Hello, you appear to have stumbled across the dark pages of the abyss.

For it be what is, but if it not be, then what are? But if what are be not what be, then be what it is, or if it were, then let were. However, if one were to not be, then let be not be, but if one were are, then let one are of which will be. For if that of what would be, or one could say of what should be; then let that which is of what are, be what are, of what should be, and of what will be. Let it be that is.