CHI&EMI

This is Chi here. This account is dedicated to the wonderful world of Naruto, written by myself and the wonderful Emi. The account, not the world of Naruto, that belongs to Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. And occasionally other animes, mangas, books, movies, tv shows, science papers, ect. Our main focus for as long as we can keep our short attention spans on it is going to be the Akatsuki of Naruto. Warning, this may involve some out of characterness and more than likely ideas and perspectives others will most likely disagree with. We say this to you with the fondest of regards; GET OVER IT. Or, as dear Emi would say, DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ.

So, now that that's out of the way, some basic information.

I'm Chii, the one with the most common sense, the main writer, and the one with a horrible habit for typos. I also am the one who types most things because I dislike letting Emi touch the keyboard, even her keyboard. My favorite colors are silver, red, and yellow, my favorite animals are lions. In my spare time, I play the bassoon, read books, write stories, read stories, look up random amvs on youtube, knit, and collaborate with my co-conspirator, Emi. I dislike loud obnoxious whisperings and the state of Arkansas, no offense to Arkansansians. You can also get over it. Once again, with fondest regards, don't like, don't read.

And

This is Emi, the funny one (she's kidding, I'm still writing this, my comments are parenthetical). I'm the one who can spell (-.-) and the main beta reader/editor. I make suggestions that get tied into work because I'm just too lazy to type much. My favorite colors are blue, green, brown, purple, annnnnnnnd white. My favorite animals are penguins, squirrels, and cats. I play alto saxophone, and I'm pretty good at it. I like watching T.V, cuddling my cat Oxy, reading, listening to music, avoiding abuse from Chi (glare) kidding, kidding. I don't like the name Clarice (a third time, GET OVER IT, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ) plaid, people singing Bon Jovi songs loudly and off-key (she almost strangled me once...) the movie Holes (...I like it...) fluffy white dogs who put their teeth where they shouldn't, and fruit (veggies SUCK) Shut up. (Nope) And I suck at grammar. (SHE ADMITS IT!) As Chi often reminds me. (:3)

Together we make up AkatsukiBranch. Enjoy our stories? Let us know. Hate them? We don't care. Spammers will be thoroughly ignored and talked about behind their internetical backs. And remember, don't flame us, we'll flame you. Back, that is. (Now Emi has parenthetical references- You don't wanna find out what a colorful vocabulary Chi possesses.) And I won't even have to swear.

Well, that's a little about us, we'll update as frequently as my poor hands can type. Possibly. Probably. So please, enjoy and review. And from the bottom of my nonexistent heart, and Emi's real one, thanks for clicking on us!