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 Author has written 5 stories for Card Captor Sakura, Gakuen Alice, and Vampire Knight. WHAT THE FUDGE?! PenName: MissAlice13... former wingsgirl15... Name: Pauline Hanna. Don't like it? The Hell I care. :) Age: 19 Things about me: I like CHOCOLATE. I get hyper most of the time. I LOVE ALICE IN WONDERLAND!!!!!!!!! I play the piano. I like CHOCOLATE. I PMS. I like CHOCOLATE. I play the Violin. I like the smell of oranges. I have Major Mood Swings. I sing. I like CHOCOLATE. I. AM. CRAZY. I draw. I like Anime. A LOT. I like CHOCOLATE. I am a pisces. I like getting reviews. I am Lazy. My Birthday is on March 15. Don't forget to give me PRESENTS! I. AM. CRAZY. I. AM. CRAZY. I. AM. CRAZY. I like CHOCOLATE. Did I mention I like chocolate???? =)) okay. Things about me: (paragraph form. XD) So, my name is Pauline Hanna. My friends call me 'Pausa' - 'cuz they say I'm like a cat. ('pusa' is the tagalog term for cat, and 'pau is my nickname. get it?) I just graduated high school at the age of 16, ranked 8th of our graduating class. I'm currently 19, and on my 4th year in college. XD. My birthday is on March 15, 1995. I'm a pisces, and it turns out that all those 'astrological' what-nots are true. I'm a dreamer. In terms of looks, well, not to brag, but people describe me as pretty/beautiful/cute. I've got a couple of admirers to boot! haha. But I'm not really interested in guys. I have dark shaggy hair that now reaches my butt. I sit on it sometimes. -.-. I have really dark brown eyes that sometimes lead people to believe that I have black eyes, but it really isn't that dark. I have a large forehead (which my big sister teases me a lot about. XD). I have braces and I wear glasses, but I don't look geeky. I have a petite body, with a really tiny waist (23). I don't get it though. No matter how much I eat, I don't seem to get fat. Anyways. I love music! It's my life!!! No kidding. If there isn't any music, I'm as good as dead. There isn't a day in my life where I hadn't sung one song. I can play the keyboard/piano, the recorder/flute, the violin (not so much anymore, and the guitar. I'm planning on learning either the ukulele or the cello next. (All of my instruments, I learn by myself. I'm no good with teachers. XD) I'm pretty sure I sing okay, I mean, a lot of people compliment my singing, I'm in the choir, and I've represented my class in this singing competition thingy in our batch day/night. But, I get really bad stage fright. XD. I love art, too! You can't believe how many art contests I've been to at school. I won almost all of them; the 3 art competions I lost (one where my big sister beat me - she's a year older than me and it was an inter-level competition, she was in third year, and I was in 2nd year of high school [we beat the fourth year, hell yea!]) were big disappointments to me. I. Don't. Like. Losing. Anyways!! I can draw anime well, not as good as my big sis, but still good. i'm no good in drawing real people (that's the other competition I lost recently. I came in second. a 2nd year student beat me. -_-). I love designing dresses :). I absolutely love painting! but I don't conceptualize very well. I'm much better at drawing abstract. I'm absolutely addicted to sweet things! Chocolate, sugar, anything that will make my teeth rot on contact! XD I get hyper 'cuz of that. But at least I have my friends to be hyper with me! XD they say my hyperness is contagious! :) I love daydreaming, thus, I love writing fiction! I sometimes have more ideas than I can keep track of, so sometimes, I just go and take it as a writer's block since I can't really write properly... Stupid rabid Idea bunnies. XD. I love reading books, too. I have too many books for my parents liking, actually, they don't mind me having so many books, it's just that, I'm a really unorganized person. You should see my room. It's like a tornado went and hit it! XD My Name Meaning: PAULINE HANNA-You don't fair well under inharmonious conditions. You are very peace loving. You can get very upset when you are frustrated. You have much enthusiasm with a driving attitude toward achievement in life. You are soft hearted with a charitable nature. You have a diplomatic flair to your nature. Equality and fairness are important to you. You are relatively demonstrative in your affections. You enjoy being stroked verbally and physically. You can handle details well. You have a methodical mind. You can go to extremes in all you do. You can be quite inventive and quite curious. You are an 11th hour person, always succeeding just in the nick of time. The lesson of money is prominent in your life. You have a need to be up front. You must learn to give 'wise' service and not be a martyr. DEL POSO-Your world, good or bad, revolves around your family. You are determined and loyal, and your word is your bond. ANILLO-You are adventurous with a tendency to be foolhardy. You are aggressive and definitely have leadership abilities. You are relatively demonstrative