ShiloTheBeagle are Kaye and Smriti

Kaye will marry Rupert Grint one day. Or Tom Felton. Or one of the Phelps twins. Or better yet, Robert Pattinson and his high cheekbones.

Smriti is awesome, but then Kaye already got pretty much half the HP guys. Kaye thinks she can have Harry. After feeding Ginny to her pet basilisk, of course.