Hey everyone! I am Apocalyptic Signs.

News:

Voice of Insanity. I read the second chapter again, and I've decided I hate it, so now it's just a oneshot about Kratos. But I like it better that way. I was getting bored of the idea of a series of oneshots. Kratos was the only character I had any real inspiration for, anyway. So now, in case anyone is reading, just ignore the author's note at the beginning.

Okay, so I was working on a Harry Potter fic that I really liked and had a lot of ideas for, but then I read a fic that had some of the same elements and it sucked. That made me look at my own ideas and plot points a little harder, and I realized it really wouldn't make a good story. Recently, I got another idea for a Lily and James story, and I'm pleased with it. However, that means scrapping everything I've already written and doing something completely different, so it will take longer. I'm only writing this for those people who might decide to check out my profile when I begin updating more frequently. Right now I don't believe anyone is looking at my profile, and if they are, they probably aren't looking for anything Harry Potter, so they won't even be reading this paragraph.

Some things about me:

I am the kind of person who puts chocolate syrup on her Cocoa Puffs. I was clumsy before Twilight made it cool. I run with scissors (and frequently pronounce them "skizzers"). I talk to strangers just to see how their day is going, sometimes asking for their life stories. I am currently looking for a T-shirt that says "I eat soup with a fork" because it is true, and I want to start a club (more like a support group). I write "..." when most of the time it's completely unnecessary; it's just so that people know I'm thinking, or, if I'm being honest with myself, am just feeling awkward. Oh well, screw honesty. (The Voice of Honesty in my head: No, screw you!) Obviously, I'm in need of an insane asylum, but I can't find anyone who will go with me. Oh, and I tend to ramble severely.

I created this account to write mostly about Tales of Symphonia and Harry Potter. I might write other things someday; those two are just what I've been feeling like lately. However, never will I write or read anything for Twilight. Don't get mad at me Twilight fans, no offense intended, but reading the books was bad enough.

However much I wish it wasn't true, I enjoy relationship crap. I really, really do. I'm a sap. And if I'm honest, I'm a fan girl, too. (Voice of Honesty in my head: Wow, two appearances of mine on your profile. Wow.) Well, now you all know how much I enjoy honesty.

And with that, dear readers (if there are any of you), I leave you.

Much love,

Apocalyptic Signs