Hey... I'm MeiLee, MeiLee is not my real name, obviously, but it means beautiful, pretty, enchanting, graceful,ect in Chinese. I've always wondered why no one had that name. No one I know, anyway.
uh... I love reading Naruto fanfics, sometimes I read Avatar. They are my favorite shows. I haven't written any fanfics, yet, so I dont know why I'm writing my bio, but I guess I'm just bored. Well, here goes, putting the usual:

Place: Atlanta

Age: ?

Gender: girl of course, do I sound like a guy?

I like pineapple and Cascada and HIM (a band, not a guy) and Naruto and myspace and my mommy and daddy and 7th period and my friends and reading manga and watching anime and drawing manga

MY favorite mangas: Naruto, Marmalade Boy, Ultra Maniac, Cardcaptor Sakura, MeruPuri, Guru Guru Pon-chan,La Corda D'Oro, Skip Beat

My favorite animes: Naruto, Avatar the last airbender, Cardcaptor Sakura, Spiral, Case Closed

My favorite story on here is a Naruto fanfic called Mating Frenzy, NO, it is not a story full of pointless lemon, it is truly hilarious, and I love it, but I wouldn't recomend it to anyone in elementary school. It has... lets just say, inappropriate, ...ideas?? But anyway, I so far hav not found a story funnier than this one. There are alot of funnny ones out there though. Just check out my favorites that say humor on them...

Guys I think are hot (from naruto):

Sasuke (ohhh yeah i dont care if he is a snotty stuck-up emo guy who treats sakura like crap, he is HOT)

Kakashi (duh, but only with his mask on, when its off, eww)

Shikamaru (pineapple head!! I like pineapples remember?)

ITACHI (sigh, blush)

What I think about other people from Naruto:

Sakura (she is really brave, and school-smart, not smart smart, and she truly loves Sasuke for who he is, not like Ino, who doesn't even know him)

Ino(see above)

Naruto (hyper guy, he is cute =

Neji (is a retard forgive me but seriously, he has mental issues)

Ten-ten(don't like her, just dont. )

Chouji (fatso!! heehee)

Orochimaru (he is sick and messed up and not a human anymore)

Rock Lee (even if he is ugly i admire his hard working-ness, ok?)

Jiraiya (is perverted, but that makes him funny)

Tsunade (my role model! except for the huggeee thingys. no.)

Favorite pairings:

Naruto / Sakura

Neji/Ten

Saku / Sasu

Kaka/saku

Temari/shika

Jiraiya/Tsunade (relaxx..no, seriously, stop screaming in my ear, i was KIDDING)

...there's more but I can't think of them right now...

Favorite Quotes:

I'm a fuckin' bitchy bitch that cannot fuckin' get any bitchier or I will probably fuckin' expode.- friend XD

My brother an i get along most of the time, except when we argue. -friend

Don't come running to me if you break your leg! -??

It is not your abilities that decide who you are, but what you choose to do with them- JK Rowling

Your are enthousiastic about language arts!! You look forward to this class everyday!! You are always EXCITED to do your vocabulary cards everyday!! You LOVE MY CLASS!!- Mrs. Moody, my LA teacher who isnt even being sarcastic

This is so troublesome- ...who do you think??

What's Walmart? - Paris Hilton (Im NOT KIDDING)

Boys are stupid - half of the human population

I dislike alot of things...I don't really like anything...I don't want to say dream...i have an ambition...to ressurect my clan...and... definitly to kill a certain man...- SASUKE

Foolish brother, ..why are you so weak? ...Becuse you lack...WAFFLE CRISPS!! - Itachi in a comic I found on photobucket

That is wrong on so many levels. -friend

the peanuts say no- guy at my school (u had to be there)

You look pretty -fortune cookie

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.

-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.

-Paste a piece of paper that says "come come paradise" on the front of adult books.

-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.

-Start to call your teachers Sennin.

-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day

-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sasuke (thats me...how sad...XD

-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. (funny)

-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. (ditto)

-Put a picture of Gaara in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend. (BAHAHAHA)

-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

-Can spout out a random character quote on command.

-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.

-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather. - ?

Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. (PFFFT..)

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 2000.

.-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

Chuck Norris jokes: ( I didnt even know who Chuck Norris was until yesterday when this guy at my school was laughing at the Chuck Norris jokes)

In computer lab:

guy: bahahaha, guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris does.

guy: HAHAHA

me: wtf?

guy 2: dude, Chuck Norris is dead!

me: who is CN?? (chuck norris)

guy 2: you dont know who Chuck Norris is?

guy: he is like this 50's crime fighting actor dude.

me: googles Chuck norris on school computer (could hav gottten in so much trouble.. but who cares), finds the chuck norris joke site.

and then we all start saying Chuck Norris jokes out loud and laughing. =

Chuck Norris facts: (yes, facts, they are all TRUE ) (exceptionally funny is in bold)

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday." Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1...One roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

# Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

# If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

# If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

# Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

# Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

# MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

# Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

# What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”

# Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

# The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

# There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

# Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

# The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

# Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

# Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple

# On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

# Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

# It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

# Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

# It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

# Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

# That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

# Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

# Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

# Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

# As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

# Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

# Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

# It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

# Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

# Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

# Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

# When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. # Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. # "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard. # When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

# Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

# Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

# Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.

# Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

# When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever.

# Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

# Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris' glare will liquefy your kidneys.

# Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

# Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

# When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

Hope you enjoyed! XD (I do not own!! chucknorrisfacts.com owns.)

My opinion:

fanfiction: is okay... many stories seriously need work, (and i hear a chorus of you shouldn't be talking) many are really funny... but it certainly occupies my time, good for boring days...

Naruto: is awesome, of course, can't you tell i am a complete Naruto fan?

The english version of Naruto: SUCKS, ok? I'd MUCH rather read the subtitles on the japanese episodes.

fictionpress: is certainly not as good as fanfiction

Gay/Lesbian marriage: should not be allowed but we shouldn't hate and be nasty to gay /lesbian ppl also.

Stories that add a charcter that wasn't in the real story: hate them.

Stories that could have been any group of people, that completely distort the personalities and such : hate them

Cloning: go ahead, if you want to, but government should not fund, private cloning research and such, sure

My opinion for stories:

OOC: (out of character) for example: (from AVATAR)

Zuko being happy and chatty.

Aang having anger management problems.

Azula becomes a saint and does good things for people...

(from Naruto) OOC:

NAruto being smart and sensible.

Sasuke begging sakura to go out with him

Kakashi fucking Sakura.(COME ON! as if)

Naruto dies.

Gai NOT acting retarded.

Sasuke begging for anything.

Chouji going out with anyone.

...ok y'all get the drift, right? come on people, be realistic, even if its just a little teensy weensy bit.

NO ok? it just doesnt roll like that. if you change everyone's personality, you might as well be writing it on fictionpress.

Characters dying: forget it. I'm clicking the back button.

Interesting fact about me: I am currently takking lessons on the style of kung fu callled Hung gar, whch is what Earthbending is based on. yup.