in your affections. You enjoy being stroked verbally and physically. You take pleasure in your creative comforts. You have a diplomatic flair to your nature. Equality and fairness are important to you. You enjoy socializing and entertaining. You must learn the lessons of self-worth; learn to love yourself before you can love others. You enjoy socializing and entertaining. You have a great deal of loyalty to those you love. You have much inner strength. You tend to be private and secretive. contact me through email or reviews on my stories! email: paulinehannaanillo@gmail.com or marche.alice@yahoo.com (preferably the former..) tumblr account: missalice13.tumblr.com facebook account: lefacebook (yea, i don't mind people knowing who I am; if you're reading my profile, that must mean you're reading my stories. I think it's always good to know about the author...) some websites of animes: •any kind of fanfiction •watch animes! •tsubasa chronicles and cardcaptor sakura website NOTES FROM ME TO EVERYONE READING: Hey guyz!! If Anyone can give me an idea for a fanfiction, pls do. Please send it to me here as a message...or as a review... =)) NOTE TO EVERYONE: ITSUMO ITSUMO WARATTETTE!! to those who don't know, it means: SMILE ON FOREVER AND EVER!! REMINDER: If you want the songs in my fanfiction, I can send it to you just tell me through review and please also give your yahoomail so I can just send it there! n_n REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile: COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE COOKIES When life gives you Lemons When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons? When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how. When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate. When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade! When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away. Guy: Where have you been all my life? Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Guy: Is this seat empty? Guy: Your place or mine? Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Guy:Your eyes they're amazing. Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Guy: But I don't know your name Guy: I know how to please a woman Guy: I can tell you want me Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Guy: I want to give myself to you Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out (if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED! Something from me to you: Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind cute right? sniff (I might put this in a fanfic though...) YOU KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PJO WHEN… - You enjoyed reading Percy Jackson so much you continued to re-read them for a good few months - You thought about buying the audio book version of PJO - You carry a pen in your pocket at all times - You tried to get into Camp Half-blood - You pray to the gods and sacrifice to them - You burn food at a regular basis (before every meal) - You study ancient Greek and Greek myths (or so they say…) - (4 girls) You totally want to join Artemis’s hunting party for a boy-free 2morrow! - You love Artemis and Apollo - And maybe Poseidon. - Give Athena a break - You go to Aunty Em’s gnome place and you slice off her head as soon as she opens the door - You try to talk to animals - You try to control water - Your pour water over your head when you feel tired - You go to a random pen shop and you ask for the one that is called Riptide - You go to a random pen shop and you ask for the one that turns into a sword - In chemistry you add a new metal onto the periodic table that says ‘Celestial Bronze’ - You go to the Empire State building and you ask for the 600th floor - You go on a plane praying to Zeus - You go on a boat praying to Poseidon - You go on a field trip and you pray that your math teacher does not turn into a fury - You call your dog Mrs O’Leary - You try singing to stones - You try to find the Underworld to revive your recently died pet - You have a crazy urge to blowtorch the Arch and jump from it into the Mississippi - You are convinced that you have dyslexia… even if you do not - You swear an oath with ‘I swear on the River Styx …” - You totally know who your godly parent is - You are so convinced that singers have blessings of Apollo - You think that Artemis and Apollo are arguing every time there is a solar eclipse - You like say ‘OH MY GODS’ AND ‘WHAT IN _(YOUR GODLY PARENT)’ AND ‘OH STYX’ - You try to start a conversation with pigs and guinea pigs - You give your great grandma lots of money in drachmas and gold before she passes on - You blame Kronos when you think Science class passes too slowly - You ask your best friend if he is a satyr - You bring Hermes vitamins in gummies everywhere - You practice sword fighting every day - You pray openly at parties to the gods, ignoring the odd stares directed at you (mortals are so weird), because Dionysus is watching - You totally avoid military schools - You thank the gods before every meal - You speak to your cup - You thank Hestia for kinda saving Olympus - You try not to offend the queen of the gods for fear she’ll send COWS after you — You are reading this and nodding and smiling - You are reading this and you think of sending it to all your friends - You are reading this and you sigh dreamily at your collection of Rick Riordan books on your shelf Girls Do NOT scroll down any further. 