)

On the opposite side of the chain from the wolf, there now hung a brilliant heart-shaped crystal. It was cut in a million facets, so that even in the subdued light shining from the lamp, it sparkled... "But I thought it was a good representation," he continued. "It's hard and cold." He laughed. "And it throws rainbows in the sunlight." "You forgot the most important similarity," I murmured. "It's beautiful." "My heart is just as silent," he mused. "And it, too, is yours." - Eclipse (Edward/Bella)

His eyes narrowed slightly. "But I am a werewolf," he said unwillingly. "And he is a vampire," he added with obvious revulsion. And I’m a Virgo!" I shouted with exasperation. - Eclipse (Jacob/Bella)

"Of all the things about me that frighten you, you worry about my driving." - Twilight (Edward)

"Nothing (is) more fun than an irritated grizzly bear." Twilight (Bella)

"What am I going to do with you?" he groaned in exasperation. "Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!" - Twilight (Edward)

"May the best man win." "Sounds about right... pup." - Eclipse (Jacob/ Edward)

"What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?" ~ Edward - Twilight

"I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." ~ Edward - Twilight

"For almost 90 years I've walked among my kind, and yours... all the time thinking I was complete in myself, not realizing what I was seeking. And not finding anything, because you weren't alive yet." ~ Edward - Twilight

"You are the most important thing to me now...the most important thing to me ever." ~ Edward - Twilight

"If leaving is the right thing to do, then I'll hurt myself to keep from hurting you, to keep you safe." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Fall down again Bella?" ~ Emmett - Twilight

"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything is so much more fun with you around." ~Emmett - Twilight

"No Emmet I punched a werewolf in the face?" ~ Bella - Twilight

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." ~ Edward - Twilight

"What a stupid lamb." ~ Bella - Twilight

"What a sick masochistic lion." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Safe in Forks - what a challenge." Bella - Twilight

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner." ~ Bella - Twilight

"Hell yes. We can find another way to pick a fight with this Demetri." ~ Emmett - Twilight

"Edward Cullen is staring at you." ~ Jessica - Twilight

"Nothing more fun than an irritable grizzly." ~ Bella - Twilight

"I don't speak Car and Driver." ~ Bella - Twilight

"Without the dark we would never see the stars." ~ Bella - Twiligh

"Be safe." ~ Edward - Twilight

"If I could dream at all it would be about you and I'm not ashamed of it." ~Edward - Twilight

"When I told you that I didn't want you it was the very darkest kind of Blasphemy." ~ Edward - Twilight

"It was like my heart was gone like it was hollow." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Heaven right smack in the middle of Hell." ~ Bella - Twilight

"I thought I'd explained it clearly before I cant live in a world were you don't exist." ~ Edward - Twilight

"The way i feel about you will never change. Of course i love you and there's nothing you can do about it!" ~ Bella - Twilight

"Your exactly my brand of heroine." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason. And then you shot across my sky like a, meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was Brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no reason for anything..." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Stupid unreliable Vampire." ~ Bella - Twilight

"Overprotective fool." ~ Alice - Twilight

"Marry me First." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Penguins, Lovely." ~ Edward - Twilight

"I prefer brunettes." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Can i have another Human minute?" ~ Bella - Twilight

"This Hostage stuff is fun." ~ Alice - Twilight

"I hear voices in my mind and your worried that your a freak." ~ Edward - Twilight

"My heart is just as silent and it too belongs to you." ~ Edward - Twilight

"You dazzle me." ~ Bella - Twilight

"I think she's having hysterics maybe you should slap her" ~ Alice - Twilight

"Of all the things that could frighten you, you worry about my driving?" ~ Edward - Twilight

"And you're worried, not because your headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires wont approve of you, correct?" ~ Edward - Twilight

"The clouds I can handle but I cant fight with an eclipse." ~ Jacob - Twilight

"Its an off day when I don't have somebody telling me how edible I smell." ~ Bella - Twilight

