Apollo is forced to read a scarily de-aged Aphrodite a fairytale princess story complete with mean horse-y older brothers, terrible monsters, and a mushy-sappy ending that only happens in wonderfully overrated Disney movies. The problem with all of this? Percy and Nico have the great jobs of being the prince and the princess. Nico/Percy slash.

Sollux is a weapon type, Eridan the meister, how will these two cope with the messed up world of Soul Eater? Here is a Homestuck and Souleater crossover. EridanxSollux I know I usually do smut, so fair warning there might be some in later chapters. MIGH

Kid has to find a way to bond with Soul if he ever wants to be head shinigami. Will he do whatever it takes? Contains steamy yaoi KidxSoul pairing. RxR rated M for later chapters

Hijack Smut Week day 5: Threesome. Hijaccup, which means One Jack, Two Cups. Yes, I went there. This one is overall confusing, being that two of the characters involved are the same person, so I won't blame you if you decide it's too confusing to understand, really, but I kinda needed to do this at some point so yeah.

Why has Karkat been acting so strange lately? He sure as hell doesn't know, but Gamzee's not gonna stop until he finds out. How far will he go? And will he accept the reason when he finds out? I sure as hell don't know..well, I guess I kinda do since I'm the writer, but that's besides the point! Find out all the answers in "terminally Geneticist"! Enjoy :)

An AU setting where Sebastian goes into heat for the first time and is found by Claude. Two warnings: one, this is rated Mature; two, there is Gender-Bender, MPREG, and OOCness.

An alternate ending to the August 30th update. Vantacest Kankri and Karkat smut. Oneshot. This is my first stab at Homestuck fanfic and oneshot smut, so please don't beat me up too bad. But, please review and tell me your opinion.

Kid decides to Google himself. What starts out as something to kill time soon ends up with Kid in his lover's arms. Soul-Seme/Kid-Uke Soul-Uke/Kid-Seme Kid switches rolls. Black*StarxPatty

Several weeks into their three year voyage, John notices that Davesprite has been missing for a few days. He goes to LOHAC and finds his orange feathery friend in need of comfort and a little bit more.