Proudly Vain
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Joined 07-20-07, id: 1331186
Author has written 2 stories for Greek Mythology, and Twilight.

Hello hello all!!!!!!! I am fourteen -will be fifteen on September 2nd!!-

Heres a little bit about me ;D

Okay, well for starters I absolutely adore history, I love learning about it because its so fascinating!

I come from a very mixed family background, between pagan, baptist, methodist, agnostic and yes, even a tiny bit of Buddhism thrown in there.

I myself am pagan, I practice Hellenism or the Hellenistic path, in other words, I worship the Greek Gods.

I am gay, I am a boy, erm...lets see...OH! I love music, its one of my passions. Its very hard for me to be without any kind of music, even if it is just the faintest breath of the wind! I love reading, writing, drawing, painting, gardening, watching movies and spending time with friends. My writing varies to my mood, or even to a sudden idea for a story.

I will defend my beliefs if it is necessary but aside from that I will not preach to you about them, and I'm not about to try and convert you.

I will try to keep a steady and fast thing to my stories, but I am not going to rush myself and make my stories sloppy, for I pride myself on trying to be a better artist than that. Also, tiny tip, PLEASE do not try and rush me too much, you will not always know what is going on in my life -as I would rather keep that seperate and not bother any of you good people with my problems- so please, pestering me will only make me aggrivated and frustrated -causing writers block- and that will simply take you farther from that which you set out to do, so lets not do that.

I love suggestions, they don't bother me and I in fact find them to be very helpful. Criticism is very much welcomed, it well help to know if what I am doing is good, or complete garbage. Flames will be taken with laughter and a smile.

My stories in general will have religious or spiritual element to them, I am fascinated by religion as a whole and it usually makes for a good story when you add in political views, love, and possible a fist fight or two.

Poems are also things I am big on, its something I'm really fond of writting and reading, so somtimes my stories may have a poetic theme to them.

If you find you have any questions about my stories, or anything in praticular please feel free to contact me.

Well, I am Rom... I am not white, I'm am very light skinned but I am not white, well, I am one third, but thats only because my mom is half...but that doesn't really matter _Ok, quick after thought, for those of you who do know what Roma is, I am Kalderai (Or Calderai, however you wanna spell it.)

Well, heres a brief physical discpription of what I look like, I am tan, not dark, but I look like I've spent a while on the beach, with very dark hair that is mixture between black and walnut brown, and thanks to my moms slightly Irish blood lines, my hair does have some red tents to it, so my hair is basically an attack of crayola colors, yay! My eyes are grey, they swing between green, to grey, and occasionaly blue, usually blue or green depending on the wheather. I've got straight teeth, never had braces, they are white, not movie star white but they are clean. My hair is short, long enough to spike and mess with but short enough to keep it out of my forehead. Um...lets see, I'm not skinny but I'm not fat really, more fluffy than anything...but hopefully since I have been putting in some hours at the gym and I have seen results, I'll be able to look how I want to.

Okay, lets see...OH! I forgot, I've got both my ears pierced.

I'm not a praticular stereotype, they really aren't my thing. I know who I am, and I know where I stand. I'm a freshman in highschool, WEEE!!!!!!! -insert sarcastic look-

-Little bit on my family now-Okay, I love my family...I really do...its just that...well, let me put it this way. When the person in your family who is the most normal happens to be an ex-boxer who can cook, clean, garden, and break ribs like its nothing -my mother- you get my point. My dad's an alcholic, he was, then he wasn't, and now we don't know, and he's the picture perfect dad, loving, kind, funny, excepting, and hey, he can kick ass in a bar fight -trust me on that- so whats not to love, am I right? My aunt -one of my dads sisters- happens to be a clepto, who is bi-polar and compulsive liar. My Grandma -my dads mom- is practically a Saint, but for God knows why reasons, she also rather handy with a rifle at the age 86. Her husband, my grandpa, happens to be deaf as a post, he can't hear a thing. Talking to him usually involves lots of screaming, so he can understand whats being said. My other aunt is really calm, and travels a lot. My aunt's -the clepto one- husband is a gym teacher, and he's pretty much like one of the actors on an old 1950's sitcom, he seriously is really nice, makes funny-but corney- jokes, and is generally good natured. My other uncle on this side is racist, he's a teacher, and he pretty much think's he's better than everyone. I have only three first cousin on this side, and they are all older than me by a long shot, I don't really know how to describe them, but, they are pretty cool.

