It was the last hope. There weren't many of them left and Lee knew he was only chosen because his damaged chakra coils offered the best chance. So Lee accepted his new mission. One that was more important than anything else. He would change the past and make sure Konoha's destruction never came. There was only one problem though...

A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong.

Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC

How can one be blind and still be a shinobi? Rosse...wasn't really sure. Of course, she had plenty of ideas, being the genius that she was in her last life, so she'd make it work somehow. She'd make everything work somehow, especially since she remembered...this war was never supposed to be so vile. (OC insert) (OOC) (Plot Destruction)

During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries Nymphadora Tonks finds herself thrown back to the beginning of Fifth Year. With two Tonks walking around and her faith in Dumbledore eroded what's a Metamorphmagus to do? Protect Harry Potter at all costs, that's what! Tonks ends up crafting a new identity for herself and infiltrates Hogwarts to fix the future. Pairing: Harry/Tonks.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

Tom Riddle/Harry Potter Slash. What if Harry didn't want to fight Voldemort? What if he was fed up with the light side judging him constantly and wants to be his true self? The Slytherin side that he had squashed in a bid to fit in and be accepted? Realizing he never would...what of the prophecy? Could they overcome it? Will Voldemort even give him a chance?

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. 'Not dying' just got a lot more complicated than 'follow chemlab safety instructions.' A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.

A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.

[AU] The Hidden Leaf had a long and sordid history of producing some of the most dangerous rogue ninja to walk the Earth; Orochimaru, Itachi, Kabuto, Sasuke. It was only a matter of time until they produced another one. But no one, especially Naruto, expected their next rogue ninja to be Bolt Uzumaki. Disgraced after the exams, Bolt sets out to make his mark on the ninja world.

The Dixon's make their way to Atlanta with Harry only to be cut off and head up the mountain. What would have become of the group if they'd had a wizard within its ranks? Would they have found somewhere safe and been able to keep it or would they still lose? Who would survive? Who would die? Daryl/Harry Luna/Merle

Voldemort won. The last of the war criminals Hermione Granger is about to face public execution. Except - it doesn't work out that way. What would you do if you went back twenty years in time? With nothing to lose, Hermione creates a ruthless deception. She enters Slytherin as pureblood Hermione Black with one thing on her mind: Revenge. Unapologetic trope-abuse.

Because you have no idea how irritating hearing the thoughts of the people around you can get. Especially when they're concocting villainous plans and tend to mentally laugh manically. SI-OC. Yamanaka Kekkai Genkai Mutation!OC. Shikamaru/OC

Instead of fan girl stumbling into the arms of a certain Elven Prince in Middle Earth, this story is about the aforementioned prince falling onto Earth and meeting Shannon, a young modern woman who knows nothing about LOTR. Cultural shock is inevitable. What truly troubles the seasoned warrior is not how the landscapes change but to hold onto his heart without shattering. Slow burn

Sakura traveled back in time with the intent of changing everything, but something went wrong, and now she's a four-year-old civilian having nightmares about impossible monsters and losing friends she has yet to meet.

Left out of the happy ending won with the death of Team 7, Sakura's vengeance on Kaguya results in conditions she never expected. Sent back to the past in a different world, Sakura finds herself in the warring era with the power to finally do something momentous, but only at a cost. 'What are you willing to give up for godhood, mortal' Sakuraxfounders

Weak, bitter and reclusive, Jess Wright is nobody. But when she emerges from her isolation to work at Stark Industries, she is cold and ruthless, nothing like the Jess Wright of years past. The reason is simple: another wears her face and claims her life. Jessamine Potter, Mistress of Death, arrives at the dawn of a new world of superheroes and gods. Fem, Amoral, OP, MoD Harry.

Hermione was suspicious when she found an old journal amongst her things and Tom was intrigued the night someone else's handwriting appeared in his diary. Lord Riddle watches his past unfold while trying to make sure history repeats itself without destroying time or his future. He needs a drink. Tomione. Canon shifted up 20 years. No TT/Horcruxes/Prophecy. Slytherin!Hermione/Harry.