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How come we drive on parkways, but park on driveways? Or why are apartments called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together? Lemonade tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your obsessed with anime and you know it, copy this and put in on your profile! If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!! Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. If you've ever gotten mad at a fictional character for trying to steal your fictional character crush, post this on your profile. 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If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever tripped on your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would rather be a vampire than a zombie, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have read the Twilight series(or at least half of it), copy and paste this into your profile. You don't even have to like the series! If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. TOTAL: 15/25 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. (occasionaly) TOTAL: 15/25 WINNER: IT'S A TIE!!! WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? aww this is so sweet even though im a girl!! :D So sweet, please don't break! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms . 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. Did you know...? Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's not possible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now...make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISHY!! 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing WOOT! GO CHICKS!! Repost this if you laughed... FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. Good Friends and Best Friends: A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - btch - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Seven days without GOD will make one weak. Why do we ((sleep)) in church, now for semoehtnig itnresitng... i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile 43 things a girl wants her boyfriend to know #1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away. Girls post as: "A REAL BOYFRIEND A REAL BOYFRIEND When she walks away from you mad- Follow her When she stare's at your lips-Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you- Grab her and don’t let go When she start's cursing at you-Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet-Ask her what’s wrong When she ignore's you-Give her your attention When she pulls away- Pull her back When you see her at her worst- Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying-Just hold her and don’t say a word When you see her walking- Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared- Protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder-Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat- Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you- Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn’t answer for a long time- reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt- Back yourself up with the TRUTH When she says that she likes you- she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands- Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you- bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret- keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes- don’t look away until she does WHEN SHE MISSES YOU- SHES HURTING INSIDE When you break her heart- the pain NEVER really goes away When she says its over-she STILL wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin- she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything DON'T let her have the last word Always call her when you know somethings wrong Pretty and beautiful is soo much better than calling her hot. Say you love her more than she could ever love you Argue that she is the best girl ever When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like she's all that matters to you Tease her and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her when she's sick Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid Give her the world Let her wear your clothes When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking today baby?