Marn and Jennhide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Movie X-overs, and Merlin. Hi, this is Marnie and Jennifer. We're cousins, from Texas originally, but now living in Indiana and Dubai (respectively). It's mostly me (Marnie) maintaining the profile now, because we're kinda far apart. We wrote 2 Harry Potter fics, which are pretty much discontinued until further notice. I read Primeval, Torchwood, and Doctor Who fics as well, so be sure to let me know about any good ones you find. NOTE: We review every story we read. It's a great way to give feedback and make suggestions, and it's just nice to let the authors know someone cares. We'd be glad to read anything you want to send us, and make comments or suggestions. |
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Off The Wall by Seanchaidh reviews
Sequel to Mirror, Mirror. It's not essential to have read Mirror, Mirror or Stormy Weather before reading this one, but some things, especially later on, will make much more sense if you've read them in chronological order.
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,514 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Seanchaidh reviews
It's three months after where series two left off. Things have quietened down and some of the team have been able to get on with their own lives, but now they are being called back together to solve a puzzle unlike any other.
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,190 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Simon Says Die! by evilsockofghana reviews
Wheel of Fortune versus American Idol! Who Will Win this Kung Fu Showdown! Also a Twelve Foot Long Katana!
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Curious George goes to Paris by Ty Ty Tydrich reviews
Curious George and the Man in the Yellow Hat decide to take a vacation in France, not knowing the trouble that brews in Paris.
Curious George - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Il Corpo, li Commuta by once and future appleheart reviews
When Merlin reads out a sentence from a piece of parchment Gaius is studying, he has no idea that it is actually a spell - a spell which, to Morgana, Arthur, Gwen and Merlin's horror, causes them all to switch bodies! NOW COMPLETED!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,188 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Who Can Touch a Unicorn? by writteninhaste reviews
An extension to the final scene in episode 11. Now a multi-parter by popular demand. Rated T because this looks like it will quickly devolve into slash and smut - you have been warned.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
The Dragon's OTP by Otempora42 reviews
One morning, Merlin finds a story about him and Arthur. Who wrote it? And why do ladies enjoy writing about two men so much anyway? Gen, bad pr0n and language, slight crack!fic.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Figaro by rhododendron reviews
Modern-day AU. Arthur's an opera singer. Um. "Arthur smiles at him, like Merlin’s opinion matters at all when the whole nation’s calling your name in loud, obnoxious Italian."
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
If That's What You're Into by danse reviews
Preslash. Arthur and Merlin fall down a hole and have to spend a night not killing each other. The chances of success are questionable.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Mind of its own by Zico reviews
Set during 'The Moment of Truth'. When put on the spot, Merlin's magic has a mind of its own. CRACK WARNING
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Kissing it Better by LNicol1990 reviews
All it takes is one cut and everything changes. One-shot. Merlin/Arthur. *Trigger warning: Self harm* Not suitable for younger readers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
When Training for Battle by prelusion reviews
The salty, sweaty taste of Arthur's skin brings reality rushing back.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Walk in the Sunshine by alyseci5 reviews
Her only excuse is that she might have seen a few too many secret agent movies when she was a kid. Abby/Connor
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Abby M., Connor T. - Complete
Miss Doctor and Mr Rose by reddwarfaddict reviews
An unfortunate accident leaves the Doctor's mind in Rose's body and Rose's in his. Can they switch back before anyone finds out and, more importantly, keep their dignity in tact? [Minor Whump: Ten, Rose]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Highly Offensive Crossover Parody by Ashily reviews
A highly offensive crossover parody between MR and HP, including impossible parodies, Mary Sues, and probably some nonsense mpreg too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006
Minimum Walk: The Failed Parody by tanyart reviews
Max meets her counterpart, a flamingoavian hybrid named Mini. Jeb is livid, the Flock is baffled, unicorns don't exist... and quite predictably, things go horribly wrong. So what else is new?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,513 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
Ten Commandments for FanFiction Writers by streco reviews
And these were the commandments the Lord lay down for the author, ten in number. And the number of the commandments was ten, and they numbered ten. There were ten commandments. :]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
A Quizzical Endeavour by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After You Know Who's return, shortly before the permanent removal of Professor Umbridge, the Ministry attempt to promote House Unity. They do so in the only way they know how: With paperwork. Which should go brilliantly, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,168 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Snape Stole My Toast by The Obsidian Angel reviews
Snape loves toast. Preferably Draco's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Draco M., Severus S.
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Fred and George's Dirty Mind by Prissy and Bregan reviews
ONE SHOT How do Fred and George take it after spying on Hermione and Sirius during their cooking lesson?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Potted Plants for Every Occasion by Crookshanks22 reviews
Neville is the suitor with a potted plant for every occasion. Pure fluff, not much plot. This story uses my old Neville pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Neville L., Susan B. - Complete
The Night before the Rest of Her Life by Crookshanks22 reviews
The summer after HBP, Hermione contemplates life after Hogwarts and wonders why Ron still hasn't kissed her. Written postHBP, now AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Weasley Road Trip by Thalia Poet reviews
The Weasleys go on a road trip to save Charlie's Muggle Studies grade...(if he can survive that long). Attempted humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,871 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Ron W., George W.
The Death of Severus Snape by Mireille reviews
Hermione has killed Severus Snape. But it was an accident. And after what Snape put his Potions class through, he deserved it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Complete
Two Evil Overlords Walk Into A Bar... by NytBloomer reviews
What would happen if Voldie and Sauron went to see each others' movies...and hit the Villains' Bar for drinks? And finally it's done! Now EVERYBODY...R/R! (: PG-13 for some swearing and sexual inuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2002
Quidditch Anyone? by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/17/2001
Quills and Ink Bottles by Alphie reviews
The sequel to Plugs and Outlets. This time it is Mrs. Weasley's turn to talk to Ginny!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/3/2001
Dragon Hunter by NytBloomer reviews
Heehee...I know, ANOTHER parody? Like I write anything else. But this isn't a songfic...its a parody of the Crocodile Hunter show, this time starring Charlie Weasley...my FAVORITE Weasley, and Hagrid on mage-o-cam! No romance at all...unless you count
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2001
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/19/2001
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Poolboy Arthur AU reviews
Merlin is a wizard... a wizard of investing! And Arthur is his poolboy. Beware of cheap banana-hammocks and songs by Daddy Yankee
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Call Sheets, Second Bananas, and the Rest of It
Two sisters get summer jobs on the set of what is DEFINITELY NOT the sixth Harry Potter movie.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,713 - Published: 9/27/2007
The Chronicles of Marnia and Jennifer reviews
Which, despite the title, has absolutely nothing to do with Narnia and everything to do with Hogwarts. The almost diaries of two cousins who arrive at wizarding school just in time for the Triwizard Tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,794 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - OC