The Hero of Ferelden reluctantly attends the Champion of Kirkwall's banquet on King's business. Warden Aedan Cousland is tasked with recruiting Champion Marian Hawke to be part of Ferelden's budding spy network. Things don't go exactly as planned.

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)