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will: Call you Kiss you Love you Text you Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend" I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or I'm Your Type Of Girl Who you shouldn't mess with. Whose one look could start a war. My tears are a-once-in-a-lifetime wonder. . . so when you see 'em do the right things or more will come. Who can be a gossipmonger at times. Who judges people the way she see 'em live. Who loves babies and loves to make them cry. Who dreams of the bad guy and not prince charming, come on, nobody's perfect--so why believe in that crap ?? I can be as artistic as I can . . . so don't step on my sketchpad. Who loves the movies . . . and loves imagining on making one. Who hates guys who can't play a single note on any instrument -- Gosh, that's frustrating. Who says whatsoever on her mind. Who loves Bruno Mars--his voice I mean, not his face. Who can be very picky at times. Who can dance, nonstop. Who can sing, and break your eardrums. Who loves black. Who loves icecream. Who loves her friends, and frenemies--now that's a good way to be a sneaky little friend. Who loves ballet--and is frustrated to be one :'( Who loves photography. Who loves brain teasers. That's like other girls . . . I'm fragile. I am 45 percent hated by the teachers at school! Cool. Gotten kicked out of class Gotten late to a class more than 10 times xTexted people during class xWent on myspace, friendster, xanga, etc on the computer at school Threw something at the teacher xGotten a call home Slept through class Add Up All Your Answers And x3 = 45 15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. RANDOM NARUTO STUFF 11 WAYS TO ANNOY NARUTO: 1. Steal his ramen. 2. Steal his ramen and money. 3. Steal his ramen, money and all of his coupons. 4. Train a rabid squirrel to attack him and let it lose when no one is looking, and while people come as he screams take it away before people see it and keep on doing it so people think he's insane. 5. Handcuff him to Sasuke. 6. Repeatedly tell him how much better Sasuke is comparing to him (you can also use Kiba to annoy him) 7. Ask him to try on some girl clothes for you and hold his froggy ransom, then take pictures and send them to everyone. 8. Tape him being with the perverted hermit while he was watching girls and tell him that he's a pervert. 9. Tell him that Hokage sucks. 10. Lock him in an indestructable cage and leave some ramen just out of his reach. 11. Ask if Sasuke is a good kisser. HOW TO ANNOY ITACHI: 1. Ask him what he wears under that cloak. 2. Pull his hair. 3. Give him some shark sushi as a gift and watch him eat it in front of Kisame. 4. Offer baby photos of him across the internet and 'accidentally' e-mail him the offer. 5. Tell embarrassing childhood stories about him to the other Akatsuki members. HOW TO ANNOY DEIDARA: 1. Ask if he's a girl or a guy. 2. When he enters the boy's bathroom tell him that he should be going in the girl's bathroom. 3. Ask if he 'feels like a woman' (Shania Twain!! lol) 4. Tell him that you have the perfect song for him and play 'I Feel Like a Woman' out where everyone is. 5. Start randomly laughing evilly (it'll drive him insane!) Here's a loooong list of ways to annoy Sasuke Uchiha... 1. Ask him why he has a pokeball on the back of his shirt. 2. Tell him Itachi is cuter and is better than him in every way. 3. Ask him for a lolly every 5 seconds. 4. When he slaps you, cry out, "OWWW! SASUKE YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT MEAN!!!!" and start running away in front of everybody. 5. Ask him when is the wedding date of him and Naruto. 6. Ask him why he has duckbutt hair. 7. Whenever he tries to talk to you scream out, "NO I WILL NOT DO IT WITH YOU SASUKE!" 8. Whenever you see him, phone all his fangirls and tell them where he is and see them mob him. 9. Follow him around everywhere. 10. Ask him for a tic tac every time you see him and then slap him. 11. Join the fangirls in mobbing him every day. 12. Keep ringing his cellphone nonstop and then hanging up straightaway. 13. Tell him he is emo. 14. Whenever you see Sasuke, yell out, "Everyone look!!!!! It's Sasuke!!! He peed in his pants!!!" and put on this real expression. 15. Ask him how the kiss was with Naruto. 16. Ask him why his eyes are black, not red. 17. Tell everyone why Sasuke is not going out with girls and kissed Naruto is because he is a woman in disguise. 18. Tell all his fangirls he loves every single one of them. 19. Whenever you see him, point everywhere and yell, "Itachi!" 20. Show him his pics kissing Naruto. 21. Ask him why he put a duck in his hair. 22. Send him fake fanmail from his fangirls and expressing how much you love him. 23. Secretly put garlic, onion and extra hot chilli in all his food. 24. Tell him he is even weaker than Naruto. 25. Pour ramen down his shirt and blame Naruto later on. 26. Whenever you see him, sneak up to him and yell out, "HI SAUCEGAY!!!!!!!!" into his ear until he becomes deaf. 27. Whenever he tries to talk to you scream out, "SasuGAY it's ok to be gay since you just admitted it. How brave of you!" And wait what the crowd's reaction is. 28. Transform into Itachi and start evil laughing in front of Sasuke (mind you, try not to get carried away since Sasuke wants to kill Itachi.) 29. Transform into SASUKE and say you love all the fangirls sincerely. 