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Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

( ) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
( ) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
( ) You're very happy-go-lucky
( ) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
( ) You're a good artist
( ) You can be clumsy
( ) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
( ) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
( ) You would surrender in a war situation

(0/10) for North Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

( ) You love tomatoes
( ) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
( ) You tend to get irritated easily
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
( ) You hate French people
( ) You rely on people too much
( ) You would surrender in a war situation
( ) You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(x) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(1/10) for South Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

( ) You're very stoic and serious
( ) Sausages are your favorite foods.
( ) You like to walk dogs/your dog
( ) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
( ) You love rules and think they should always be followed to
( ) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
( ) You work very hard too hard...
(x) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(x) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
( ) You've had issues with money once or twice

(2/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

( ) You're very mature
(x) You think everything over before saying it
( ) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(x) You isolated yourself during childhood
(x) You became very successful in a short amount of time
( ) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(x) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
( ) You're good at practical tasks
( ) You need time to adjust to new people

(4/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(x) You love burgers
( ) You think you're awesome
( ) You love to invent things
(x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (only watching films =w=)
( ) You can seem to be very brash to other people
( ) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
( ) You're terrified of ghosts
( ) You know aliens exist
( ) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
( ) You wear glasses

(2/10) for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

( ) You like tea
( ) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
( ) You're very sarcastic and cynical
( ) Your cooking is awful
(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
(x)...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
( ) You have tried doing black magic before
( ) You get drunk quite easily.
( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
( ) You're good at embroidery

(2/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

( ) You're very affectionate
( ) You think you have a great fashion sense
( ) You like wine
( ) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(x) You love red roses
( ) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
( ) You're very proud of yourself
( ) You love culture and the arts
( ) You're very flamboyant
( ) You say you're a gourmet

(1/10) for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(x) You had a very sad childhood.
( ) You're very tall
(x) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
(x) You wear a scarf all the time
(x) You love sunflowers (not really)
( ) You love vodka
(x) You can seem intimidating to other people
(x) You're very strong
(x) You have a big nose
(x) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(8/10) for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

( ) You're very mature
(x) You're very superstitious
( ) You're very religious
( ) You love pandas
( ) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
( ) You love Hello Kitty
( ) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
( ) You work hard
( ) You're good at drawing
(x) You like sweets

(2/10) for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(x) You are very well-raised
(x) You're polite
( ) You love classical music
(x) You like cake
( ) You have a mole on your face
(x) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
( ) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
( ) You've composed music before
( ) You tend to call people 'morons' (not morons... but 'dodol')
( ) You wear glasses

(4/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(x) You're often ignored by people
(x) You look younger than you actually are
( ) You love hockey
(x) You love polar bears
( ) You hate fighting
( ) You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
(x) You often get mistaken for someone else
(x) You feel under-appreciated
( ) You're bilingual
( ) You always carry a bear with you

(5/10) for Canada

Cuba

( ) You smoke
(x) You're very physically strong
( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights
( ) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
( ) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
( ) You like hot weather
(x) You can be very friendly from time to time
( ) You look very tough on the outside
(x) You make a very nice role-model
( ) You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(3/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Erizabeta Hedevary)

( ) You have a potty-mouth
( ) You like to wear flowers in your hair
( ) You used to be a very tough kid
(x) You're very reliable
(x) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
( ) You're very faithful
( ) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(x) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
( ) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(x) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(4/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

( ) You're quite mean-spirited
( ) You're a bit of a hooligan
(x) You're very loyal
(x) You're very good at tactics
( ) You hate Russia
( ) You love to fight people
( ) You can avoid marriages quite well
(x) You're not always taken seriously
( ) You like drinking
(x) You want to become stronger

(4/10) for Prussia

Result: Russia (Ivan Braginski)

Wow what does that say about me...

It's all true and i didn't even know till now. I was talking to my mom about unicorns one second and the next i was talking about how to shoot someone in the head to make it look like a suicide. There is something wrong with me...

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like
READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis

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Burn It To The Ground by masterthief-extrodinare reviews
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Escape to Canada! by iGreenMonster-RAWR reviews
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Til Kingdom Come by absolute power reviews
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Schizophrenia by hairspray.and.dog.tags reviews
Just a little English selfcest for Arthur fans BEWARE: personified countries country? , human names, blasts from the past, and mindfucking with England :
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Superhero by Foxyhound reviews
There is a villain "Dark Sorcerer", who can kill people merely by uttering a curse. But when his arch-nemisis and superhero "Patriot" asks his alter-ego, regular old Arthur Kirkland, on a date, his whole life is turned upside-down. yaoi/boylove AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,967 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - America, England/Britain
Internal Conflict by Arinayed29 reviews
Romano couldn't help but feel that it was wrong. He loves the man, but it was wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Beyond Our Sight by Ryukansen reviews
He was always made fun of because of his ability to see the supernatural, but he never really cared, despite the whole town's bullying frenzy. One day, after getting locked inside a haunted house he meets an unlikely creature. And falls in love with him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,200 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
APH: Drunk Calling by Ehren Hatten reviews
Arthur gets horribly drunk and goes on a drunk calling rampage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
In Plain Sight reviews
Arthur has had enough of America’s teasing and decides to hide himself in plain sight. Sorry for the bad summary, this is my first fanfiction ever, i apologize if some of the chapters are short. May be rated M in later chapters.
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