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Joined 06-27-15, id: 6886289, Profile Updated: 02-09-17
Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Charlie Bone, and Harry Potter.

I used to be pjofanloveroctachelforevsxoxo or something like that. now i'm ivywrites, so please come and enjoy your stay!

(Disclaimer, I'm trolling. The PJO fics I have are purely for my own entertainment. Also if you want actual serious stuff, I update about once every leap year on my wattpad account under the name RowanTailor)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About 2 months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran t his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise an David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. Hi mother checked is e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia

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Immortal Families Are Eternally Messy by TagTheScullion reviews
Bunch of unrelated one-shots of Hades' family bonding (demigods, sibling bromance, immortal wife, petty disputes, discovering the 21st century, what could go wrong, right?)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Hades, Nico A., Hazel L.
His Last Wish by Primrue reviews
After the war has ended, Hermione finds a box of Fred Weasley's memories. What are they and why did he leave them for her to find after he died? And most importantly; will it change anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,636 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 11/14/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] Harry P., Ginny W.
Money isn't everything by ANNABETHALWAYS reviews
Percy Jackson has lived on the streets since he was eight, one of the most important lessons he's learned is Money isn't everything. Annabeth Chase has always been daddy's little girl, she has always been taught money is the only thing that matters. When their worlds collide one fateful night, many people's lives will be changed forever.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,812 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Courage by Myra109 reviews
Leo Valdez is not the joker he pretends to be; in fact, he's just the opposite. Depressed, anorexic, self destructive, and when his friends find out, things go from bad to worst. Can Leo accept that he has a problem and needs help? Or will he keep going until he crashes? Eating disorder, other warnings inside, rating may change
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,943 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Leo V. - Complete
Becoming a Father by lunarchroniclesandcockatiels reviews
Oneshots of Annabeth's life, through her father's eyes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,056 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Annabeth C., Frederick C.
I Really Hope Opposites Attract by Iamahugenerd reviews
Reyna/Rachel Why does Reyna feel that weird feeling around Rachel? There is NO way she has a crush on the philosophical redhead.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Complete
Boy Problems by TechnicolorWords reviews
Reyna has a problem and his name is Dylan. When she finally works it out, there's Nico and Thalia. Reynico Brotp. Solangelo in later chapters. AU. Heroes of Olympus. Original male character. Reylia. Reyna x Thalia, Reyna x OMC, Reyna x boy. Light dusting of fluff and angst in an over all cheesy (mildly crappy) story. It's just supposed to be funny and not serious, so please enjoy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Nico A., Thalia G., Will S., Reyna R.
Moments by Princess Andromeda II reviews
A series of random moments in the Percy Jackson series: some are found in the books, some I wrote myself. There WILL be moments from "The Hidden Oracle", so watch out for MINOR spoilers! This is a series of blurbs, so each chapter will be no more than 200 words. Please give it a try, as each chapter will be short and easy to read. Give me an idea for a chapter and I will write it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 26,158 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 4/9/2016
Dear Teddy by xxCallMeAmyxx
A collection of letters from Victoire to Teddy during her seventh year. In collaboration with ShalWright.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,304 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Teddy L., Victoire W.
siblings by tomatohunter reviews
a series of oneshots on the siblings in pjo/hoo. yay.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 7/8/2016
That One Time by abovely girl reviews
That one time the Mage walked into Simon and Baz's room without knocking and found them in a very compromising position for enemies and the heirs of two opposing sides. (No, not in that way get your mind out of the gutter). Takes place in early in their eighth year.
Carry On - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Simon Snow, Baz Pitch, Penelope B., The Mage
Tratie by lunarchroniclesandcockatiels reviews
Basically a bunch of Tratie oneshots. I take prompts!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016
Wandering, aimlessly by SeaOwl73 reviews
What word would you use to describe Nico Di Angelo? Would it be creepy? Emo? Moody? Dark? How about Lost?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2016
Can I Move On? by JailyForever reviews
Angelina has a question for Fred
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Angelina J., Fred W. - Complete
Happy Birthday! by HPandPJnerd19568 reviews
Jason had thought everyone had forgotten his birthday, whilst forgetting that Percy was a little shithead with a heart too big for his own good. Jercy, Jason/Percy, fluffffffff, birthday oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/1/2016 - [Percy J., Jason G.] - Complete
Strong Willed by shadowsnowleopard reviews
Nico finds himself in another fight against his tormentors, but Will steps in when unforgivable names are thrown at his boyfriend. Solangelo. WillxNico. AU. Rated T for slight violence.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2016 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Of Cats and Quadruplets by lunarchroniclesandcockatiels reviews
Clarisse is about to get the biggest surprise of her life. Title may be changed to "Moving On."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2016
Conversation With Coffee by genies reviews
Harry has a conversation with his coffee (read: is sleep deprived).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Happy Father's Day by SeaSpree reviews
It's 2010, the year after the Second Giant War, and Poseidon never expected to receive a huge package from Percy. For Father's Day. A short one-shot of all the gifts Percy had gotten his dad for Father's Day and never had the guts to send them... until now.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/19/2016 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Tell Them by isaacswolfsbane reviews
Almost a year after starting his relationship with Scorpius, Albus still hasn't told his parents that he's gay, so Scorpius decides it's time to convince him to come out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2016 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] Ginny W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
heaven is a place on earth with you by cabinseventy reviews
A bunch of Valgrace drabbles, stuck together to make an even bigger group of valgrace drabbles
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 13,060 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 1/16/2016 - [Leo V., Jason G.]