"I'll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me. Look after my heart- I've left it with you." ~ Edward - Twilight


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The Heiress of Lord Henry More by Nofrure reviews
Bella is a young doctor who during a flight is asked to help an old man. This is how she meets the man who should have been her grandfather, becoming The Heiress of 12 billion dollars, putting her in the path of Lord Edward Cullen. It will surprise you
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 204,121 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 3,018 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Wisp by Cris reviews
Edward wins more than he bargained for at what was supposed to be a friendly poker game. AH. Ysar made me my banner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 325,303 - Reviews: 14444 - Favs: 6,258 - Follows: 6,714 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
CSI Seattle WA by Michaelmas54 reviews
A chance discovery in the forest near Forks starts a series of events that could prove cataclysmic for everyone, not just for the people involved. A story of love and passion, murder and mystery and rated M mainly for the passionate (lemony) bits. A Twilight story that will hopefully keep you on the edge of your sofa! Recommended on Rob Attack, TLS & ADF. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 111,655 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Me and Mr Cullen by Catastrophia reviews
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 9269 - Favs: 7,353 - Follows: 7,675 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chop and Change by Krazyk85 reviews
Caught trying to steal his car, a runaway, Bella, meets Edward. A man with his own vices and long rap sheet. Taking her under his wing and teaching her the way to truly boost cars, they embark on a journey of crime fitting of Bonnie and Clyde. ExB, Lemons, Violence, Guns, and Fun. HEA. BPOV. Watch Trailer on youtube: www. youtube. com /watch? v S5mvlCUXDf8& feature youtube gdata
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4504 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Milk Money by Nocturnal Emissions reviews
DRABBLE: Edward Cullen is a famous movie star. His son is a week old and can't seem to keep any formula down. The mother of the child, Tanya takes off leaving Edward alone with their newborn. After trying nearly every formula on the market, Esme, Edward's sister suggests breast milk. It seems like a long shot, but will Bella answer the ad and save the day?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 160 - Words: 101,211 - Reviews: 8880 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 2,719 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 1/11/2015
Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,904 - Reviews: 7310 - Favs: 5,948 - Follows: 6,863 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Quiet Girl by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella's a tough cookie who doesn't speak. Edward's a shy geeky guy living in the shadow of his loud, outgoing brother, Emmett. Everyone's attempts to get Bella to talk fail, until she takes an interest in Edward's quiet nature. Sparks fly in the silence! Re-written
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 97,314 - Reviews: 4001 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Supernatural Hunters In Training by meeky311 reviews
Bella is a paranormal investigator. Edward is being seduced by some frisky ghosts. Will Bella be able to help his situation? Or will she just add to the problem by seducing Edward too? This is sort of a crack-fic. Something silly or funny in every chapter. Rated M for naughty language and unique lemony situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,910 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty South Drug Wars by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella and Edward meet at age twelve after the death of Bella's father, a death blamed on the Cullen family.  Their families are sworn enemies, fighting for territory over their rival drug trafficking businesses. Bella and Edward meet again at age eighteen and their attraction to one another is undeniable.  Will their forbidden love destroy them both? A Dirty South Fanfic. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,801 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Maggie by Jenny0719 reviews
A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,170 - Reviews: 5531 - Favs: 4,425 - Follows: 3,171 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Love Way by Soft Ragoo reviews
Edward knows love. Only true love can draw this shy, insecure boy out of his shell. Truly selfless, it will take more than confidence to follow his heart. A twist of fate takes him the true love way, no matter what the costs. ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 272,355 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4974 - Favs: 3,771 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fae by HGRomance reviews
When they were children, he stole her heart. But then he vanished and she never saw him again. Many years later, Katniss finds a portal into an enchanted and dangerous forest, guarded by a fae boy who seems vaguely familiar. Fantasy AU. Banner by Mr. HGRomance: archiveofourown .org/works/683931/chapters/1255009
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,689 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20392 - Favs: 12,837 - Follows: 7,207 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Life With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Sequel to A Night With The Royal Staff. Find out how Edward adapts to his new life and if it is everything he thought it would be. Light and fluffy with no angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,477 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Eye by luluwolfkill reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 4005 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Innocent Sins by knicnort3 reviews
