Dramione after a horrific breakup.

When Hermione sets out to meet her tiresome cousins for their annual reunion dinner she knows it will be a chore. But she didn't expect to find herself at the restaurant with Blaise, who for some unknowable reason of his own was flirting with her cousins, an ugly dress, no contacts, a missing Draco, and a mouse who was, she assumed, quietly getting drunk in her purse. COMPLETE

A collection of ficlets and drabbles that feature a variety of pairings and themes. Many of them resulted from tumblr prompts, and almost all take place in the canon universe. Enjoy!

An account of Draco Malfoy's love life through the years - right from the very beginning, till the very end. 'I'm not going to write a bloody diary like some silly girl. This is a journal. To record events. Well, specifically girl-related events.' (Characters listed are NOT in dating order)

A trip to the bookstore, and some wise words from a 5-year-old, what could go wrong for Draco? Finally continued! Part 2 of 5 now up!

Blaise has had enough of Draco and Hermione's constant shagging. Poor Blaise trope ftw!

Joan needs an escort to a party, and Sherlock offers. I know the premise has been used before, but I tried my best not to step on anyone's toes!

Hermione and Draco have a run in five years after getting divorced. Pools, Champagne and Miscommunication. Written for Dramione Duet 2012

Hermione's love life, basically. My first fic. Hermione X many, eventual dramione. M for lemons, het. No dialogue.

My poor wife just joined the family less than a month ago. I'll be lucky if I'm not being served divorce papers by the end of the week. And you realize Rita Skeeter is going to have a news-gasm when she finds out right?

Hermione was doing her rounds as a Prefect, but she wasn't expecting such an eventful night. Dramione Oneshot. Rated M for language.

A series of vignettes following the course of Hermione and Draco's relationship.

oneshot: you are gryffindor and golden but you are also burning and broken and soon you will be ashes from anger and agony because you miss him and you hate him and you are tired of being a silly little girl who wrote in a diary and almost brought down the world.

Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.

Two very different people and one ridiculous law. Learning to accept what is, embrace what you have, and maybe, just maybe, falling in love in the process. Two-shot, post-war AU, HG/SB, past WolfStar, rated M for language and adult content. Written for Worthfull1.

When the marriage law fic trope came beating at my brain, what could I do but give in to its brutal demands. Marriage law: now with curry, candy and artificial insemination. As Hermione said, it could have been worse. COMPLETE

After the war the Ministry decided that all children and most wives of Death Eaters needed to be placed in 'protective custody' with 'trustworthy citizens' but no one wanted Draco Malfoy. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE

Hermione goes through a run of disastrous relationships, while Draco patiently bides his time. There is a fine line between patience and leaving it too late, however...

Draco and Hermione have been talking about nothing important, carving out trivial space during their 6th year of school in order to escape from the looming war, when, one night, they break the unspoken rule to keep it light. ONE SHOT. Dramoine.

Hermione didn't believe in soul mates, which is why she didn't expect anything to come from the Weasley twin's newest product; Aroma of Love. Yet despite her doubts, the product may prove to be more affective then she thought.

Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Drunken conversation ensues. Dramoine. ONE SHOT.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

Scorpius has trouble sleeping and for once, Draco steps in with the requisite bedtime fairy tale.

Flatmates, but not lovers. Draco Malfoy wants to change that fact, but he's a man with too many vices & not enough bravery to jump the puddles of his miserable life to get the girl he wants - Hermione Granger. Will an outing with Hermione one rainy afternoon change everything for them, though? Dramione. Romance-Drama. 2013 DramioneLove Spring-Summer Fest #2 entry. COMPLETE!

Classes can be a drag. See what goes on in bored students' vacant heads.

Blackout. It started with a touch, and whirled out of control until she never wanted it to end, and then it was over and the lights came back on. Sherlock and Joan and being in the dark. Final Chapter 12: Seeing in the dark. The end. And thank you for over 63,000 views! -Sef

"Comparatively, he was a wolf and she was a sparrow." A story without an ending, but a story nonetheless. A story about Firewhiskey, tea, and murder. Dramione one-shot. Warfic.

Hermione and Draco hate each other... but when they get a view of their very romantic future together, they're stunned into silence. Oneshot.

Joan comes home in a foul mood. Sherlock's social ineptitude reaches new heights. But somehow the night turns out...not entirely unpleasant...

Sherlock is upset, and Joan isn't around to sooth his mind. In fact, she's the very reason he's all out of sorts. Read what happens when our favorite sexy mastermind deduces why that is.