Earthe by MessageRat reviews
This is a crossover of the Septimus Heap and Percy Jackson books, of which I do not own, or claim to own, any ideas or characters.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Beetle B., Septimus H.
The Trials of Scorpius Malfoy by stillroisin reviews
Scorpius has spent his whole trying to keep his head down. Seventh year brings the revival of an ancient tradition, putting his father's rules to the test. Will Scorpius succeed in staying out of the spotlight, or will the Malfoy name go up in flames?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P., Rose W., Draco M.
Nobody There by SilverStreaksofStardust reviews
A nightmare in which Frank can't escape. He's scared—why can't anyone hear him? Who will help him? Why, it's a certain fire-bender!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2016 - [Leo V., Frank Z.] - Complete
Gone by InsertPhenomenalNameHere reviews
"You might lose your immortality. Is that okay?" Leo asked. "Yes," Calypso answered immediately, climbing aboard Festus and leaving Ogygia forever. Little did she know that would be her end.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Calypso, Leo V. - Complete
Demigod Haikus by musicformiles reviews
A collection of haiku about the children of the gods. I own nothing but the words. (ON INDEFINITE HIATUS. Updates may be sporadic.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016
Jealous Much? by and if I dream reviews
Mark Blofis, Paul's son, is very, very mortal. Umbridge-worthy on the hating 'half-breeds' scale. But he's also very, very jealous of Percy Jackson. Vindictive, one might say. How much damage can one mortal stepbrother of Percy Jackson possibly cause? Welcome to the world of demigods, Mark Blofis- try not to blow anything up.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,091 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 3/28/2015
Santa and the Elf by Calefe reviews
It's Christmas Eve at Camp Half-Blood after the Giant War, and the Seven (or at least those who are left in it) are celebrating by having a campfire-lit discussion about Santa. But little do they know that Santa (or an elf...) might really be on their way to camp. After all, if the Greek and Roman gods are real, why can't Santa be real as well? Rated T for no reason. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Complete
Light and Dark by theforgetfulalchemist reviews
Blitzen and Hearthstone share a quite moment after the events of Magnus Chase and The Gods of Asgard: The Sword of Summer. BlitzenXHearthstone. Magnus Chase spoilers!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2015
Firewhisky is dangerous by laurennjenks reviews
Albus is forced to attend a party by Scorpius. What happens if he drinks a bit too much Firewhisky? Rated for underage drinking? Scorpius/Albus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2015 - [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] - Complete
Netherside by Sky Rat reviews
The last time he checked, Nico di Angelo was a demigod on the run, not some geek working in a comic book shop in downtown Manhattan, and he definitely wasn't best friends with Jason Grace. The last time Jason Grace checked, Nico di Angelo was in love with Percy Jackson, not with him. Since when were they even close friends? Something's wrong. But will they want to fix this?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 131,359 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - [Nico A., Jason G.] Hades, Percy J. - Complete
Fries before Guys by ghostystarr reviews
In which Nico has an unhealthy obsession with a McDonald's. Not for the food, but rather a particular worker. AU Solangelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.]
Diamond in the Rough by TheFifthCharmedOne reviews
"So let me get this straight. You stole a magic jewel from an Egyptian pyramid, didn't read anything about it, and now we're stuck in 1977?" Hermione asked. "Sounds about right." Fred nodded. "And here I thought I'd have a normal life after the war." She sighed. "Just great." T for safety. Might go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,539 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 3/16/2013 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
The New Us by A Sirius Crush On Moony reviews
Scorpius and Albus go on a trip to hunt down a Manticore, and it could get deadly. Scorpius/Albus slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2015 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
3am Valdangelo Drabble by QuoththeRaven12321 reviews
Leo massacres the English language through text at 3am.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2014
Nico the hella gay barista by Nyxteria reviews
Nico is a barista, he is also gay. Leo is Leo, he is also gay. That is all.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Nico A., Leo V.
