This is a collab account for ThePurpleRose and Crystaldemy9.

Crystaldemy: She lies; we're the same person.

PurpleRose: No, we're not. Quite.

Crystaldemy: Yes we are!

PurpleRose: Here, play with the slinky and shut up.

Anyway, seeing as I fail at all things romantic and horror.

Crystaldemy: And I fail with action and spelling. We decided to put our failings together

PurpleRose: And see if two wrongs do make a right.

Crystaldemy: Or in this case four wrongs.

Our fics usually start life as RPs and normally consist of crack and yaoi, but we are making a move towards more serious aspects of writing. Sometimes.

Crystaldemy: Can I listen to Cam Clarke now?

PurpleRose: No.

Right, okay, we have serious accounts as well. Mine is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1076805/ThePurpleRose

Crystaldemy: And mine's: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1069084/Crystaldemy9

I hope you enjoy the fics we put up here; we spend a lot of time on them.

PurpleRose: No we don't. Most of the time I spend editing...

We currently have a oneshot and a fic on the go. So watch this space.

Crystaldemy: Now can I listen to Cam Clarke?

PurpleRose:You already are. You didn't wait for an answer. And I will join you. :D