How would I describe myself? Well, that's an interesting question, really. The thing is: I don't know. I could tell you that my favorite artists are ABBA and Bambee. I could tell you that I really love clumsy awkward guys. I could tell you that sometimes I want the whole world to recognize me for something, anything. I could tell you that I really hate the color taupe.

But I won't. Why?

Because you won't care. You don't know me and never will. And I'm fine with that, honestly. I like at least some part of myself to remain in secrecy. (I almost didn't write this profile because of my paranoia.)

I know this was pointless. It's supposed to be. Profiles are for telling the world about you, but that's just something I'm not going to do.