How to propose by tearsofhappiness reviews
Leo doesn't know how to propose, luckily Nico solves his problem. Leo/Nico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Nico A., Leo V. - Complete
Ups and Downs by advictorem reviews
Three things Reyna loves and doesn't love about her girlfriend. Thalia/Reyna. Theyna. Also slight Percabeth and Jasper. Femslash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Reyna R., Thalia G.] Annabeth C., Piper M. - Complete
May I Have This Dance? by WrittenSins reviews
There are two things Albus Potter hates about summer: the lack of quidditch and the Ministry parties. This fanfic is about the latter. While escaping the unwanted affections of Edward Smith, Al finds help in an unexpected source: Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The First Time by WrittenSins reviews
A short Scorpius/Albus fanfic. Nine firsts that Scorpius and Albus share together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Faces in the dark by anonymouspianist reviews
One-shot- CharliexOlivia.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Charlie B., Olivia V. - Complete
Christmas Kisses by A Sirius Crush On Moony reviews
Albus takes Scorpius to London over the Christmas holidays and they share a special moment that they won't ever forget. Scorpius/Albus slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2012 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
In Little Stars by SisterGrimmErin reviews
Everyone else was under the impression that Lily had fallen in love with James gradually, but the truth is this: she married him because he wanted to give her everything. She loved him because he had tried so hard to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
You Never Came Back by Yun Min reviews
When Gabriel is in Cambridge for the day, the last thing he expects is the flash of raven hair and ice cold eyes to step across his past. She had never come back. Now he finds out why.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Gabriel S. - Complete
Bonding Time with Ethan and Kronos by Purple Embers reviews
Kronos always was a little unhinged, Ethan just never realised how much. OOC, parody.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Ethan N., Kronos - Complete
A Charming Man by Ayla Pascal reviews
Gilderoy tries to charm Minerva during his job interview.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Gilderoy L., Minerva M. - Complete
Nico, The Sue Slayer by Dextra reviews
Nico is fed up with all these Mary Sues wanting to date him. Will he stand up for himself this time, and finally figure out how to destroy this dreaded beast? You never know what Mary is going to do next. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Snape's Super Secret by Red The Animator reviews
Snape has a secret. Harry and Ron want to find out what it is, but will they be able to handle the truth? And more importantly, will they be able to convince Hermione that it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Truth About Scorpius by DebMoor reviews
Nobody really believes Draco when he tries to explain that Scorpius Malfoy literally has no mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
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Hugs and Happy Meals
AU (but they're still demigods and most of the plot is still canon) Leo/Nico Jason and Piper cook up a scheme to get them to fall in love with each other, but Leo may or may not have beat them to the falling in love part.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 632 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2017
Some Ships should never Sail reviews
A collection of drabbles and one shots depicting some PJO/HOO ships that should not exist. Requests gladly taken.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 2/24/2016
The Epitome of Stupidity (formerly pjo at goode high skool) reviews
chelsea (my oc) mets the pjo/hoo charactrs!1!1! drama, luv, end mor!1!1! unexpected betrayels, war, end more!1! plus theyre at hig skool! enjoy!111! my first fanfic, so no hate plez (And I'll put a big disclaimer here too. I AM TROLLING, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY it is intended for humor purposes only.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,155 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 11/30/2015
Two in One reviews
When Percy's sister starts doing strange things, his investigations lead to discoveries of people they would have never imagined. Meanwhile, on the other side of the ocean, the research of Paton Yewbeam and his nephews Billy Raven and Charlie Bone question if Lyell Bone's father really died.
Crossover - Charlie Bone & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2016
Of Therapy and the Loss of Windows reviews
Nico decides that he is a very good therapist, and Leo is a very good candidate to receive it. May be continued, maybe not. Valdangelo and characters are kinda ooc.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Complete
Tales of a constipated goose reviews
marya atlanta radeant yasmine seraphina uniqe emerelda pleighmont finally like gets to shine!1!1! while chelsigh is embarrasing herself with persy end anniberth, marysue is facing the lame doubt of lik chiron (Disclaimer here: I do not mean any of the offensive things marysue will say in this story. It also will make more sense if you read my other story.)
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 12/28/2015