Hi! My name is Mckenzie Kempert! I'm a BIG fan of the House of Night Novels P.C.CAST ROCKS!! :D Here are some things about me.

Favorite Things To Do: Write stories (Use my imagination on the page), Read, Clean (sometimes), Walk around in the dark (I know right? Thats so weird), Have fun, Hang out with friends, and make funny blonde jokes.

Favorite Books: House of Night Novels, Twilight Saga, To Kill A Mocking Bird, Vampire Academy, and Bitten

Favorite Movies: 28 Days, 28 Weeks, Hills Have Eyes, Saw, Twilight, 2012, and The Omen :D. (Good shit!)

Favorite TV Shows: The Dr. Phil Show, MTV, The Simpsons, and Family Guy.

Favorite Bands: Faber Drive, Alexis On Fire, 3OH!3, Hedley, Coldplay, Blink-182, Stereos, Aiden, Paramore (LOVE THIS BAND!), and Three Days Grace.

Favorite Funny Blonde Jokes: Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought 300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!" The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker, "Just last week, she went out and spent 17000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The third, a blonde male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber, "I have to laugh when i think about it," he chuckles. "Last week my wife left on a vacation to Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a penis."

Where I Live: Canada, Alberta.

Nicknames: Mack, Kenzie, Kenny, KFC, M, Micky Mouse, Micky, and Micky Mae.

Relationship Status: In a Relationship :) (His name is... YOUR MOM! jk, jk, jk! Take a chill pill... like jeez... His name is Blake!) :)

What I Look Like: I have big hazel eyes (most of the time they are brown but then they turn green so i just say that they are hazel), I have thick, light brown hair, I am tall, and I am tanned. Usually i wear different colored skinny jeans and yellow, hot pink, baby blue, or lime green T-shirts.

Description: Hiya!! Like i guess you already know from the top i am a BIG, HUGE HoN fan! I like to party and have fun a lot, that means drinking and hanging wit my budds. I am 13 turning 14 in April 22, so i was born on April 22 1996! I have a awesome boyfriend named Scott , he is the bestest thing that has ever happened to me in a very long time. I have facebook so add me Mckenzie Kempert. I am so happy that i get to use my imagination on here without my parents being dumb-asses and watching over the freaking screen peaking at my writing :(. I almost told them to kiss my ass once... (Hehe) Oh well, at least no more shit about writing this, writing that! YAY! :) I so do not like possessive jerks (a.k.a like Erik and Heath) My favorite characters in the HoN Novels is Zoey, Stevie Rae, Stark (Gorgeous), Aphrodite (Its funny how she is bitchy), Shaunee, Erin, and Damien. Are any of you peeps friends with gays? Like seriously, there is nothing wrong with gays, they are the same species and all! I got a gay friend named Jared and Tiffany (I know... its a girl name), and i am friends with 2 lesbo's named Kara and Sierra they are dating. Ok, it is kind of weird being friends with lesbo's since I'm a girl... Oh well! I am random with my friends a lot and talk to random strangers (Weird, huh?), I go to a lot of parties without my Mother or Step-loser knowing (Hello! Everyone does it in life!). I like to rock out on some Aiden, Alexis on Fire, and Blink-182 and blare it up on my stereo when my parents are at work. Everyday i listen to my favorite songs on the computer in my room called The World Awaits, Don't Trust me (3OH!3), Electroshock (3OH!3), Hott (3OH!3), Photo Finish (3OH!3), Richman (3OH!3), Cha Ching (Hedley), Hand Grenade (Hedley), The Scientist (Coldplay), First Date (Blink-182), Evacuate The Dance Floor (Cascada, Yea i know it's gay), Every Time We Touch (Cascada, Yea i know it's gay. Again), Fuck you right back (Eamon), Blah Blah Blah Feat 3OH!3 (Kesha), All I Ever Wanted (Bass Hunter, I know... it's gay lol), Tik Tok (Kesha), Low (Flo Rida), and My Humps (The Black Eyed Peas and i know that it is gay and old but i love it!). I love to wear my hair weirdly or in a ponytail, so for example at school i did this once, one side of my head was in a ponytail the other side wasn't, so my hair was not in a ponytail on that side :) !! lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) xD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Oh yeah, i forgot to mention my Best friends in MY LIFE! Here is their names. Cassandra (Known her since we were 2 years old), Shelby (We just clicked and are so much a like), Delaney (Have been best friends for a long time), and Megan (Same thing, been best friends for a long time) THESE 4 ROCK!! I LOVE THEM WITH ALL MY WALNUT BRAIN AND MY BLOODY HEART!! Too dramatic?? lol, I'm dramatic most of the time :) March 11th me and chubbs (a.k.a Shelby) were walking to the store and i was wearing black shorts under my sweats and they were showing half way (i know right?) , i had a Paramore shirt, and a ponytail, shelby had boxers under her sweats and a 3OH!3 shirt and her hair down and yes her boxers/ass was showing half way! Helllllooooooo, thats comfortable! Ok, back to the point, we were texting on our phones (Blackberries) OMG! LET ME JUST DO IT FROM MY POINT OF VIEW!!