30. Continually poke him for no particular reason. 31. Sell stuff like his underwear and shirts to his fangirls. 32. If he asks you if you stole it, blame the fangirls and say they have all his shirts, underwear, pants and everything. 33. Lead a group of fangirls to rampage his house and steal all his belongings. 34. Every time he comes home, ambush him with a bunch of fangirls. 35. Every time he leaves home, ambush him with a bunch of fangirls. 36. Post a video of him kissing Naruto on Youtube. 37. Sell his house on ebay. 38. Dye everything he has pink. 39. Run around the village screaming, "SASUKE IS TWO TIMING! HE IS DATING OROCHIMARU AND NARUTO AT THE SAME TIME!!! OMG!!" 40. Ask him who his hair styler is and if he asks "why?" tell him his hair is like a cockatoo. 41. Shave his hair bald when he is asleep. 42. Sing completely offtune whenever you're around him. 43. Shout "blah blah blah" whenever he tries to talk to you. 44. Tell him Itachi is your best friend in the universe. 45. Steal his house keys and give them to Sakura and Ino. 46. Tell him he sounds like Yoda (even though he doesn't exactly sound like him but it still works!) 47. Become his ultimate fangirl and have a t-shirt with a picture of him on it and the words "Sasuke is soooooo mine" under it in capital letters. 48. Lock him in a tiny room with Itachi for 5 hours and see the results of their fight. 49. Graffiti all his house walls saying, "Woot! NARUTO AND OROCHIMARU ARE LLIKE THE BEST! I CAN DATE THEM ANYTIME! THEY'RE ALL SO HOT! OOHLALA! Sasuke xoxoxo 50. Show him this list of 50 ways to annoy Sasuke Uchiha. 51. Hide a collection of Itachi plushies in random places around his house- In his bathtub, in his bed, behind his door, in his closet, in his cabinets... 52. When he's asleep, poke him repeatedly until he wakes up, and make sure you're sitting about two inches away from his face. Scream, "HI SASUKE!" when he wakes up. 53. Smash a pie in his face and run like hell. 54. Leave messages on his phone saying things like "OMGOMGOMG SASUUUU, I FOUND YOUR NUMBER!! OMG!!! I LOVE YOOOU!!!" 55. Dump a bowl of hot ramen on his head. Blame Naruto. 56. Replace his clothes with Akatsuki robes so he can look just like his favorite brother. 57. Leave little sticky notes all over his house. Love notes, hate notes, gentle reminders of all the times Naruto pwned him...You know, stuff like that. 58. Find his diary, and photocopy each page. Give the copies to Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, and anyone else you happen to see while you're running for your life from the angry emo-duck-head. (Alternative: Find his diary, and read it as loudly as you can in a public place. Make sure lots of people are around to hear you.) 59. Dye ANYTHING he owns a lovely shade of hot pink. 60. Mess with his computer and leave open as many SasuNaru fanfics/pictures/ect. as you can find. Also, save them in random locations on his computer so that he continually finds them after he thinks he's deleted them all. Bonus points if Naruto finds them. 61. Give all his fangirls you can find invitations to a slumber party at his house. When they run screaming into his house, lock the doors. Then run. 62. Put a tape player in each room of his house, and make them all play Barbie Girl at full volume. Not only will the sound blast out his ears, and the song embarass him to no end, but it also will take him a while to find and turn off all the tape players. D 63. Leave decapitated/mangled/burnt/otherwise destroyed plushies of him all over his house. (Bonus if you make them bloody with ketchup or something.) Then, pin a note saying "You're Next" on his door with a knife. 64. Follow him around, saying "Everyone out of the way! Make way for the Emo King!" 65. Throw an apple at him. Pretend like you have no idea where it came from. If he turnsaround again, throw another. If he yells at you and insists you did throw it, cry. 66. Read Icha Icha Paradise out loud to him. Bonus points if you do it while he's trying to sleep. 67. Say, "What?" after each word he says. 68. When he's asleep, shave his head and sell his hair on ebay. 69. Send Sakura and Ino love notes from him inviting them both on a date. Better yet, invite Naruto. 70. Draw little hearts all over the walls in his house. 71. Whenever he makes a mistake, say, "Foolish little brother. Why are you so weak?" 72. Put a pink, heart-covered "WELCOME HOME SASUKE" banner over his door. For no reason whatsoever. 73. Constantly remind him that Itachi is so much cooler/stronger/hotter/ect. than he is. 74. Leave snakes (Or snake plushies, whichever you can get) all over his house. Or better yet, leave weasles. 75. Get a bunch of pictures of Naruto, and draw little hearts and write things like "My love" all over them. Tape them all over Sasuke's room. And take pictures. And give them to Naruto. 76. Dress up like him and follow him around, mimicking his every move. 77. Hide eggs in random places around his house. If he finds them, he'll just be very confused. But if he doesn't find them...Eggs have to rot eventually. 