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Joined 03-13-10, id: 2287870, Profile Updated: 04-14-10

Hey, I'm Mary. Based on where I spend the vast majority of my time, my residential address should be a url.

I love to make friends. Even if I hate your fanfics, I will still want to be friends.

Unless you like Twilight. That is unforgivable. You are but wretched scum. That prime example of BAD LITERATURE ruined my ever being allowed to like vampires for fear of being mistaken for liking them simply because it was popular. Bullshit.

I am generally very amiable and kind.

I have accounts on gmail, deviantArt, and maybe something else, with the same name. I love messages, and respond within a day or two. Because I am addicted to the internet. u_u

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to women in the workplace, cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage, because the resistance is just getting ridiculous.

.:LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES:.

Say the words out loud!

1) That's not right ... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP ... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach? ... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ... No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ... Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia!

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The Violet Room by sarehptar reviews
While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 279,916 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 6/9/2007 - [Demyx, Zexion] Ienzo - Complete
Comfort : Patrick x Charlie by Jannasaur reviews
Charlie just wants to make Patrick feel better. Rated T for Male/Male, Kissing and Fluff
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/8/2012 - [Charlie, Patrick]
Accidental Infatuation by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Strange circumstances can lead to strange encounters, but can the accidents occuring lead to infatuation? AU, RiSora, Zemyx and Akuroku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,145 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Binary by Lforevermore reviews
It all starts with a motorcycle accident, a missing blond, and a stolen computer disc. Detective!fic, featuring Riku/Sora and Axel/Roxas among various other scattered pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,219 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Riku, Axel - Complete
The Chemicals Between Us by VioletWylde reviews
Its the 1st day of his Junior year and already Naruto is having issues with his chem partner. Naruto decides to forge ahead and attempt to befriend the raven-haired boy. Will he succeed or will he get more than he bargained for? M for language and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,346 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haunted by an Angel by LoquitorLatinae reviews
It was Sora's first real crush, and it had to be with a dead person. But that doesn't mean it can't be love. RikuSora, LeonCloud, AxelRoxas, others. AU. Author's note addition up.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,352 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Song of the Condemned by LoquitorLatinae reviews
Sequel to "Haunted by an Angel". Two years have passed when a new supernatural enemy arises, and now Roxas has to finally come to terms with his feelings for Axel and just try to survive! AxelRoxas, RikuSora, LeonCloud, DemyxZexion. Author's Note added!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,330 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Complete 180 by Uzumaki-sama reviews
Sora's childhood sweetheart suddenly moves back to the island, and 'she' isn't quite what he remembers...in more ways than one. During a crazy summer of odd friendships and high fashion, Sora struggles to find his identity in a conformist world. RikuSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 206,857 - Reviews: 2913 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Riku, Sora
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
SemeUke Quiz by piqueprincess reviews
The Ouran characters take the SemeUke quiz.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
SoraxRiku The Before Series by xxbloodyinsanityxx reviews
Xemnas erases Sora's memory of being in love with Riku when they reach a new life. Sora and Riku fall in love again but Riku's ex bf Axel hates Sora and Roxas loves Riku. Please visit my profile for my link to my DeviantArt profile for all my fanfictions.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,599 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Riku, Sora
High School Never Ends by AllThingsAnime123 reviews
This started out as a simple SasoDei oneshot but it kinda changed into a multi-chap whole group fanfic xD I don't own the characters or the song used as the title. Please be nice with comments and no flames, thank you! Rated M for Hidan's swearing xP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,819 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Sasodei lemon request by gar-a-ash reviews
This is a request from a friend, who wanted a sasodei lemon in a high school. Yaoi, lemon, and I really don't like summaries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Expletives by TehSpookyWaffle reviews
It was embarrassing. It was awkward. Worst of all, it was cliched. Naru/Sasu, Sasu/Naru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,001 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki: A Teen Highschool Drama by Kaitou-Dark-Sama reviews
Akatsuki: A Teen Highschool Drama, filled with plot twists and insane hilarity! Rated M for Coarse Language and some adult themes. Yaoi Warning: SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,144 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009
Five Acts and a Damn Good Kisser by abovethenightsky reviews
AU. In which Xigbar is a drama teacher, Kairi directs a play, and some poor, helpless souls get suckered into acting. A story of teenagers, unrequited love, and unfortunate casting. AkuRoku, other pairings to be revealed.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,553 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,477 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lucid Reveries by thefollyofmolly reviews
Discontinued. AU. "I've met the man of my dreams, literally." SoRiku, AkuRoku, & DemZexy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,149 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sora, Riku
Sexual Tension by IceCrome reviews
Everybody in high school is awkward. Deidara especially. AU. Saso/Dei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Three times when Sasuke didn’t kiss Naruto by kally77 reviews
Three times Sasuke messed up, and one time he and Naruto finally got it right. SasuNaruSasu, spoilers for manga, now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,196 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ugly Duckling Effect by Azneyez reviews
Riku was always a looker, Sora wasn't. But when they arrange to meet each other's boyfriends in their first reunion in years, Riku is faced with a gorgeous and utterly unavailable problem. RxC and SxL slash, eventual RxS and LxC.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,707 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Sora, Riku - Complete
The Unfamiliar by the.israel.project107 reviews
Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,672 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Waiting by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. They promised to meet in the next life but they have to find each other first. AkuRoku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,803 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sex Ed 101 by kokoro77 reviews
Roxas wishes summer vacation would never end. Who wants to end up in Sex Education in an all boys school? Especially when you're paired up with the new bad boy in town... -AkuRoku- -sequel posted-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,399 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Remember Me by Infinity Ryen reviews
AU Sequel to Lover's Diary. After searching for 2 years, Sasuke finally found him but what will he do when the question asked by Naruto was not what he desires to hear.. SasuNaru [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,195 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tease by paintthesilence reviews
Axel goes for a third attempt at Junior year, Roxas learns to kiss, Sora likes ladybugs and Riku is sexually frustrated. AU, rated M for language, yaoi, lemonlime in later chapters. [AkuRoku][RikuSora][Zemyx][LeonCloud]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 141,770 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Chrostmas by Punkie-Spunk reviews
[AU 3shot] Riku simply hated the Holidays. But things begin to change when a kid comes into Spencer's, just simply stalling for time. [You know, instead of Christmas?] [RikuSora] [AkuRoku On The Side]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,357 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete