So I suppose you want to know a little about me.Well let's see there's only so much I can tell you. I'm 19 years old about to turn 20 in August. I've been out of high school since 2009. I work at Slave-Mart...oh excuse me, I meant to say Wal-Mart, silly me. I've been writing since about the 7th grade. Not particularly well at first but as time progressed so did might writing skills. But still there is so much I would like to improve and I'm sure many of you who will read my stories will say the same and have criticism as to how I word certain things. That's one reason why I'm doing this; to further my writing abilities.

There is no guarantee that if I do happen to come upon muse for a story that it will get updated quickly. It may take time for as I have said before I work and also I have limited access to the computer which will soon change as soon as I acquire my own laptop.

What next?...oh I know; books I've read. Harry Potter series, of course. Cal Leandros series. I guess I'll add in the Twilight series, I still love the story and all I'm just tired of hearing "Edward is best! No! Jacob is best! Edward! Jacob! EDWARD! JACOB! -swearing and fighting follows-" Anyways you get the picture. On with the list of books: Heidi(very first book I read; given to me by my momma), Alice in Wonderland, Eragon series, and many more. For some reason no more are coming to my mind right now T_T

Movies, oh yes, I have seen many a movies. Eragon, Alice in Wonderland-Disney Version, Alice in Wonderland-Tim Burton Version, Alice in Wonderland-Hallmark Version, all LotR (many times over), Harry Potter(again many times over), Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, all 3 Toy Story's, Tangled, Lion King 1&2, The Labyrinth, all 3 Neverending Story's. And again I am drawing a blank on any other movies. I am such a goober.

So that's a lot to know about me, I guess. If anything else comes to my mind I will surely post it.

Favorite Harry Potter Pairings:

HarryxGinny

RonxHermione

GeorgexOC

X-Men Pairings:

AngelxOC

PiotrxOC

LotR Pairings:

LegolasxOC

HaldirxOC

If Harry PotterLord Voldemort and Lord VoldemortCedric Diggory, and assuming Cedric Diggory=Edward Cullen, then Harry PotterEdward Cullen.

Vampires were cool until Twilight made them pansies.

Shift gears ...You are stuck in Stupid

Oh my God, look what I found!!! It's my cup of care \_/

Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up... I will lick you.

CAUTION: when you stick your hand in front of my mouth you will either get bit or get licked. I WARNED YOU ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

it takes skill to get hit by parked cars and to trip on flat surfaces... BUT! you have to be ninja to fall out of basement windows

Anyone who says they have only one life to live must not know how to read a book. ~Author Unknown

If you say words can't hurt you, I have no choice but to throw a book at you.

When you speak all I hear is Charlie Brows teacher (wha whaw, wa whaw, wa wa whaw)

If your truck ain't muddy, then you ain't driving it right :)

no thanks cupid. I don't want a vampire in a Volvo, a werewolf on a motorbike, I want my redneck in a truck!! that's all I need for love!!

I brake for tailgaters..(sometimes suddenly)

QILSKDJFHNZMXBCJVLSHDFUQ OWPEURYTNDKGHBVB SKALKCYHVHFKAGHADFQVBSHJ CROPRTIOYLKFGMNC VHJKE *Pause* Sorry! There was a spider on my keyboard!

I hate it when someone texts you and says "hey" then when you say hi back they ignore you! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT?

people say I'm one in a million, hmm worlds pop 6.8 billion people, so that's means 6,800 more of me out there !! Scared?

If someone throws skittles at me and said "taste the rainbow" then I'm going to throw lucky charms and say "they're magically delicious" :)

how ironic would it be if someone choked on a life saver?

why do people think I'm easily distracted? OMG, SQUIRREL! NO, SHINY THING! NO, wait, what were we talking about?

says who needs pepper spray when u got a little crazy in your pocket to keep u safe

If someone throws Skittles at you and shouts "TASTE THE RAINBOW!", throw a Happy Meal at them and shout "I'M LOVIN' IT!"

I am on the crazy train and no you can't drive

You know you are going to have a bad day when you realize that you have just lost the argument with the voices in your head!!!

Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with Braille on them.

I just heard Justin Bieber for the first time and she sounds like a very nice little girl so stop being mean to her!

Guy asks "Babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven" my response "Well I wouldn't know I rose up from hell"

When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. They'll never see it coming.

Why is it that I can remember stuff from 5 years ago but not for the life of me remember why I opened the fridge?

I love being me, it pisses off all the right people.