HII DATTEBAYO!!

Welcome to my profile!!!!

Many people know, and the rest of you probably would realise by now... I AM A NARUTARD. Believe it.

Ok, so anyway... here's some stuff about me:

Name: ... Call me Narutofweak, or Tobi. I don't mind either way...

Gender: ... ==' seriously?

Age: Old enough to use a computer, young enough to be in school.

Likes:

NARUTO~(bolded, underlined and italic'd for extra emphasis), Katekyo Hitman! Reborn (the new object of my obsession/affection), Dragon ball (XD -- it's awesome~),Avatar: the last Airbender, Ranma 1/2 (it's funny, and random), some of the most awesomely awesome games ever: PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES!!!! and DOODLE JUMP!!!!!!!!!!, and FRUIT NINJA!!!!!!, and nearly anything to do with NINJAS, and bloons... and bloons tower defense 2-4, bloons super monkey... most bloons games..., lollies, sweets, confectionery, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, annoying taco sempai~, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, shinobi, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, people that HATE sakura ^^, ninjas, spies, ninjas, ninjas, pretending to be ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, samurai, tacos, sharks, moonshadow series, alex rider, power of five, Anthony Horowitz, and my favourite pairing... sasunaru!!! and much much more...

Dislikes:

People that hate Naruto... (seriously, Naruto's the BEST), BLEAUGH (bleach), anything that people say is better than Naruto... that I say isn't, Sakura (she's such a slut and bitch), Karin (damn, she had to betray sasuke), ... aaand... the colour pink (the worst colour EVER), most pairings with sakura in it (ESPECIALLY narusaku and sasusaku...), Sasuke paired up with anyone other than Naruto and much more... (let's leave it at that.)

Country: AUSTRALIA!! :D

Personality:

Most people describe me as extremely annoying, very narutarded, and enjoys ranting. I'm a good girl, so that means I'm also violent, kind, tripolar (happy-nice, emo, angry-violent) and lazy. There's a lot more about me, but that would take too long to type out.

also... I'm in high school... yea. un.

My Fav Characters:

-Namikaze Minato =D also known as: yondaime hokage, kakashi's teacher, naruto's father, jiraiya's student, obito's sensei, kushina's husband, konoha's yellow flash, 4th hokage, creator of rasengan, creator of hiraishin, sealer of kyuubi no youko, rin's teacher... thats all i can remember right now...

-Tobi-Tobi (Tobi's so funni XD)

-Madara-Tobi (Madara shares my dream... to take over the woooorld!! (cue evil laugh))

-Deidara (un~)

-Samehada (the sword's so cuuute

-Sasuke (He's awesome. Except for when he's in angsty evil revenge mode... thats when he's just really cool.)

-Itachi

-Naruto (Look past the annoying speeches, and he's not that bad.)

-Kushina. (She... is... awesome.)

-Utakata!! (pwetty bubblez~)

-Konan!!!!! (such a shame she dieeed TT.TT)

-Most of the Akatsuki members...

-Hinata (Hinata's actualli pretty strong... if you think about it... at least before Shippuden.)

-Anko (go evil pscychotic snake women!! XD)

-Terumi Mei - 5th mizukage (she's so strong! and she's an awesome kunoichi~)

-A lot more people I cant really remember right now

My Least Fav Characters:

-Sakura (who would LIKE her i mean... (BLEAUGH))

-Karin

-Ino

-Danzo

Basically, those four are the ones I hate the most. Believe it.

and the list shall continue...

-Kiba (just looking at his face just makes me want to punch it in... for me.)

-Hotaru (in the Utakata filler)

-Shion (in Naruto Shippuden Movie 1)

-Most introduced characters in movies

-Many filler characters

-Many more people I can't remember right now

From now on It will just be things I copy and paste (with the exception of the Ninja thing below that I created myself...)

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, xxCherryBlossomsxx, xxwatchmediexx,Pink Creaent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarinoX, Im in love with an Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, RayRay, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress Of Elements, xnarutorocksx, uchihasakurah26, you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, Pinkblossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Coscat, LKakashiSXE,darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours., Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94, Purplecherry5, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HIHI kimik, bl.oWF.iSH-P.E.a.C.H., Koo2Koo1Ka2choo1,BloodAngel700,Darkblossom895, Uchiha Itachi - Uchiha Mika, AnimeLovingFan, KNDfreak,MidnightWolfGirl12,naruhinaramen, KrazeeNingaChick, DeidaraIsMine0deidara'sYLG0, narutofweak

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me' from 'Barney'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!!

If you hate Karin, copy and post this on your profile. You know you hate her...

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? There's a list up there, but my favourite character still has to be Sasuke.

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? Sasunaru, sasufemnaru, shikatema, nejiten, naruhina, suikarin, and a few more...

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? yaoi~ SASUNARU4EVA!!!

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? I hav an akatsuki cloak? And I have been planning... Yea...

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. ... Lesse... Minato plush, gaara plush, lee plush, neji plush, kakashi plush, tobi plush, deidei plush, sasuke plush, hidan plush, several naruto posters, 2 naruto headbands, naruto keychain, sai keychain, deidara keychain, tobi keychain, kakashi gaiden keychain, tobi keychain (again), uchiha badge, more keyrings, naruto cards, tobi badge, naruto stickers, akatsuki cloak, (complete set of) akatsuki rings, naruto ring thingo, plastic shuriken, plastic kunai, metal shuriken, metal kunai, naruto pencilcase, naruto pencils, naruto mousepad, naruto mousepad, naruto mousepad, naruto mousepad (again), naruto books: 3, 4, 5, 6, 13, 14, 15, 16, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 37, 38, 41, 42, 43, 44, 47... and i've got about 4GB worth of naruto pictures on mi comp (not including eps)... And a lot more stuff I can't remember right now...

