Hey, I'm Mary. Based on where I spend the vast majority of my time, my residential address should be a url.

I love to make friends. Even if I hate your fanfics, I will still want to be friends.

Unless you like Twilight. That is unforgivable. You are but wretched scum. That prime example of BAD LITERATURE ruined my ever being allowed to like vampires for fear of being mistaken for liking them simply because it was popular. Bullshit.

I am generally very amiable and kind.

I have accounts on gmail, deviantArt, and maybe something else, with the same name. I love messages, and respond within a day or two. Because I am addicted to the internet. u_u

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to women in the workplace, cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage, because the resistance is just getting ridiculous.

.:LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES:.

Say the words out loud!

1) That's not right ... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP ... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach? ... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ... No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ... Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

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