Thirty-Four year old Harry Potter travels back in time, adopting the name of Blake Slytherin - he interferes with his own trial and messes with Dumbledore's perfectly laid plans. What happens afterwards? will Blake have bitten off more than he can chew? Will it be left to Harry to do what needs to be done? SLASH HP/? BS/SS

SI/OC Her name is Kazeshini Uzumaki and she was born even before Madara Uchiha was around, she doesn't want to fight head on and so fights as an assassin, she's a dauntless sword user who carries a nodachi a few inches taller than her, and she's a girl who really just wants to bear hug the ever adorable Naruto and he isn't even around yet. Self-Insert (Rating has changed to M)

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

Changing the future wasn't easy. There would be a lot of lying. Deceit. Manipulation. Death. Especially if I wanted to change anything for the better. [Semi SI-OC]

Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

Unwanted. Overlooked. Ignored. She grew in her brothers' shadows unchecked—and when they finally noticed, she'd become wild and unstoppable as a weed. (SI OC fic; Moved to AO3)

Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto

With Konoha on the verge of destruction, Sakura is sent on a last-resort mission to save her world by travelling to the past. Join her in coping with her old body's shortcomings, testing the natural laws of time, falling in love all over again, and rediscovering who she is. Time-travel. SasuSaku. REAL publication date: Jan 2015

She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."

Dark magic, Death Eaters, politics - and in the middle of it all, Harry Potter. Tested against enemies old and new, he learns that power requires sacrifices; revenge, doubly so. Book One of Dark Triad Trilogy.

AU NM. Eight years after the Cullens' departure from Forks, Bella has moved on and settled down in the cloudy city of Buffalo. At the age of twenty-six, she finds herself more than content with the life she leads. But when someone from her forgotten past returns and brings her a warning, Bella finds herself standing at crossroads of choices and decisions once again. BellaxCarlisle

Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter

Harry is the girl who wanders in and out of time. Tom knows nothing about her, and despite the fact she has whisked him away from the orphanage to live with her, he's starting to think he never really will either. Regardless, he is determined to never let her go, not even in the face of time, space, or dark lords. timetravel

Sequel to MMIII. Fourth year. Hermione falls deeper into tumultuous social waters, explores new relationships and follows Dumbledore on a journey to understand the meaning of choices. The world is changing fast. A war is coming. Will the past repeat? AU. Dark/Grey!Hermione

Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

Hermione Granger is a little more ruthless, a little more bloodthirsty, and knows a lot less about the wizarding world and her place in it than she could ever guess. Halfblood!Hermione, Grey/dark!Hermione

In which Tom is the DADA professor at Hogwarts, secretly recruiting followers for his future army, and Harry is the worst Divination professor ever, accidentally messing up Tom's plans. Drabble series. Eventual TMRxHP.

SI/OC. POV 1st person. There are worse things to a person like me than waking up after certain death, even if it is to the life of a science-experiment. Especially when it doesn't last forever. This new world is rife with possibilities, open to me in a way my last one never was. And yes, I should probably stay FAR away from ninja...but where's the fun in that?

Sometimes I wonder if all of the pain was worth the brief moments of happiness; was the life I had chosen, a life that would make me strong so I could protect what was precious to me, truly worth all of the grief? I know if I had not chosen this life, I would never have met him - and he would always be worth it. Ren is on Team Eleven and this is his story (Yaoi, Slash, OMC)

A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.

Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.

Wednesday had often been told of her uncanny resemblance to her great aunt Calpurnia. Apparently that resemblance went a bit farther than just that. (OR) The one in which the Addams Family moves to Mystic falls and learn that Wednesday Addams is the doppelganger.

Charlie Swan is on outs with his friend Billy Black and his hot new neighbor invited him over to watch the game. Better than sitting at home alone, Charlie accepts.

The Uchiha. Clan full of egomaniacs and Stick-in-the-muds? Or a clan full of soulful artists and cat lovers? She would see to the latter. The ultimate Uchiha Massacre fix-it fic. Manipulative!OC!(first story)

He was a Career, trained to be a killer, as ruthless and destructive as the forest fire the Gamemakers sent against them. She was just a girl, who only wanted to be left alone with her books, and to swim in the sea. They are the Star-Crossed lovers of the 74th Hunger Games. Cato/OC

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash

Kill the Kazekage and leave Suna; That was his plan until he runs into a girl at the scene, looking curiously at the body of her father. Her exotic pink hair and gem like green eyes. She was perfect. Her inherited Magnet Release and the Ichibi Jinchuriki that tagged along was just a bonus. Little did he know that this extra package would be the best thing that ever happened to him.