On my phone talking to my boyfriend Scottie: Me: Hey babe. Scott: Hey!! Me: Watcha doin? Scott: Notin, just watching Scary Movie!! Me: Which one? Scott: Scary Movie 4. Me: Ooooooo!! Can i come over today?? Scott: Surez!! Shelby: OMG MCKENZIE FUCKING WATCH OUT!! Me: Huh? Shelby then pushed me onto the sidewalk JUST as a car was coming and i scrapped my arm on the sidewalk (That little bitch). IT HURT LIKE HELL!! Oh well, story done :) !!

I got 4 sisters and 4 brothers (they are so freaking annoying i could murder one or all!). Casey is 2, Tera is 5, Josh is 6, Chase is 9, Sommer is 10, Bret is 12, Kyla is 13, I am 14, and Leric is 24. Yeah, so my mother had 9 kids!! We all had the same dad... except Casey, her dads name is Lindsay and Tera's, Josh's, Chase's, Sommer's, Bret's, Kyla's, Mine, and Leric's dad's name is Seth. But he left my mom and i hate him forever and if i see him ever again i am going to shove my foot so far up his ass he be doin sign language through his mouth :( !! (Hehe)

My mom got remarried and i hate him!! Lindsay is an asshole and tried to rape my sister once... Well, thats what it looked like (which was utterly disgusting) and it was NAAAASTY! Trust me, you do not want to know the details! He thinks he owns us and can control us, which we will not ever obey him or bow down to his feet. Leric, me, Kyla, and Bret know what he is up to! He is trying to take over our mother and probably possess her like he already has! We told my mother about the Lindsay+rape=Kyla but she didn't even believe us! She just got really angry for thinking that and sent us to our rooms (But we all just went into our rooms and sat on the floor or bed and talked about what we gonna do). He is an assbucket+asshat+asshole=fucknugget! Ooh i want to kill him, i want to kill him so bad! Ok, lets talk happy now, so I don't go up to some random person (YOU!) and rip her/he's throat out!

My brother Bret is a dick most of the time so i mostly just kick his ass when i need to. Leric is pretty good, but sometimes he acts like a girl. Kyla is weird and acts handicapped most of the time. Casey is as cute as ever :) !! Tera is... mean. Josh is such a cutie (like Casey). Chase is weird. Sommer is handi most of the time. I act high all the time at school and at home XD !! Life is good with my bro's and sisters :) i wuv them a lot (You people know what that means right XD)!

I do really bad in school (a.k.a bad report cards, a.k.a bad grades). I literally suck at biology, Mathematics, geometry, and Science. Sadly, I suck at EVERYTHING. Except Drama. I am TOTALLY good with Drama, it is practically my life. So my Report card, Mathematics-N/A, Biology- N/A, Geometry- N/A, Science- N/A, French- N/A, Literature- N/A, Drama- E (Excellent), and so on and so on and so on... It beats the shit out of me. I'm excellent at Art at least :) !! YAY!! Lets just throw a huge party and celebrate (not really).

People, people, people... OH FUCKING YEAH!! Guess what?! I saw my birth dad Seth on... April 1st... I'm writing this on April 2nd soooo that means i saw him yesterday!! He looked baaaaaaaaaaad... Like i'm feeling right now. I don't know what i got, but, like, the hollow of my throat hurts.

Dude's and Dudetts, I am downloading something... OpenOffice thingy so i can write stories :) Uh oh.. my crazy auntie came through the door!! SOMEONE MURDER ME!! She will squeeze me to death!! Well, this sucks. Nevermind she is out of my house... Finally! But i love her :) She is awesome and knows how to party hard (hehe hoho haha oook... that was gay).

Yay! 1 more minute until installation is done! The crowd goes wild!! OMG! Sorry, i hit my funny bone today so i'm kinda... pumped up for some dancing and funniness!! 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 ITS DONE!! You guys should be very proud of me! Preparing... Preparing... Preparing... Preparing... Preparing... Preparing... OH COME ON ALREADY!! yay!! sniff, sniff... This is so... heartbraking!! Ah, crap... Gotta take the dog for a walk... I will be black! Oops, i mean... i will be back!!

I am back... AND GUESS WHAT?! I am writing my new story it is called Renewed!! My OpenOffice is working!! :) yay! Look up the song Tomorrow By Avril Lavigne... She is a good singer! Well... I will write more some other time... Oh, yeah! HAPPY HAPPY EASTER!! :) Fireworks!

Hey guys... It's been a long time since i have wrote on this website... It's June! HAHAHA!!! 2 whole freaking months of paradise! But school's been getting harder now that it's June and we have, like, a couple of days left of school... I bet my report card is gonna be baaaaad! I had Strept Throat in May, which literally sucked. And my cousin Sandra is coming at the end of the month :) Me and her are like twins... We have the same favorite color, same hair color, same eye color, same tallness, same personalities and same awesomeness... I haven't been working on my book either... Like i said, school's been a pain in the ass lately and i have been studying hard. Very hard! Science is a pain, Biology is a very pain, French has been a very bad pain, and Mathematics have been a fucking pain in the ass!

So, the new book Burned came out! I got it at Shoppers Drugs! Radical, right? Me and Scott have moved on from each other... :(but, no worries! I got a new boyfriend who treats me better and is more romantic, sweet, hot, and romantic! His name is Blake... He is sooooo dreamy! I love him :)

So spank me and call me your baby... my mofo asshole dad is texting me right now... That assholia! He said ''what are you doing right now?" and I'm like "Fuck off, you old basterd!" mwuhahahaha!

2 more days of school left! Get my report card on Friday... :( I'm so freaking scared... Someone hug me!