Welcome. We've been expecting you. come, come. join my dear. Ha Ha. okay for those of you who thought I was a complete wierdo by that few sentences. good for you! you judge people, but since your reading this far I suppose we can still be friends.

A VERY POTTER MUSICAL and A VERY POTTER SEQUEL quotes

"I can't GO to Pigfarts. It's ON MARS. You need a rocket ship Do you have a rocket ship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Look at this. Look at Rocket Ship Potter! StarKid Potter, Moon shoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!"

"You were telling me to sit on a knife..."

"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?"

"That's absuuurd!"

"I've said it before, Snape, and I'll say it again. You always have been and you always will be...a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Because YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!"

"What the hell is a Huffelpuff?"

"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"

"Your irrational fear of the potty... Why else would you have such a little D? IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE A F*ING ELF!"

"Too bad you were joking, Professor, because I could have been your greatest adventure."

"Now things around here are gonna be changed! We'll do things my way! We're going to be doing things THE UMBRIDGE WAY"

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are Aquaphobic

There is a 40% chance that I'm a child of Zeus.

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic

There is a 30% chance that I'm a child of Poseidon.

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night

There is a 40% chance that I'm a child of Hades.

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

There is a 40% chance that I'm a child of Demeter.

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

There is a 40% chance that I'm a child of Ares.

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. (I don't even get Politics in general!)
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (I hardly know what that is)

There is a 20% chance that I'm a child of Athena. (Not an Athena kid)

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

There is a 70% chance that I'm a child of Apollo.

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

There is a 50% chance I am a Huntress of Artemis.

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie. (1/2 starting to be)
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

There is a 15% chance that I'm a child of Hephaestus. (lol, i'd break everything)

APHRODITE

Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties. (I never go, though)
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

There is a 20% chance that I'm a child of Aphrodite. (ha! never in a thousand years!)

HERMES

You like pick pocketing your friends. (I gave it back, it wasn't worth keeping, it's just funny to watch)
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.( 1/2 sort of)
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

There is a 85% chance that I'm a child of Hermes.

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine. (under-aged)
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. (under-aged)
You can finish a martini in less than a minute. (under-aged)
You have a happy, cheerful disposition. (wait, we are talking about Mr. D, right?)
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

There is a 40% chance that I'm a child of Dionysus.

I'm Hermes!!! so true

And in that moment, I swear we were infinite