name: Deidara

gender: Male (And you better fucking remember it! Yeah.)

favorite color: non-existent (I don't have a favorite color because colors don't look good by themselves, yeah. Isn't that obveous?)

favorite holiday: the 4th of July ((American holiday) I don't remember what it was about, but explosions are in abundance, yeah!)

arch rival: Itachi (That pretty boy bastard won't beat ME at my own art! Yeah!)

For now I don't have any of my own fanfics. I'm just gonna read what you internet people write about me, yeah. Sometimes it's quite interesting, yeah (grins sexily). My favorites are the ones where random crazy fan girls put me in smut with all the cute younger girls in Konoha, yeah! (Okay, I know I'm a playboy... and a little bit of a pedo. But I don't like girls who are a LOT younger than I am, yeah)

So write lot's of juicy sex about me! That isn't yaoi! Yeah! O_~