78. When he's watching TV, change the channel every five seconds saying, "I hate this show." no matter what show it is. Unless you find something like Dora the Explorer, Barney, ect. Then, scream whenever he tries to change it, and don't stop screaming until he changes it back. 79. Hide a camera in his bathroom. Sell said camera to his fangirls after a week or so. 80. Constantly remind him exactly how he got that curse mark. 81.Say, "Wow, Sasuke! I never knew you felt that way about Sakura!" And make sure she's in earshot. Try it with Ino, too. And any other girls...or guys...you happen to be around. 82. Invite each member of a Sasuke Fanclub to dates with Sasuke one at a time. When you run out of fangirls (That might take a while) find a new fanclub and start the whoooole process over again. 3 Unless Sasuke dies first. Or kills you. Either way. 83. Draw Itachi-face-lines on his face while he's sleeping, and cut off the duck portion of his hair. When he wakes up, comment on how much he's starting to look like his brother. 84. Hold his hand, hug him, and squeal about how proud you are to be his girlfriend. If you're a guy, bribe Sakura into it. =D 85. Ask why he wants to kill Itachi. When he tells you, be quiet for a minute. Then ask again. 86. Say, "SASU-NARU FOREVER!" at random moments. Preferably when Naruto's around to hear you. 87. Tell him his shoes are untied. See if he looks. (Ninja shoes don't have laces. x3) 88. Repeat everything he says, but with the opposite meaning. 89. If you see Sasuke hiding from fangirls, tell him you'll help hide him. Then, lead him right to them. 90. Build an Itachi shrine in his room. The bigger and more difficult to destroy it is, the better. Unanswered Questions Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? So what's the speed of dark? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?(I say purple... give me a smurf ans we'll find out.) Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for only two hours? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from? Morons? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Things to do on an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. [omg I laughed my eyes out when I read this. I'm totaslly going to try this!!!] 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: (Umm, not really...) 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm Gonna Kick their butts! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! You say BABY PINK 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. One day a woman caught a magic frog while jogging. The frog gave her three wishes for catching him, but with one catch: everything she wished for, her husband would also get, only he'd get 10 times more than her. First she wished to be the most beautiful woman on earth. "Are you sure? Your husband will be 10 times more beautiful than you," the frog clarified. "Oh yes, I'm sure." ZAP! The woman was instantly beautiful, but she was still only the second most beautiful on earth, her husband being first. "My second wish is that I wish I was the richest person on earth," she told the frog. "You sure? Your husband will have 10 times more money than you." "Oh yes." "Okay, then." ZAP! Trillions and trillions of dollars appeared in a safe in the woman's house. However, her husband was granted with even more money. "What's your third wish?" the frog asked. "I wish for a mild heart attack. One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf he heard it fine. Join the dark side, Mwuhahahaha!! (we have cookies) Retreating? Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction! Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it. A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking the ocean. Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to the other: "Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that cliff. It moves pretty fast. I'll bet I could jump off of the ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to the bar!" "No way", says the other guy, "you'd fall to your death." "Well, I'm going to try it!", says the first, and at that he walks over, stands on the ledge, and leaps off in a swan dive. Sure enough, he comes sailing back up in no time, and lands on his feet right in front of the bar. "I can't believe it!" says the second guy, "that's impossible" . So the first drunk does it again: he jumps off the cliff, catches the wind in his coat, and comes sailing back to the bar. "Go ahead", he says, "try it, it's great!" "Well, OK, I'm just drunk enough to give it a go", says the second fellow. So he climbs the ledge and leaps off the cliff, only to fall screaming to his death on the rocks below. The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down to his drink. The bartender steps over, looks him in the eye, and says to him: "You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes when you've been drinking, Superman". Kids are the future. Be scared. Be very scared. I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. - You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. -When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. -When life give you lemons, squeeze them in life's eye. How much you like lemons now, Life, huh? Huh? - I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. - Oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? - I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that. - Therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide. - Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. - Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures? Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong? - The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars... - There is a line between love and hate. You can only truly hate the ones you once loved. A passion that can never die. You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! - A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. - Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Drunk? You're intoxicated by my very presence. - Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. - There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM.. -I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! - When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. - Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. - What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...I'm gonna go...do something. - Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care. - Silence is golden and duct tape is silver. - Girls rule, boys suck. The. End. - Yes, I ask stupid questions. Yes, I do it on purpose. - Our opinion is not ridiculous or little. It is smart alecky and important. - Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift? - If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed. - You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention. Brom, Eragon - I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. - My friends are 90% of why I get up each morning, the other 10 is because I have to pee. - I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly - If vodka was water and I was a duck I'd swim to the bottom and never come up But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck So slide me a bottle and shut the fudge up. (lol, I said this to some of my teachers and they were all like "Well, isn't that interesting...") - My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil - If a turtle loses his shell, is he homeless or naked? - Of course I'm gonna drive! I'm too drunk to walk! - I did not hit you. I simply high-fived your face. - I didn't run into the door, my face decided to say hello. - Sometimes I wish I were a monkey. Then I could throw poop at people and it would be legal. - I never finish anyth - People are like slinkies, basically useless. But it's still amusing to watch them fall down the stairs A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god. PS: God/a god is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you!.. :.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.: 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." FUN TIME! List your 10 fave Gakuen Alice characters from best to least 1. Natsume 2. Mikan 3. Hotaru 4. Mr. Bear 5. Koko 6. Ruka 7. Tsubasa 8. Misaki H. 9. Narumi 10. Piyo 1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before? Hell, no. 2.Do you think 3 is hot? How Hot? Not really, they're just kids! 3.What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?. Oh. My. Gawd. 4.Do you recall any good fics about 9? 5.Would 7 and 2 make a good couple? I guess... Maybe. 6. 4/8 or 4/9? 4/9. Gross, but, hilarious! 7.What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship? Tsubasa would totally freak out. 8.Make summary of at least 20 words for a 9/2 fic. Mikan never met her biological father. Narumi doesn't have a daughter. I guess, life really gives you what you need. 9.Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romance story? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! OH GOD! I THINK I DROPPED MY SPLEEN!!!!!! ROFL! 10.Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic. Behind Those Crimson Eyes 11.What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted 1? Mr Bear uhm... threatens to keep punching Mikan...? 12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash? HAVE. YOU. LOST. YOUR. FREAKIN. MIND.?! 13.If you wrote a songfic for number ten, what song would you use? uh... huh? 1. I have to tell you a secret look at 5 2. HI! Go to 11 3. Shh don't anyone.. look at 15 4. Okay you broke me down, go to 13 5. First look 2 6. ... Go to 12 7. I just wanted to say... I Love you 8. Don't get mad! Look at 14 9. It's private, look at 4 10. One more time, go to 7. 11. Shhh okay? Go to 6 12. Uh uh, 8's got your story 13. Okay, no more! Go to 10! 14. Breathtaking, look at 3. 15. Umm, Go to 9. Copy and paste on your profile if you played this. 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