First things first; I'm not good at talking about myself, as I pretty much have no life, so making a profile is a terrible, terrible thing for me to attempt.

I'm a chick and, uh...I like videogames- except first person shooters and things with zombies, fics about my favorite BAMFs, Dr. Pepper, reading, the vlogbrothers, poetry, The Book Thief, fuzzy pajama pants, winter, standing outside in the rain, banter with my friends, pillows and...no one cares do they?

-The Semi-Important Bits-

I'm a grammar Nazi, which isn't fair of me for multiple reasons, the kicker being that my grammar pretty much sucks so I shouldn't judge other people's. But I'm a self-conscious, un-confident grammar Nazi so it pretty much doesn't matter as I'll rarely work up the nerve to tell anybody any mistakes. But it does mean that even if I like a story if it constantly makes grammar mistakes then I have to stop reading it. Not necessarily because I want to, but because I really hate throwing up.

-I read slash fics, guy slash because, while I have nothing against lesbians, I pretty much hate most girl characters in just about everything. Which is the reason I stopped reading het fics and then just eliminated the female characters from any pairings I read altogether.

- Unless it's really, really good and is more joking horror than truly scary stuff, I'm not reading your horror fic because my imagination already makes the world a very terrifying place without giving it any fodder.

- While I can, and do, read character bashing if it's a bashing of a character that I'm ridiculously fond of then, no matter how much I may love and adore your fic, I'm not reading that. Ex: If it's one of those "Harry gets sent to Azkaban for something he didn't do and everyone betrays him and eventually he's found innocent and he gets revenge on them all" stories (( it amazes me that the HP fandom is actually so freakin' huge that I feel justified in calling that a category!)) then if there's any Sirius or Remus bashing at all I'm out of there fast.

- Fluff. I love fluff, it's seriously one of my favorite things in life and gives me this warm fuzzy feeling. The sad part? I'm not even kidding. Romance fluff, friendship fluff, sibling fluff, I love it all- I'm entitled to a few feminine quirks now and then. The only thing I will NOT read, is fluff that involves babies, I like to call it (fluff that involves babies I mean) the Ninth Circle of Hell. *I don't like children.* Not in the "I'm mean to kids way" in the "every child I've ever encountered has been loud, pulled my hair and flipped me off or smelled really, really bad and I'm therefore traumatized for life" way.