An AU in which I explore the difference that might have occurred if Steven had been Born to Pearl and Greg rather than with Rose Quartz. Everything from his meeting with Connie to his relationships with the Crystal Gems is just a little bit different. Please check it out and Comment.

What would you do if your favourite video game character came to life? Would you freak out? Scream in terror? Or would you... fall in love?

In a fanbase made of cringy fanfiction stories and drawings, only one man can save the day. And that man is danbob521. This is a parody compilation of cringy one-shot stories that has made the Steven Universe fanbase what it is.

Before John and his friends, and even before the trolls of Alternia, there were the trolls of Beforus. They wanted to win Sgrub, but they never came close to doing so. This is a story of how it all went wrong.

Willy Wonka reintroduces Charlie to the idea of using Wonkavite

What happens if Joy never got out of the memory dump. Idea from gaara king of the sand. cover photo from abnormalrabbit. Enjoy :)

What does one do when the tiny voice inside of your brain is literal, and refuses to function properly? Pearl is about to find out...the hard way...

Steven knew the Gems were hiding their feelings about him. When he did find out... he wished he hadn't. WARNING: This story contains some dark themes.

Divorces can change people's lives; it can cause bad decisions and mental problems. And now, you're about to see a true story of Holly Lofton and her emotions going through the worst moment of their lives. But with serious anxiety, along with school and disgusting boys, she has to try her hardest to not give up.

Just some Xefjoey stuff.

An ordinary Undertale player finds himself taking the place of Frisk. What will he do next? (This fic is probably dead, ""slightly inspired"" by "Another human" by Amisia, OC's personality is ""kind of inspired"" by mine, semi-evil Chara I guess, rated T just in case, this is my third fic [but first one in years] so don't be TOO harsh [actually this is pretty bad, hate on it, idc])

my name is stacia and it is my first day on sburb. i will meet every character and soon everything will not be what it seems

The gem are actually really illegal and Steven is (with the help of Connie) trying to document exactly how illegal they are

A series of oneshots featuring Steven and a different crystal gem. Will involve kissing and cuddling, but no lemons.

Bob is a person. She lives in a bunch of wooden planks painted red and white with a green triangle. But what do Bob and the green triangle do? Hinted Lapidot. Also, crack.

After "Steven's Birthday", Connie spies something interesting in Steven's closet.

When a tragedy happens, an extraordinary secret changes everything at HQ. What will it take for the emotions to care for the secret? With a little girl, drama, and a crazy emotion, it will be harder than they think.

When Rose and Pearl have trouble fusing for the first time, Pearl goes to Garnet for advice. Will Garnet's teachings resonate with Pearl? How will Pearl cope with her own insecurities? Is she ready to give herself fully to another gem, and confess the feelings she has tried to hide away for centuries?

Based on the theory that Rose Quartz is Pink Diamond. (I'm horrible at summaries! Rated T to be safe)

A long time ago, Yellow Diamond & Rose Quartz set out to save their Homeworld only to find out they had wildly different ideas about what that would entail ... A writing exercise composed only of dialogue. Significant conversations between Yellow Diamond and Rose Quartz over the course of their lives.

Inside her gem, she re-shapes herself. It will not be Pink Diamond who regenerates.

Before Greg and Steven, and before Garnet, Amethyst or Pearl, Rose had a different life. What were the first few years of that life like? Who looked after her? And what would a fairy tale told by a Gem sound like?

Steven had always been a happy and optimistic child but when the only thing he had to a mentor, a sister, and a mother all disappear from his life, how will Steven handle being the last Gem to protect the Earth? Maybe with Connie, Lion and Greg helping, he just might find a way.

While fighting a gem, Garnet becomes undone and the worst thing possible happens...

The once enthusiastic, now not so happy, Jade Harley, experiences the ups and downs of being a teenager, but the ups are rare and the downs are becoming deeper and deeper each day. Who could possibly save her from this rut? Possibly the most unexpected of people will step up and help her get back onto her feet again, so they can make their journey through together.

He was dead. Dead and still he lingers. Alone with nobody to hear him, John Egbert faces the pain of being a ghost. But in time, he'll find that he's able to be heard.

After everything that happened in [S] GAME OVER, some characters seriously need a break. And maybe mild therapy? Callie and Jade do their best to help.

Terezi drinks a new Faygo she has never tasted before, only to find she is alergic to it, and her body is filling up somehow with the sugary substance. Karkat appears, and helps her the only way he thinks he can- by sucking the juice out of her. (Not technically finished, may be edited later.)

Post-game John tries to prank Rose again, and finds surprising a Seer of Light to be more difficult than he would like.

John teaches Vriska how to play piano.

It'snot very often that you say No to your mom, because we all know shit goes down when you do. Well, except for me. i had to learn that the hard way

An examination of the life and times of Alpha Rose Lalonde.

Welcome to Night Vale, short Cecilos stories from Cecil's perspective. (I am adding new stories regularly and they seem to be getting longer.)

A slightly alternate universe story in which Terence returns from his travels, (Terence? Who the heck is Terence? ...oh right, he's the boy dressed as the pirate in the Halloween flash-back) Willy Wonka retrieves an undiscovered Golden Ticket, and Charlie Bucket meets a Chocolatier. The delight is in the details— let the angst begin!

AU. A Homestuck character loses their memory, and their friends try to help them to remember. This story contains JohnxVriska and some DavexJade. I'm sorry if the characters seem ooc, this is my first fanfiction.

Instead of Violet getting turned into a blueberry, it was her mother...and Violet isn't happy about it. Now she's more determined than ever to outlast the other kids and turn the tables on a certain eccentric chocolatier. (COMPLETE!)

Toris was always bullied from day one. Can this new student, Feliks, cure a broken spirit? Warning: homophobia, suicidal themes, bullying, and Highschool AU.

In which Charlie Bucket contemplates a Chocolate Factory, while Mr. Willy Wonka contemplates its future and a contest. Based on the book and 2005 movie. Prequel to 'The Interview'. Please enjoy!

Read Squirrelking's Half Life: Full Life Consequences like never before.

Doug Rattman is being held in a mental center. He has to show his intelligence to get released. Really short One-shot.

ZimXGaz. Gaz hates humans, just can't stand them anymore. Zim is missing from skool, making Dib more annoying than usual. What will happen? Set in future in high skool .

With Internet access, GLaDOS and Caroline learn about the Portal games. Unfortunately, they also learn just how some phrases can be taken the wrong way. Inspired by an interview. Discussion and implications of pairings, especially CaraDOS. No pairings.

After the events of Portal 2, Chell tries to figure out what to do next. Mild Chell/GLaDOS.

Old age is the one thing GLaDOS can't cure, but there is one thing she can do about it, no matter how much Chell protests. And then once everything's gone wrong, Black Mesa enters the picture to make it go a little worse.

A story in which random things happen involving everyone at the Enrichment Center. Also everyone is human for some reason.

In which Wheatley comes back via convenient back up files, turns GLaDOS - and in the process himself - human, puts a corrupt-in-a-bad-way AI in charge of the facility, and generally messes things up. So much for apologizing. Wheatley/GLaDOS on hiatus

What if you did get your cake at the end of the game? It would open up a whole new can of worms. AU and ocs.

The Bucket family has always called Mr. Wonka by his last name. Charlie decides to change this by giving Mr. Wonka some zany new nicknames.