Five kisses during their fifth year. T for language. Two-shot.

Seven years later, and she's there. Right there. Seven years of questions and scribbling her name onto parchment, and she's close enough to touch, close enough to grab her hand, like he should have the first time. Warfic. 6 years post-Hogwarts. One-shot.

Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.

'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.

With the war still casting a shadow over the Wizarding World, Draco tries to understand why Christmas is so important to Hermione. Even if it takes him years to learn. Christmas one-shot. Dramione.

"Can you at least try to look like you're enjoying yourself? This won't work if you look nauseated." One shot. Rating mostly just for language.

It's a perfect day for ice skating. Unless you're crap at it AND you'd rather be snogging.

When an unexpected candidate turns up to be interviewed by Hermione, she finds herself reacting in an even more unexpected way. Shortish. Older readers, please. DM/HG.

Luna was not a stupid girl. She saw things that no one else saw. And while everyone else insulted or ignored them, she knew. She knew all along: it was love. Dramione.

Because the truth was, he was afraid. Because sometimes, she looked so fucking gorgeous that he would forget who she was, and who he was, and all the reasons he couldn't have her. Dramione, minor BlaiseHermione.

Hermione Granger is getting married and her cousins have never met her fiancé. A day before the wedding, Tamara Granger tells Hermione that she is dating Draco Malfoy and that he is a lot more charming than Hermione's "ugly" fiancé. ONESHOT

Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.

One Shot. Destiny knocks, but this time, Harry Potter isn't home.

He really should be paying attention to her, but he's distracted. Because, you see, while she's yelling at him, she just so happens to be doing it in her knickers and bra. - How Draco and Hermione celebrate Christmas Eve through the years.

Someone has been tampering with Draco and Hermione's presents and no stone is left unturned to see who did it and why. Here's to hoping they get it solved before they annoy each other to death. Written for Dramione Advent 2010. Happy holidays!

A killer is on the loose, preying on Muggle-born witches marrying pure-blood wizards. This calls for an elaborate - or rather simple, really - scheme!

A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.

Lonely, Hermione learns to adjust the claim on her heart. HGDM Written for the dmhgficexchange at livejournal.

Completely dialogue conversations between Percy and members of Annabeth's family. "I like it when she tells me about her architecture. It reminds me of, like, a sexy librarian or something." ". . . I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."

This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!

She ran away from the wrong and he showed her the right. DMHG. Written for the 2009 hp secret santa exchange at lj.

Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.

Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.

Hermione breaks it off with Draco. Not that he's bothered. He doesn't need her. He doesn't care if she finds someone else. Wising up is a painful process. Written for Dramione Advent 2009. Merry Christmas!

Change is never easy, but to keep your happiness, sometimes you have to decide to take the hard road. DMHG with a side of PPHP. Written for the dmhgficexchange on livejournal.

In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.

There are a few things Annabeth Chase likes about having an mostly invulnerable boyfriend. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Percy/Annabeth.

And she fell for him like her heart was a mob informant and he was the East River. - - DMHG, AU.

“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.

Her love is the finest of insanity. Idiosyncratic and wistful. --- HGDM

HGDM: Fluff and smut. Draco needs a friend and a place to stay. Hermione needs more than that.

“What’s the matter Granger?” Malfoy asked… “Miss me?” “Always,” she replied, smiling sardonically.

Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!

An unlikely friendship begins when Draco and Hermione bump into each other late one night. Set during HBP; not canon-compliant.

Being in love was a slice of pie, but admitting it was an entirely different recipe. DMHG.

Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.

PostHogwarts. Could maybe follow canon, forgetting the epilogue, I suppose. OOC and HIGHLY improbable. Just a feelgood funny romance I wrote to relieve some of the angst I had gotten from writing Silencio. I don't care if you read or review :P

Sirius Black goes into the Hogwarts Masquerade Ball thinking that it will be excessively boring. But something... or someone... may change his mind. SBOC

While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.

DMHG A few visits to the healer was all Draco needed to remedy his strange constitution.

She travels from bar to bar to hear other people's stories. They ease the pain, somehow.

It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione

An uncommon love story about the bonds of unlikely friends. Through the hardship of a quest for hope, they learn about love in ways they had never thought. Post HBP. Draco, Hermione, Harry, Ginny, Ron and Pansy.

One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Lavender and Parvati are baffled by a strange scene that plays out between Draco and Hermione at dinner time.

Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...

Draco, Hermione, and a kissing booth. Need I say more?

To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.

Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.