Not everything is as it seems, and even the guilty can be innocent. Bella was raped and became pregnant.Yrs later she reconnects with Edward, who she knew as the strange loner in school.When dark secrets are uncovered,love is tested.*sum inside*Citrus/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 151,622 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 4002 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23172 - Favs: 15,574 - Follows: 10,896 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sharpie Marker by off limit reviews
Bella and Edward are good friends even though they're always after the other's neck. Then one day Bella masturbates with her purple sharpie marker and the cover ends up getting stuck in… you know. So after numerous attempts Bella has no choice but to ask
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Condoms and Cobblestones by ordinary vamp reviews
The mission is simple: pick up condoms for Alice. But Bella doesn't expect to walk INTO the best Samaritan out there. And with an invitation to his house, it's understandable she accepts; if only to repay his generosity. AH. Gratuitous Smut. PWP.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parenthetical Love by LyricalKris reviews
Bella wasn't interested in finding a father for her baby-to-be. Edward wasn't interested in being a father at all. The accidents that can make a parent don't always happen between the sheets, but will they make the best of it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,001 - Reviews: 4908 - Favs: 4,549 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,254 - Reviews: 4673 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 6,261 - Follows: 3,659 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9950 - Favs: 7,397 - Follows: 5,438 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
THE GAME THAT CHANGED IT ALL by Eternally Addicted reviews
Lonesome and second-guessing his career as a baseball player, Edward never imagined that it would only take one foul ball to turn his world upside down. Would he embrace it, or would he strike out, never knowing true love? AH/CANNON COUPLES.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 287,777 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Moon Scars by knicnort3 reviews
Edward was trouble, Bella was willing to risk everything to be with him, but a teen pregnancy exposes their secret affair shocking everyone. Just when they seem to work everything out, tragedy rips them apart and takes away all their chances at a life together...or does it? - A story of Love, Loss, and Love Again. Destiny always finds a way, and yes an HEA! *AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 175,662 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Planet Twilight by melanieintn reviews
On a far distant planet, Bella and Edward find love. A true love in a modern society, where dominant males seek out submissive females to complete their household. No vampires, but plenty of aliens. AU, in-cannon, lemons, E/B, A/J, R/E, C/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 72 - Words: 179,271 - Reviews: 2600 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Some Myths are Meant to be True by emmettsmyfave reviews
What if when Bella said that if Angela turned out to be a witch, she was right? And what happens when Angela goes down to La Push to find Bella? What about Ben? What are witches supposed to do anyway? Same major points as Eclipse. Discontinued
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,189 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Angela, Seth
Just Have Faith by Pumpkinpie87 reviews
Bella is a senior in college looking for a realtionship. Edward is a firefighter who wants someone to care for. They are set up together by none other than Alice. See where the road of life takes them and why you have to 'Just Have Faith'. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,517 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9511 - Favs: 9,766 - Follows: 5,225 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9863 - Favs: 6,111 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Serendipitous Healing by Harcad reviews
Bella and Edward meet in a group home and then separated for years. When they find each other it takes a long time to gain the trust back. The ups and downs of their relationship and how it all folds in together. AH BxE POV's mild lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 151,353 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Sovereign Six by Holly1980 reviews
They were the best of friends, "The Sovereign Six" as they were most notablly called. After being apart for eleven years, they are all brought back together by a tragedy. Is their friendships strong enough to overcome the time they've missed together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,029 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Days Like This by Soft Ragoo reviews
Bella and her newborn adjust to their life together but it seems everywhere they go, they encounter the same man with the captivating eyes and sexy smile. Edward's life lacks something he desires. Has he been handed a challenge or a reward? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,062 - Reviews: 3244 - Favs: 4,301 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Circumstance by boniron16 reviews
