everyone here is just as dead as you! that's why we call it the Land of the Dead

I am a forensic botanist in the Land of the Dead. All day long, I sort through pure sadness. I find evidence, and I piece together stories. But none of my stories end well. They all end here. And the moral of every story is the same: we may have years, we may have hours, but sooner or later, we push up flowers.