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Hey, just a few things about me first.

Name: Tammy-Mai

Sex: Female, girl, an proud of it, i mean, men are only around for yaoi anyway...

Age: 14 (15 this june 4th) i know...i am a kid and should not read or know half the stuff i do... but come on ITS YAOI

Oriantation: bi, but i would never do it with a guy...unless it was for a kid, which i dont want...ever...they smell wierd!

Location: yah, like I am going to tell you, here is my adress to! 1776 GFYS

here are my contacts

Yahoo: psychopathicbookworm@yahoo.com

and also stormy@cederquist.us email me anytime to say hi, or anything, email me stuff that you have to "email to 10 people" I dont care, JUST SPEAK TO ME!!!! lol...dont mind that!

Ht: five foot six

Wt: a number with another number and then another...

Hair: brown...damn...normaly...ness

Eyes: sea foam green (according to my seme)

ok, now for my personality and social life (omg I actually have one now!)

I LOVE T.a.t.U, T.a.t.Y. you got a prob with them...BITE ME!!!

well, thats about it.

I HAVE NOD ( Naruto Obsession Disorder)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, Zac92him,

Copy and past the thing above if it applies to you

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, JForward, TARDISWhore, Rose, Rokudaime Kunoichi, EnDleSs LoVe fOr UkE,

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

The SasuNaru ABC's

A~Aviod negative sources, people, places, things, and habits.
B~Belive in yourself.
C~Consider things from every angle.
D~Dont give up and dont give in.
E~Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.
F~Family and friends are hidden treasures, seek them and enjoy their riches.
G~Give more than you planned to.
H~Hang on to your dreams.
I~Ignore those who dicourage you.
J~Just do it.
K~Keep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier.
L~Love yourself and your family.
M~Make it happen.
N~Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.
O~Open your eyes and see things as they really are.
P~Practice makes perfect.
Q~Quitters never win and winners never quit.
R~Read, study, and learn about everything important in your life.
S~Stop procrasinating.
T~Take control of you own destiny.
U~Understand yourself in order to better understand others.
V~Visualise it.
W~Want it more than anything.
X~Xcellerate your efforts.
Y~You are unique of all God's creations nothing can replace you.
Z~Zero in on your target and go for it!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (side note: no, i do there girlfriends, lol)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (well...)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy...(lol)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.\

~You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Being Gay Is Wrong

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Why are so many people disgusted by gays? They didn't choose to become a homosexual. And besides, there's nothing wrong with them. People say it's against the bible. No, it isn't. Gay prostitution is against the bible. People also say God wanted only men to marry women. God also wanted everyone to be happy. Be kind to thy neighbor. How exactly are you doing that? By beating the shit out of gays and humiliating them? Are we all the same here? No, we're not. So stop penalizing gays for not liking the opposite sex. People say that sex that doesn't reproduce is dead sex. Riiiiiiiight. And that is exactly why we're yelling at infertile women and sterile men to go to hell. People, if you're going to go on and on about why gays shouldn't be allowed to exist and whatever else you have to say, please have evidence to back your side up.

qutotes: these are from someone elses page, i made up none.

"After reading this, you will realized that you have wasted 5 secondes of your life."

"They say that I'm crazy. They say that I'm insane. They say that my madness will one day bring me to an end. DAMN! I hate it when they're right!"

"May the Darkness guide you forever."

"I cried when he said he loved me like a rose." "Why?" "Because a rose may be beautiful but eventually, it will die."

"I shall kick thy butt! ... holy shit i sound like shakespear.. !"

"What cannot be changed must be endured."

"Call me a joker and i'll call you Batman."

"Yenno, having a conscious.. it's like you're talking to yourself, only, yourself talks back."

"Oh yea, yenno.. i kiss all my single friends."

"Behind every bitch is an arse hole that made her that way."

"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."

"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."

"Never test depth of water with both feet."

"Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once."

"I have PMS and a gun. Any questions?" (god i love this)

"I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in."

"Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit."

"Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos."

"call me what you like but i'm taking your cake"

"come along man bitch"

"sit like L it will make you smarter"

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The Ideal Boyfriend by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
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MITB Seq: With the summer coming to an end, friends leaving, and conflicts arising, will Sasuke and Sakura's relationship ever bloom? Will Ayama's secret ever be revealed? And what will become of Sasori and Deidara? Only one way to find out. READ :D
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-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
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Craving by o0Kitsune0o reviews
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Explosions of Emotion by Starling Short reviews
Sasori finally meets his new partner, Deidara, and ends up feeling things he hasn't felt in years. How do you resist a flirt with mouths on his hands anyway? A SasoDei DeiSaso fic that isn't a Oneshot! Yaoi Smut and LEMON in chapters 6, 8 and 11!
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Fireworks of Eternity by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Sequel to Denial. After their unlikely confession, Sasori and Deidara deepen their relationship, exploring through art, dango and passion of different sorts. Shonen ai, yaoi. Contains lime and lemon xD
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My Little Problem by DaysGoBy reviews
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A Puppet's love by seineke-pyera reviews
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Taking Your Life Back by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
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