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![]() Author has written 18 stories for Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Pokémon, Once Upon a Time, Naruto, Pitch Perfect, and Elder Scroll series. Main Games: Mass Effect, Portal (more the second one), Dragon Age, Skyrim / ESO, KotOR, DARK SOULS... Likes: Video games, writing (Obviously), hiking, listening to music, being sarcastic, thinking, Netflix... Dislikes (AKA Hates): Stupidity, arrogance/ ignorance, closed-mindedness, tragic endings, shallowness, soap operas... Age: Guess My favorite fandoms and pairings are: Mass Effect: Femshep/Miranda, Sarah Ryder/Suvi Pitch Perfect: Beca/Kommissar, Beca/Chloe Once Upon A Time: Regina/Emma (Duh) Star Wars (Usually Knights of the Old Republic): FemRevan/Bastila, FemExile/Visas Avatar the Last Airbender: Azula/Ty lee Legend of Korra: Korra/Asami (duh) Resident Evil (Movies): Alice/Rayne, Alice/Claire Naruto: so many Rizzoli and Isles: Jane/Maura (this is a given though isn't it...) There are others, but I can't think of them right now. Random Thoughts How come the sky is worshiped when the stars are beyond? My little brother is weird. He likes genocide. It's kind of funny how naturally sarcastic people see the sarcasm as a part of them, a way of life even, and other people find humor and entertainment from it. I still don't get how people think sarcasm is funny... My English teacher is insane. She doesn't give us any real work and all she does do is talk about parrots or how she was in the riots in Africa fifty years ago. She's American and white. I like physics but I hate math. Compute that, fellow nerds! They say the average human has a harder time concentrating on things while listening to music; only about seven percent can. Idiots. Vampires don't fucking sparkle. Period. I used to travel and mentally thrive on seeing the world's workings... But then I took an arrow to the knee. They say Karma's a bitch, but who are they to judge? It's Insomnia that's the real bitch here. Whoever invented bacon was a genius. I would hug them if I ever went back in time and met them. I don't get the point of earwax. Or snot. I know what they are, I just forgot why we would need them. Whoever said reading books helps you sleep was an easy sleeper. Or an idiot who didn't understand the depth of what books he could read. I really like brownies. No matter what happens I can't bring myself to hate the Evil Queen. In my mind she isn't really evil- just plagued by her mother, her heartbreak, her loneliness and the fact NO ONE was ever there for her. Well if you count Daniel (which I don't because he irritates me) then that's one... but he was murdered in front of her. So, yeah... I love Regina to death and you can't make me stop! Really though, who came up with the recipe to cake? Or other foods that involve really precise measuring of many unrelated foods? I don't really measure all of the ingredients of food I make. I don't have to- my mom grew up in the south so we have magical cooking skills. So ha. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffeine. People think you're insane. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (And when you really do because you write too much.) You sometimes start talking in third person, present or past tense. Your friends stopped looking at you funny a long time ago. You want to punch anyone who fails at the most basic of grammar. (Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) | |||||||
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