Ben Tennyson has lost everything. Now, in a new universe, he must decide: will he return to the role of hero? BenXSupergirl Based off of sandman7734's story. Complete! Sequel is up! Important announcement at the end! (Discontinued) NOW ADOPTED BY CHIDORIPRIME. Disregard announcements, story will remain, but still adopted.

Evangeline Potter is used to damning the Potter Luck. This time though, she's beginning to see just why no Potter ever went to a Curse Breaker about the issue. Bucky Barnes is certainly not about to start complaining. Fem!Harry/Bucky. Don't own.

Sequel to MMI&II. Third year. The lions hate Hermione with a burning passion. An insane blood-supremacist breaks out of Azkaban and targets Hogwarts. Soul sucking demons terrorize her with visions of the past year. But she has a new cat, new friends, and she learns to live with the snakes. AU. Grey!Hermione

Harriet Potter has to flee from England better yet, she has to vanish from this World. An acquaintance has a solution for the problem but is she really ready for what this entails? Fem Harry Potter

When Loki's Staff spat out a girl with a lightning bolt scar, HYDRA were not expecting things to go downhill so fast. They certainly weren't expecting their new unknown to run off with the Winter Soldier. FemHarry

Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.

POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.

Hermione Granger always wanted to make something of herself. When she discovers that she is a witch, she decides to take the wizarding world by storm. She is sorted into a house despised by all... a house that despises her. The first years of Hogwarts are not easy. A Muggle-born Slytherin tries to make her way in the world and learns it is not so easy to storm a castle. AU. grey!Hr

Ino finds a head. The head won't shut up. Then she finds the rest of him. Hidan x Ino.

A love story. Not so pure nor simple. Bellatrix Black is a witch and not a very light one. Bruce Wayne is a muggle and he is anything but simple.

Bruce Wayne hosted a fundraiser for Gotham's White Knight, Harvey Dent. An eccentric family by the name of Addams stopped by to enjoy the fundraiser. The Joker decided to gatecrash, intent on having a little chat with Harvey. Between the Addams family, the Joker, and Batman, Gotham's philanthropists may never want to attend another Wayne event ever again.

It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.

The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.

Hermione, a renowned scientist and potions mistress, had been invited to the annual American Conference of Healer and Potioneer in Louisiana, before the world ended and the dead begun to walk. All alone and with no means of getting home, Hermione has to fight to survive, while trying to find a way to stop the walking dead. (Begins Pre-TWD)

Sirius Black, confined to the Order of the Phoenix headquarters, seeks the assistance of an old friend to tie up loose ends and fan an old flame. / Contains mature scenes of male on male intimacy. /

One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

Hariel Potter and Bucky Barnes have been travelling together for nearly a year now, and between dodging the remains of HYDRA, attempting to find lost memories and trying to figure out just what they are to each other, there's never a dull moment. Especially when they end up playing hero along the way. FemHarryxBucky, Sequel to Valiant (Some smut) DISCONTINUED

Dean's meeting with Death is nothing like he expected. Honestly, who the hell is this kid?

The Winter Solider wakes up to a new handler. Harry Potter's saving people thing once again gets her tangled up in trouble, trouble of the brain-washed assassin kind. FemHarry DISCONTINUED

Penguin's family comes to visit. Gotham so isn't prepared for this.

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.

Sasuke's travels through the Elemental Nations led him to the company of the most peculiar girl. Fem!Harry

For his safety, sixth year Harry Potter must live abroad while attending Hogwarts. There, lonely and out of place, he meets Alice Cullen, and inevitably, Edward Cullen as well. HPEC

Harry Snaps. After a very bad summer with the Dursleys, one of Snape's angering jibs about Harry being the spoiled golden boy sets Harry off. If Snape wants a sickeningly arrogant child to deal with that's what he's going to get. Slash mentions of Abuse

Cato is always up for a challenge, which is why he chooses a wild girl as his wife. He will do whatever it takes to tame her. Warning: Smut, violence, hints of rape...don't like don't read.