Now, on my moms side, we have more family to look into. My mom has three sisters, and they are all totally and completely different. My mom's younger sister, the middle child, is one of my favorite people. She is funny, sarcastic, and tells the honest to God truth. The youngest sister is nice, but she's also a little..different, but I still love her a lot, she's family no matter what, they all are. Their parents are some of the most religious people you will ever meet, extremely Christian. I love them dearly, and they are pretty cool people, you just gotta live with some of the more irritating traits, but hey, I'm not mister perfect either. I have a lot of cousins on this side, some I like more than others, but I love them all equally. I have two uncles also on this side. One of them, the one married to the funny aunt, is probably one of the my favorite people. He's just as sarcastic, and he's funny in an odd way. My other uncle owns a boat and does buisness with the Sea and such, he's okay, but I've only seen him a few times in my life. I have neice -second cousin actually- and I adore her. I have four cousins on this side,I usually see the sarcastic aunts daughters, the others live far away and don't really care. The daughters are married and one has a child -the neice/second cousin-

Aside from all that, I love my friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really I do!

I stick up for my friends -if that means I'm a bitch, then hey, I relish the title!-

Okay, lets see...yes, I am a talkative person, and yes I am 'Proudly Vain.' I care about my looks and my impressions on people. But, probably not for the reasons why your thinking. -but then again, I don't know what your thinking.- You see, people's opinions are interesting. Why? Because, I find them abosultely refreshing. I believe in doing my best, and in my opinion that includes how I look and how I hold myself and how I act. I am not trying to hide who I am, I freely admit to screwing up. But, I do take care to not cause trouble if it can be avoided. I just know that sometimes I need to do something, and sometimes I need to avoid some things.

I tend to come off as a bitch sometimes, a hag. I guess if thats what you wanna call me, so be it. I'm just trying to be honest, and I'll give you real opinion, if I like something, I'll tell you, maybe even gush about it. If I don't, I'm gonna let you know I don't like it, but I'm not going to be cruel about it, just honest.

I hope that you'll read my stories for what they are, and like them or hate them because of how good or bad they are, not because of who the creator is, regardless of who that may be.

I love both my parents, they split when I was eight. My dad is funny and excepting, my mom is funny, but she's strict and not always the picture of love, but she's only doing her job as a mom to help me I suppose.

I love my family, even though they drive me nuts, they are protective, sometimes a little overly but hey, at least they love me. -Well, I think so, they could just be crazy freaks out back hittin it up on the peyote.-

I will add more later, have a good day!

