1) Willing to lie about how we met.

2) I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

3) Coffee, Chocolate, and Men- some things are just better rich.

4) I'm like poop. The older I get the easier i am to pick up!

5) Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until they speak?

6) Shopping for Guys- And They Said There Was No Such Store!

7) Is this thing like eBay?

8) I bathe every day!

9) You must be over 5'10" to read this porfile.

10) Feel free to interact with me. All my shots are current!

1) We make a perfect couple: I've got the brains and you've got the body.

2) Boyfriends make good pets. Every girls should have one.

3) Cute?... Yes!! Sexy?... Yes!! Smart?... Yes!! Rich?... Well 3 of 4 is a good start!

4) Willing toi share the remote!

5) Girls are like phones. They like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.

6) Ready for the three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

7) Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

8) Ok, I'm here. Now what's your other two wishes?

9) How many more frogs do I have to kiss to find my prince?

10) Where's "Clever Opening Lines for Dummies" When You Need It?

Why?
x Why the fuck are you wearing leggings under the
shortest shorts you have in your goddamn closet ?
I DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW COVERED UP YOU ARE ,
you still look like a whore.

i 've stopped swearing;;

slams finger in her locker
AHH! SHIT THIS HURTS LIKE A BITCH!

ok so don't tell anyone this but under theese clothes im naked (;

I hate it when people ask a question and then when

you answer they say " I already knew that." Its like "Well

if you knew then why did you waste my fuckin time?"