Qwizbo here. Forget about the boring real life details you were hoping for, here's some story details instead...

RIGHT PLACE, RIGHT TIME, WRONG TIMELINE - for Holes. Discontinued after three chapters due to me deciding that it was awful, and also because I hadn't read Holes in a long time. What I had: a boy named Glen gets sent to Camp Green Lake and brings a time machine with him, and takes the D-Tenters back to the Old West. What I planned: they have wacky misadventures, change history, come back to the present, realize they've changed history, and try to fix everything. Yeah, totally cliche - and with something of a Stu of a protagonist to boot.

ROSEMARY'S SECRET - for The Giver. Discontinued after one chapter due to me deciding that it was awful, and also because I hadn't read The Giver in a long time (sound familiar?). What I had: Rosemary meets a boy named Duncan, who's a scientist. He spills something on her. That's really it. What I planned: The two slowly fall in love. The thing he spills on her was a special serum that could basically give someone superpowers. They hatch a plan to give her the serum by switching it with the release serum, with a coverup planned should things go wrong. And what do you know, things go wrong, Rosemary dies, and Duncan kills himself. So sort of like Romeo and Juliet, except with an OC love interest and a psychotic conspiracy.

DIVIDED WE FALL - for Hannah Montana. Discontinued after two chapters due to me deciding that it was awful and that Hannah Montana was awful. What I had: Miley has a mental disorder which causes the whole Hannah thing, so she gets locked up with a loner/time traveller and a basketball star/serial killer in a sinister hospital run by a completely demented doctor. Oh, and Jackson gets married and moves to Chile. What I planned: The whole thing is a government conspiracy. Jackson's fiancee and the loner/time-traveller are both spies trying to blow the whole thing open. Miley finds out abouth this and has to stop the doctor from carrying out his extremely vague evil agenda. Yes, it's ridiculous and demented, but hey, it could almost be an episode. (ba-dum-CHING!)

DEAR PIM - for Phil of the Future. Intentional oneshot. Actually proud of this one and would like more people to read it, so I won't spoil it too much. The basic premise: On the way to pick up Curtis, the time machine has a catastrophic failure, and all the Diffys are displaced in time. Pim, trapped around the turn of the 22nd century, connives to reunite herself with her family. I have seriously considered writing more oneshots in the same universe as it, but I'll probably never get around to it.

THE RETURN OF ZARIA - for The Suite Life on Deck. Discontinued after two chapters due to me deciding that it was awful and that Suite Life was... well, okay, maybe not awful, but definitely not as good as I used to think it was. What I had: The boat returns to South America. Cody, being famous as an archaeologist, does a talk show appearance. Bailey and London uncover a plot to steal the crown of Zaria. Cody meets a girl named Lea and the seeds of a love triangle are formed. What I planned: The Lea/Cody/Bailey love triangle reaches a boiling point. Meanwhile, the SS Tipton gang makes every effort they can to identify the thieves. As it turns out, Lea is one of the thieves, but she sort of repents and joins the main characters' side. Also as it turns out, Zaria can only possess female hosts. So they turn Lea into a mole and let the thieves take the crown, allowing Zaria to possess Lea and wreak havoc on the thieves. Cody chooses Bailey. In short, kind of a chaotic and cheesy love story/crime thriller that makes no sense at all.

SPY STORY - for Phineas and Ferb. Currently in progress. Being written as a direct response to the realization that everything I'd written before (with the exception of Dear Pim) was awful. It's about spies and spying. I am not going to spoil a damn thing, because I fully intend on finishing it eventually. So there.

As far as future plans go, I have a planned Phineas and Ferb fanfic (tentative title: TURNING POINT) and a planned Toy Story fanfic (tentative title: ACTRESS/COWGIRL). The only hints you're getting as to what they're about are from the tentative titles. However, I am not willing to make any promises that these fanfics will get written - only that I have plans for them, know what they're going to be about, and would most likely write them if I had infinite free time. I also have plans for another Holes fanfic (tentative title: JESUS AND THE VAMPIRE), but seeing as how it's been a long time since I've actually read the book, I'd definitely prefer to reread it before starting. Suffice to say, whenever something absolutely itches to be written, I'll write it.