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Beauty and the Beast by Kaitipoola reviews
What would happen if when Laurent was going to kill Bella in the meadow, the La Push gang was a little too late? Bella's POV. Please Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,385 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
All you did was kiss her, right? I asked. He didn't answer. The perfect Edward Cullen cheated on me and no matter how much he begged I wasn't going back to him. Never Say Never Bella! She learns no one is as perfect as they seem.- Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,114 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Truth and Mystery by Amiiix3 reviews
Isabella Swan, a vital guard in the Volturi, learns the secret of her origin. Now she must find the vampire who created her, Carlisle Cullen, and his mysterious coven. Suddenly she is swept into a world she has never known. ExB AU .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,560 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Too Late by saranicole reviews
What would happen if the werewolves were too late and Laurent bit Bella? Will Bella be alone through her change? Where will she go to learn to control herself? What happens when Edward goes back to Forks, and Bella is gone? Rated K-plus for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,364 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
I Will Haunt You by Kiss My Fang reviews
Bella's jump off that cliff was a bit more fatal than she had thought it would be. Now she is a ghost, and no one can see her. Will Bella save Edward from the Volturi? More importantly can she? And what will happen to her afterwards?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,325 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
If It Were Up To Me by The Magical Girl reviews
What if Bella never went cliff diving so Edward never went to Italy? Instead, Bella is engaged to Jacob Black. But at their engagement party, some of the Cullens arrive. Will Edward figure out where his family is? And what is this doing to Jacob?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,796 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007
ways to torture jacob by twilightlovr reviews
Spoilers for eclipse, i really dislike jacob so i decided to make a list on all the things that i hate about him. i am sorry if i offended people in this, so read ch.7, it is a apologize ch. to all of the people i have offended.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
A Marine Existence by that's an awfully real gun reviews
Set mid New Moon. What if something or someone... got to Bella before Jake did when she jumped? First fic etc etc This is just rather experimental and all! rated T for safety
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007
Eclipse Quote of the Day by amberxxalert reviews
They're back! I have talked to someone at Mrs. Meyer's site, and it's perfectly fine for me to be posting the quotes here, thank you. But, I'm going to do something different with them. I'm turning every other quote into a one shot or mini story. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 19,001 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Forgotten Love by sasukerox reviews
While Edward goes hunting, Bella gets hit by a car. The results? She gets amnesia. What will Edward do, now that she forgot everything? Will he remind her he is a vampire? Will Bella remember her love for Edward? Or will he have to start over? Bad title!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
The Prank by FlapwazzleAnonymous reviews
Bella and Jake pull a prank that could expose the Cullens for what they truly are! The Cullens try to keep themselves under control while Bella and Jacob have a few laughs. I don't own Twiligh or New Moon, the're Stephenie Meyer's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2007
This Narrow World by Qoheleth reviews
The most unfairly stereotyped cabin at Camp Half-Blood speaks up for itself, sort of.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Rose Bane of the Pagans reviews
Come closer, mortal, and listen to my story. A story about chaos, war and fate. It is the story of one goddess, and the concequences that follow the path of her golden apple. Hell hath no fury like the goddess of dischord. Welcome to the story of Eris. Th
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2005
Dionysus and Eros by Freelance Muse reviews
Dionysus visits Eros on Apollo's behalf just after the incident with Daphne. In my imaginings, Dionysus must live on Olympus wihle it isn't growing season and in spring and summer he abides on Earth among vintners, vines, Maenads and other mortals.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2005
Forgotten Goddesses by Assimbya reviews
A rewritten version of the Greek myths as records of a conquest. The stories from the point of veiw of the Goddesses who suffered from it. Rating for violence.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005
Oleander by Eirtae reviews
The tale of how the Oleander flower came into being. Features Aphrodite.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
Hera by Wicked Enough reviews
/OneShot/ "I was a young goddess, only a few thousand years old, when I first met Zeus, my younger brother and soon to be husband. My name back then was different, not Hera, not The Lady, as they all call me now, but a name that meant beauty and youth."
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Hera, Zeus - Complete
Against the grain by Lellida reviews
A new goddess is born by Gaia. Her mission is to go against Zues. Will she survive the hardships?
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003
Family Ties by Indis of the Vanyar reviews
Apollo brings Hyacinthus h ome to meet his Mom, and finds out something rather inportant thet everyone but him had known. (Pointless silly-fluff. Slight slash)
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2004
Iliad Blues by Luthien Anarion reviews
What are the Gods REALLY LIKE??? Read and find out! Very dumb but this is my first one so give me a break.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2003
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Forget me not reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella is a broken woman. Strange events are taking place in Forks, Victoria is trying to be Bella's best friend for reasons of her own, And Jacob goes missing after a night out. And, is Edward the only Cullen with feelings for Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,475 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007
The courage of love, Aphrodites tale reviews
Aphordite's tale, told from her point of view, our favorite Goddess of love finally shows us whats really going on in her head, and in her heart. Hear now her story, and judge for your self, who is the real villian?
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete