Hello everyone, I'm Joakim, better known as Zarcade and, more recently, also as Zelda (strange story) and Joke (I'm apparently a bit of a comedian).

[Updated 2011-11-03]

Heh, been a long time.

Now I'm 20, almost going on 21, and for the first time since I joined this site waaaay back then, in the summer of 2006, I have posted a story. I also noticed how cluttered my profile was and decided to do some... winter cleaning?

I guess I have matured a bit since the last update, kind of inevitable when the world is as it is, but it has been for the better. Oh, and I managed to find a good site for those who would wish to RP Naruto. Yes, yes, extremely nerdy, I know, but I like it. So, those of you who are interested might pop by and see if it's something for you:

narutouzumaki-rpg.com

On my story, The tale of a Little Runner, I have no idea when it is going to end, how it is going to end, when I will next update, how often I will update, and what will happen to Masaka. I'm kind of letting the story write itself. Yes, I've heard that it's a bad idea to do that. The only thing I can promise is that it will end. Eventually.

[Updated 2010-08-10]

I'm a 17, almost 18 year old male that have been into fanfiction since I discovered it some 12-18 months ago (currently about 3.3 years as of 10/8 2010). Wait a min... I'm 18 now, Hurray (as of 10/1 2009) Wow, time sure does fly, turning 20 in five months (as of 10/8 2010)

That's basically all I'll tell you right now, the rest of my personality may be revolting for the weak of mind (a standing joke between my friends is that a psychologist would have a fieldtrip with my brain), and explained/explored by rants, notes, 'copy-into-your-profile' stuff, etc. That is if you can bother reading between the lines.

I should probably share that my thought processess are a bit unusual (therefore people claim that I'm hard to understand), so if you can't really see where I'm going with something, notify me and don't worry, I get that a lot.