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Not really, but if I had to choose, I'd choose Sasuke.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? Naruhina, because I hate kiba that much...

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? sasunaru, since it IS my favouritest pairing of all time... and I hate sakura.

9) Which team is your favorite? Is akatsuki counted? If not, then Team 7... after sakura dies.

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) It's already been proved otherwise. And Tobi as Madara is so much cooler...

11) Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father theory? It's true, so why wouldn't I? The resemblance is clear either way...

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi, Deidara, Tobi, Madara, Hidan, Pein, Konan, Yahiko (is he counted?), Sasori?, Kisame, Sasuke?, Suigetsu? ... I think i exceeded the limit... the limit was 1 wasnt it?

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke, since Sasuke's My Favourite Character (with caps).

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yea... Of course! I'm too much of a narutard not to...

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? ... What do you think? are you doubting my narutoness? =isnt it obvious?= hn.

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ... I'd go on a rant about how it's true, but I can't be bothered. It's obvious either way.

17) Sub or dub? SUB!! Dubbed is scary... Veeery scary... TT TT

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI SAKURA!! SAKURA SUCKS!! BELIEVE IT!! I mean... she. is. an. idiot. , she's useless (practically), she's always bitching one way or another, she's constantly being rescued, doesnt care bout naruto until sasuke dumped her (literally! onto the bench!), she is shameless (in a bad way... think about how she "claimed" she loved naruto, then tried to run away with sasuke, then tried to kill sasuke, hurt naruto instead, then couldn't kill sasuke in the end), and finally: SHE IS A DISGRACE TO ALL KUNOICHI. AND FEMALES IN GENERAL. . ... etc. ... ... wow... long rant.

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Tobi's a good boy, so I'll have to say both. He's funny because he'a annoying...

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Of course I don't... I'm not nicknamed after him without a reason...

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? ... ... ... ... ... ... Ugly beast? Freaky taste of clothing... And colour... And style... ==''

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? HAKU!! I didnt notice it was a guy... Until my friend told mee... shows how good he is... TT.TT

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? ... Weird... Definitely... But funny!! And kinda awesome-ish... I guess...

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? ... either Itachi or Sasuke... and emo-evil Naruto's kinda cool too...

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? ...Refer down below for list of Favourites.

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? ... Ja, Ich lese und schriebe fanfiction...

27) Do you like lemons? no. theyre sour. . but my friend can eat them whole... it's scary.

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yes, my parents complain about it... And the fact I converted my (lil) bro into a narutard...

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? I disliked the first 30 seconds. I was never a fan of pokemon anyway.

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? ... Interesting... But nevertheless... Weird... but funny... I guess...

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? ... I tried... And succeeded... And failed! But still...

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? ... ... I suck at drawing... but I think so... if you count stick figures holding kunai and shuriken, with the konoha sign branded on their foreheads...

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? ... I dont draw well... And I make sure the teacher's not around...

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Grades? huh? I failed my maths test TT.TT -- 43/63 ... the class average was 50-something, but I am in the highest maths class...

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I receive a lot of requested Naruto stuff as presents. So I'm not quite broke... yet.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? ... If it's sasunaru, or similar, then yes. Hetero? probably not.

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? It's already been proven otherwise, and Madara's better off as Akatsuki's Leader.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Surprisingly, yup dattebayo! It was epic fail tho...

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Sasuke's awesome.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Nup. I don't like OCs. Ich finde OCs sehr doof und dumm.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? ... I wonder... =dreaming bout naruto... again=

TEN REASONS TO HATE NARUxSAKU

1. Naruto and Sakura are both too loud and don't balance each other out.

2. Most people only like them because they look good together. (They so do not in my opinion)

3. If Sasuke came back to the village Sakura would go directly to him and drop Naruto.

4. Sakura always hit Naruto and never gave him the time of day.

5.Sakura never comforted him like Hinata did, or give him courage...Like Hinata. (GO HINATA)

6. Sakura is too violent.

7.THEY DO NOT BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT AT ALL

8. Sakura is still in love with Sasuke because she came crying to Naruto to bring him back because she was a little weak pink genin.

9. Sakura only shows admiration for Naruto because he grew taller and became more hot. If he didn't Sakura still wouldn't like him because she only goes after the good looking guys. (Bitch)

10. NARUTO AND SAKURA DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER. SAKURA IS VIOLENT AND WILL ALWAYS HIT NARUTO.

If you agree post it on you profile.

If you HATE Sakura copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?"" Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." copy this to your profile

If you have no grip on reality whatsoever, copy this to your profile. The nerd brigade thanks you.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.

If you utterly despise SasuSaku, paste this into your profile.

If you think first part Sakura is more useless than a dead sloth, paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name, 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' copy this into your profile while laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

I have tripped over a solid, flat surface for no apparent reason

I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs

I have started laughing for no reason

I have tried to explain why I was laughing, but was laughing too hard

I have tried to stop laughing uncontrollably, and ended up laughing harder

I have laughed at someone who insulted me

I would love to lock Naruto and Sasuke in a room with deadly explosives and see what happens

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Vampire Apple, Akatsuki Reverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, RANDOMNATIONS,Deiyasha, TheCupcakeMonster, Narutofweak

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile =3

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

Akatsukicons!

Itachi o/_\o

Deidara o.\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

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D.E.I.D.A.R.A. stands for . . .
Dangerously Explosive Idiot Doing Amazing Reckless Art.