Full summary inside. Nominated for the Indie Twilight Awards and three Sparketeerawards including Best Angst and Best Cliffhanger. This is the story of Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, and his son...Andy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 157,320 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby Oven by whalestail reviews
Bella volunteers to carry a baby for her sister Rosalie. See what happens through her whole pregnancy. Will Bella ever fall in love and with who? You can guess but what will it take and will she risk it for love. Bella and Edward AH/CP R&R please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 112,693 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Story of Us by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen came to Port Jervis for a new career little did he know he would find the true love of his life, none other than coworker Bella Swan. What happens when you get everything you could ever want when you never asked for it? AH. Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 376,354 - Reviews: 3634 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life and Death of Edward Anthony Masen by javamomma0921 reviews
Edward Masen is 17 in 1918. The first World War is raging and the Spanish Influenza is about to hit. What happens one night in October that changes Edward's destiny forever? FINALIST for Best Canon in the Faithful Shipper Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 170,918 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17649 - Favs: 11,533 - Follows: 5,020 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Study by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's dreams have a way of coming true. But what will she do when the man she dreams of appears in her life as a boy who is less than ideal? Will finding him mean losing her BFF, Jane? Does knowing the future change the present? Rated M for adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,197 - Reviews: 7735 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9708 - Favs: 8,820 - Follows: 3,511 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That's What We Said by AwkwardYoga reviews
Two authors, one post-it note, no plans... Your guess is as good as ours. Rated M for language and...lemons? again, we have no clue where this is going, so...maybe?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Show Me A Garden that's bursting into life by atypical-swan reviews
Isolated and lonely, Dr. Jasper Whitlock, Ph.D., finds himself taking a temporary position at the boarding school, Forks Academy. There he meets Edward Cullen and his tight knit group of friends and family. AU-Human. JxExB eventually. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 439,825 - Reviews: 3541 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Amor Vincit Omnia by chihuahuamama reviews
Edward decides to leave Chicago and start over in LA. At the airport he sees a beautiful mother asleep with a little girl in the stroller. The little girl climbs onto Edward's lap. After they chat some they doze off too. When he wakes up they're gone. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 201,237 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
betrayed? by A Proud Freak reviews
Edward left bella in new moon. bella is a vegetarian vampire who lives among humans. now what would happen if bella saw Edward with another girl? and what would happen if Edward couldn't see bella, because of some unsual powers? well read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,567 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never What We Planned by XoXmeggzieXoX reviews
Bella and Edward have been together since 8th grade, when they finally have sex just before Graduation Bella falls pregnant. But will she tell Edward about the baby or just get rid of it. Longer & better summary inside Warning: LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,110 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sunrise by Mel966 reviews
This is the untold story of how Esme and Carlisle met--and how they fell in love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,354 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Continuation of the Twilight Saga: Crimson Aurora by Harcad reviews
Old friends return to Forks with a piece of information that threatens to change everything. Old friendships revisited and new ones formed. Lot's of answers to all those questions that arise after BD. Bella's POV 3 others opt mild angst
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 202,673 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 5,652 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,597 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smiling Through the Pain by taylorjeanjn reviews
“Rosalie? It’s Bella. Please. You have to help me.” I was whispering as low as I possibly could, and speaking quickly; a habit that I had when I was nervous. There was a brief pause on the other end of the line... Book 2 in Breaking Dawn from BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,072 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
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Ugly Duckling reviews
Edward Cullen has always ignored the ugly ducling that is Isabella Swan how will he react when they are much older and she is no longer the ugly duckling that she once was? B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Fated Love reviews
Bella has just graduated college and attends a party where she spends the night with a hot green eyed stranger, when she finds herself feeling sensations that she has never felt before.How will Bella handle the consequences of her action?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bella, Edward