I am Samantha, and her are my favorite shows

AD:JL

Hannah Montana

Kyle XY

American Idol

America's Next Top Model

One Life to Live(the teen parts only)

I support,

HM:

Jiley

Loliver

AD:JL:

Jake & Rose

Spud and Trixie (little bit)

Kyle XY:

Kyle & Amanda

Josh & Andy

Lori & Declan

That 70s Show:

Hyde & Jackie

Fez & Jackie

Hyde & Donna

Eric & Donna

OLTL:

Cole/Starr

Langston/Markko

TWILIGHT:

Edward/Bella

Alice/Jasper

Rosaline/Emmett

Real Live Couples:

Zac Efron & Niki Blondskee

Cody Linley & Brie Larson

I DO NOT ship-

Kyle XY

Kyle/Lori ( he's technically her brother now.)

Kyle/Jessi (I know they have a connection but i just could care less and Jessi is like totally crepty, and weird and phsyico)

Hilary/Declan

Hilary/Josh

AD:JL

Jake/Trixie(She's kind of a biotch)

Hannah Montana

Moliver(if they get togther i will puke on the tv)

Lake(NO CHEMISTRY)

Laskson(yeah like the even would know eachother if Lilly and Miley were not friends)

OLTL

Cole/Langston(i know they have a lot in common but Starr makes him so happy)

Starr/Markko(he already said I love you to Langston)

Twilight

Bella/Jacob(HELL NO!)

Bella/Mike

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter,moonifrui, Isabellamariecullen3214, NerdyAndProud, StarEfron88

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I have done this a lot lol).

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It"s when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Edward hears vocies...and they don't like you

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

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If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If u r in the I LOVE JACOB BLACK CLUB (And i mean the actor not the charactor.) copy and paste this into ur profile

if u wish u were in the cullen family copy and paste this into ur profile

If you're an obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are for team edward copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

ACIBD: Addicted To All Cullens Including Bella Disorder

AV: Addicted to Vampires

WIWAVS: Wish Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

LES: Love Edward Syndrome

WIWAVS: Wish I Was A Vampire Syndrome

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten a paper-cut on your lips from kissing Twilight, copy and paste this onto your pro

After I read New Moon, I tried to book a plane down to Forks, so I could kick Jacob's werewolf ass!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you find the idea of getting out of bed early about as appealing as scratching out your own eyeballs, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and past this to your profile.

If inappropriate things make you laugh, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)!

You collected those Beanie Babies

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

If you’re a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If you say a random words for no particular reason when people are least expecting it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy-and-pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you believe in second chances, post this in your profile and add your name: Californiagirl1426, Lindsay Lupin, Noel Weasley, Thecrazyfanficcer, ghilliekitten, wildimagination, StarEfron88

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

if you think blue jeans are a perfectly normal thing to wear, and don't understand those who don't like to wear them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

I absolutely love those "copy this into your profile" thingies. Here are some of my favorites!!

If you like Subway copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the sky, the T.V., the computer, or any other inanimate device, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you love someone, don't put their name in a heart, because hearts can be broken, keep it in a circle so it carries on forever

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

Smile! It confuses people.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidently put your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played Solitare with real cards in years

3. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is b/c they don't have a myspace or screen name

4. You'ld rather look all over the house for the remote instead of using the buttons on the T.V

6. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8. As you read this list and are thinking about sending it to all your friends

9. You were to busy to notice the number 5

10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you fell for this and you know you did

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you are planning on mobbing Stephenie Meyer's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn NOW, copy this onto your profile and get your pitchforks

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this onto your profile

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

if you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

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YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hot-wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night(sometimes)

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer-leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.(only maybe half)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. ( I ALWAYS smile)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Who didn't?)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 19

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Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be grante

STEREOTYPES

I wear black so I must be a Goth.

I'm young so I must be naive.

I have good grades, so I must be a Nerd.

I love animals so I must become the crazy old cat lady.

I get depressed so I must be Emo.

I'm blonde so I must be an idiot.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.

I have straight A's, so I must be easy.

I'm a virgin, so I must be prude

I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat.

I'm single, so I must be ugly.

I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals.

I love shopping, so I must be rich.

I hate stereotypes and but i still posted this and so should you.

Fav Fictonal Characters: Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Jacob Black,Alice Cullen, Romeo, Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen,Rosalie Hale,Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen.

-He who laughs last thinks slowest

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

-Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older sister Stephanie. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Stephanie.

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

-I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE!

Emmett's the strongest,

Edward's the fastest,

But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

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In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

-On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).-On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
-On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
-On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
-On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
-On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
-On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
-On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
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Things to do in a supermarket when your bored

1. Get boxes of condoms and put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

4. Put some M&M's on lay-away.

5. Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

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If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”

“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But, officer, I just wanted to say”

“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell, “I’m the groom.”

copy and paste this into your profile if you laughed until you peed...you know you did! or just repost it because you liked it

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A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

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