Cerulean Oboe
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Joined 04-26-11, id: 2876751, Profile Updated: 08-18-11

Meanwhile on the nearest 20 story building...

First Name: ...I'm not telling you...

Last name: ...This egg does not crack.

Location: ... Get back, I'm hard boiled!...

Splat...


BTW the picture I have for my avatar, Blu fails it the next frame and does a face-plantHow ever the producer didn't want to make blu look bad to the general public, so he deleted the image. (JK) *pout* It would be awesome if it were a fail pic though!


Movies liked: Alpha and Omega, Lion King-1,2,3, Balto-1,2,3-, White Lion, The Missing Lynx, Legend of The Guardians; The Owls of Ga'Hoole, And More...

Favorite book series: Guardians of Ga'Hoole (books are better than movie), Warriors (the cat book), The Chronicles of Narnia

Favorite activity: I prefer to be alone, to think, about new gadgets, gizmos, books, or recent events.

Favorite Pass-time: I like to submerge myself in thought, specifically alone or with my laptop/desktop... or while slaughtering Zombie(COD WaW, Black Ops)

Hobbies: I Play Clarinet and Oboe, but I'm much better at the Clarinet

Fun Facts!: My Clarinet is named Humphrey- Sister named it 6 years ago- and is a boy, My Oboe is named Elijah. I like the name but still don't know if its a boy or girl.


By the way, I'm big on video games, any thing that involves me, holding a control, and doin' stuff (Invader Zim Quote: I'll be sittin' there, doin stuff...*Zim stares at Dib*-not the ice cream)


Time for something random...

But haven't you thought about how that will affect the elephants' flight pattern?

Fido, You ate Mrs. Henderson.*sigh* -quote from movie Fido... zombie movie

Geese: the true stalkers of the universe...


Time for a paradox! There's two men in a room with you, the first man says the second man always lies [he's telling the truth, the second man says, "I'm lying." Is the second man lying or telling the truth?


Riddle time!

1. A witch casts a spell on a man's wife turning her into a rose bush everyday, but at night the witch permits the wife to be human until sunrise. The man is told by his wife that the witch will give him a chance to guess, out of three rosebushes, which one is his wife. When morning comes, he goes to the witch to take his guess of the three bushes. He guesses one time and gets it right. How did he know witch rosebush was his wife?...

2. Two Fathers, and two sons go fishing. There are three fish caught but everyone catches a fish. how is this possible?...

For answers visit the bottom of page, marked Answers.


choir: You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, you'd better not pout I'm tellin' you why. Santa Clause is coming, to town. He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows when you been bad or good so be good for goodness sake...

Narrator: (announcer voice) I think Santa is the worlds' biggest STALKER, I mean, he has to be to know all that stuff.


POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE SECTION


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.


I'm not only in that 5 percent, but I'm in the 10 percent of America, that makes up a higher IQ than 130!


Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, krazykookiegirl, J'Bates-Forever, Periosha, LeonTheLoneWolf, Rebel Ducky' 1,


Answers:

1. The husband chose the one without dew on it

2. There was a Grandfather, Dad, and a son

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Guardians Of Ga'Hoole spoofs. Funny and sometimes stupid! Enjoy!
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