My names Sgt. Derp Muffin. But you can call me Muffin or Sarge. Yeah it's a food, big whoop, wanna fight about it!?

Yeah anyways I go on here a lot for either REALLY BAD FANFICTION...or ORGASMICLY AMAZING FANFICTION. And those of you that I deem unworthy of AMAZING status...feel the wrath of a thousand suns as I smite you with my lemons! DX

I like games. GAmes are alright I guess. Fuck all the exposition though, I'll cover my main points.

Favorite TV show; MY LITTLE FUCKING PONY; FRIENDSHIP IS FUCKING MAGIC (that show is fucking amazing :P)

Favorite Pony; Pinkie PIe...duh who else would it be??Favorite background pony: Vinyl Scratch

My all time awesomest quote of which I live most of my life by:

"Be excellent to eachother." - Bill S. Preston Esq.

I love Metroid and Minecraft...especially minecraftv .OKAY MINECRAFT IS FUCKING AMAZING AND I LOVE IT!!

Soooo yeah...you wanna email? Too FUCKING BAD!! DX

Email: masterjosh140@gmail.com

DeviantART; masterjosh140.deviantart.com

Sooo yes :) good day to you all!