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

All she had to do was play her part in her new world and blend in, and now she had the red colors of blood stained onto her hands; though she couldn't seem to give a care. Konoha birthed a monster. Self-Insert OC / SI OC / Dark!OC, oneshot.

For two wizards thrown out of their own world and into another Earth populated by superheroes and gods, it looks to be a treacherous ride as they attempt to return home again. But when has the impossible ever stopped Hermione Granger and Harry Potter?

Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.

Carl hears grunts ad whimpering in the woods. His instinct is to run to get help from him his dad, but recognizes the grunts sound like his dad. In the trees, Shane is doing Rick, and it's clear it's not consensual. Taking action, Carl and Rick teach Shane a lesson. Carl I 14ish, set on Hershel's farm. No real incest. rape/non consensual sex. Don't like, Don't read. Complete

COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.

COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel

By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?

When a young Midgard shows Loki kindness, he repays her by making her his sex slave. WARNING: Not for the faint!

Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry

"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

Sasuke is a 15 year old kinky schoolboy slut. He gets all the hot Semes in his pants and craves for more. VariousSemesxSasuke. Main NaruxSasu. Some shotacon content. Smut. Hard yaoi. possible incest. YOU'RE WARNED! AU. OOC. Check Profile for Poll.

With nothing left to lose, Harry sends himself as far back into the past as his death will allow him. Tom Riddle is easy enough to take care of, but there are more threats than just the teenage Dark Lord. HP/AD slash. Time Travel

The Addams Family gets a new member.

When Damon flirts with the wrong vampire, he gets a lot more than he bargained for. But maybe it was just what he needed? Takes place after 3x09, Damon/OC slash.

After catching him in a compromising position, Asuma gains complete control over Kiba. But when the spankings become something more, can Kiba handle it? Yaoi

My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

Documenting the daily life of Naru-chan, every man of Konoha's ultimate wet dream. MaleHarem/Naruto, main pairing Sasunaru

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Charlotte died 60 years ago and left Peter. Edward left Bella in the forest nearly two hundred years ago. Peter has been alone and Bella has been through hell; how will they find common ground? What will happen when these two cross paths? MA only! Dark!

Harry/Tom slash so no homophobes. Multi-chaptered fic which will start from the end of CoS up to DH. Harry makes a deal with Tom's memory: his virginity in exchange for Ginny's life... story better than summary. Happy ending! please review!

This story contains slash, fem-slash, polyamorous groupings…ah hell. It is a damned sexual buffet. If you are not into that sort of thing or if you are under 18, then move along little ones. This story is NOT for you. Follow me on Facebook, Nickeyd26.

She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku

Hermione gets detention with a certain Professor. Of age, 7th year Hermione. BDSM. Shameless smut, but with dashes of romance and sweetness.

Complete. Harry/Wesley Crusher. Immortal:Harry. The Wizards made a mistake during their war. They obliterated their mortality and became something even more destructive. This is the story of the future humans' interactions with this new entity.

Shane gets off on watching Rick helpless and humiliated. Warning: Slash, Rape, Beastiality

Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.

Also known as The Mysterious Coupling of Cousin What and Viktor Krum. Definite Squick, with more than a hint of slash and maybe het. Not for those with sensitive constitutions or heart problems. Be warned.

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention. [AU]

Hermione goes back to save one man - and the world.

There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.

Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!

It was forbidden, taboo, but the fruit was so sweet that each and every one of them could not ignore the wolf inside them. SLASH, 3-SOME, VOY, INC, BOND, ORG, FETISH. Wolf Pack Play. Lemon Filled, Forbidden Fruits. Warnings. No Character is spared.

When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!

Ino tells Sakura she doesn't know how to flirt and have fun. Sakura sets out to prove her wrong, and Shikamaru ends up her unsuspecting victim.

Draco is in denial, Harry is reaching the end of his patience, and Snape is up to something. Or someone. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Utterly pointless, plotless and shameless. HPDM and others.

Amy is feeling weird latelly and Leah is tired of waiting. The pack's new addiction will have a lot of surprises after finding she is a big bad wolf. Raping, polysome and a little incest. Very OCC. You have been warned. NOT ONE SHOT ANYMORE.

Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?

A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?

Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.

AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -

CHAPTER SIX IS UP. DISCONTINUED.

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

If it had a summary, it'd be rated M too.