HELLOOOO, WORLD.

My name is NIDSa and I'm a former Shadamy freak.

This account is to chronicle my horrible writing of the past and to provide an example to all young writers of how NOT to write. In other words, while any critique is still appreciated if well-written in order to help anyone who currently writes like this, I'm... well, I'm hardly a good writer but I'm not this horrible anymore. As much as I appreciate critique... I'm better than this ;;

Note that this is far from a complete collection of my stories. No, I had multiple other horrid one-shots that I sadly cannot bring to the light of day because they've been lost to the demon that is Disk De-fragmentation and my own lapses of judgment. Notable stories include a Shadamy story in which Amy was able to conceal an unexplained 9-month pregnant stomach under a corset without harming the child, and another in which Shadow and Amy have two children and each member of the family has some form of issue they need to resolve - Shadow is suicidal, Amy is anorexic, Isaac (their son) is the victim of abuse and Maria (their daughter) is a self-conscious bully.

And I wrote this all when I was under 11. I watched way too much Y&R for my own good back then, I did.

Some random facts about me:

- I've lived in four cities so far, two of them being capital cities. (Beyond that, I'll likely be moving to the states in the near future.)

- I own a very long cat.

- I have a Meowth plush doll the size of my TV in my room.

- My PJs consist of hugely baggy pants and ridiculously long shirts.

- My computer rarely crashes, but when it does, it's always a massive problem that involves me re-installing my entire system. Thanks, Mac.

- I am currently writing this on the toilet. Technology is the best!

In any case! I'd love to hear stories about your awful, old writing and encourage you to showcase it for the world to see as I have. Embrace your badly-written past, and look forward to a well-written future.

...Man, I'm really tired and I doubt any of that made any sense to anyone. What are you still doing here, anyway, reading my boring old profile? Look down! My awful writing awaits you!

SUBMITTED STORIES:

Tails.txt
Description: Tails, outcast by his former friends and fellow Freedom Fighters, uncovers the secrets behind the organization he was once a part of and finds himself caught up in a twisted world while trying to discover the way to freedom... and revenge.
Status: Unfinished, Permanent Hiatus
Chapters Uploaded: 8/15
Notes: My first true "long" fanfic, written in 2006. Contains out-of-character nonsense, pointless angst, and too many Mary Sues piling onto Tails.

Destroying Space-Time
Description: Ten years after the events of Sonic Heroes, Sonic, Knuckles and Tails become aware of a rift in Space-Time that, if left unattended, will destroy the world and all existence. The heroes meanwhile face familial problems... oh, and Dr. Eggman.
Status: Unfinished, Permanent Hiatus
Chapters Uploaded: 3/3
Notes: I like the idea that Amy had her first three children at 13, 14 and 16. I do like some of the lines in this fic, but they're few and far between.

TO-BE-SUBMITTED STORIES:

To Fight Another Day
Description: Sequel to Tails.txt, taking place after the events of unwritten parts of the story. Narrated by Tails and Angela's children, the story illustrates the power struggle between crossbreed females in society and King Sonic's continued corrupt reign.
Stauts: Unfinished, Permanent hiatus
Chapters: Five
Notes: Written in a dual-narrated style, every odd chapter being written by Alex (the son) and even chapters being written by Nami (the daughter).

My Face Is On Fire
Description: A nonsensical interview with Sonic, Knuckles and Tails hosted by two fancharacters, Mina and Angela.
Status: Completed
Chapters: 1
Notes: Formerly script format, changed minimally to adhere to FanFiction.Net's policies.

Space People
Description: After crashing their ship, Sonic, Amy, Bokkun, Tails, Shadow and Cream find themselves stranded on a foreign planet, searching for fuel... and some form of sanity.
Status: Completed
Chapters: 1
Notes: Formerly script format, changed minimally to adhere to FanFiction.Net's policies.

Falling
Description: Sequel to Space People. After crash-landing on yet another planet, Bokkun seizes the opportunity to kidnap Amy and have her robotized by Eggman after Shadow lets his relationship status out of the bag and everyone ditches the script.
Status: Completed
Chapters: 1
Notes: Formerly script format, changed minimally to adhere to FanFiction.Net's policies.

Hamster Dance Fever
Description: Distant sequel to Falling, Sonic embraces the Hamster Dance song and Tails is a horrible cook.
Status: Completed
Chapters: 1
Notes: Formerly script format, changed minimally to adhere to FanFiction.Net's policies. Various lines of dialogue are edited to avoid copyright infringement.

AAAAAAAHHH!
Description: Sequel to Hamster Dance Fever. The continuity of the previous two stories is un-broken as the half of the cast not featured in Falling find themselves fighting off the Evil Muffin Minions and deep obsession.
Status: Completed, Permanent Cliffhanger
Chapters: 1
Notes: Formerly script format, changed minimally to adhere to FanFiction.Net's policies.

Craving Again
Description: An assorted cast of Sonic characters discuss Tikal's "naturalness", admit themselves to a mental health institution, and break Space-Time.
Status: Completed
Chapters: 1
Notes: Formerly script format, changed minimally to adhere to FanFiction.Net's policies.

I Gotta Fanfic
Description: The cast of Sonic finds themselves at school, when Cosmo (from Fairly Odd Parents, not Sonic X) calls upon the a portion of the class to solve an outbreak crime in ederalfay risonpay.
Status: Completed
Chapters: 1
Notes: Formerly script format, changed minimally to adhere to FanFiction.Net's policies. Original ending and assortment of Cosmo's dialogue changed to avoid copyright infringement. Crossover-fic with Fairly Odd Parents. ...To a degree, not that it's really important to the story whatsoever.

Press 0
Description: Everyone makes fun of Sonic, whose n00biness, combined with that of Knuckles, causes the universe to implode on itself in a sea of idiocy.
Status: Completed
Chapters: 2
Notes: Formerly script format, changed minimally to adhere to FanFiction.Net's policies.

Others may be added in the future. Stay tuned! :0