![]() Name : You can call me Blue ;) Birthday : May 16th Age: Not telling but I'm over 18 and under 29 Zodic : Tartaus Favorite Color(s) : Blue, Red, Green and black Gender : Girl Favorite things to do : Read, write, draw, Paint, listen to music, sing Favorite food : Spaghetti with home made tomato sauce Favorite drink : Chocolate milk shake (yum yum ) :) Favorite singer : Sabrina Carpenter Eye color : Green Hair color: red Favorite song : seamless by Sabrina carpenter Favorite book series : HARRY POTTER Favorite Disney Movie: Mulan (Girl power!) Favorite movie(s) : Rise of the guardians, Anastasia, Harry potter, Mulan and The princess bride Favorite flower : Blue roses Favorite animal(S) : Dogs, cats, horses and wolves About me : I talk to myself out loud a lot, I LOVE CHOCOLATE, I don't really like sports that much but I do like basket ball and running I have a tendency to leave stories for months before I update*awkward cough* so that's why I try to write chapters in advance, I'm a terrible speller. I don't eat meat because I'm a vegetarian I love to draw I hate math! (its evil!) I'm very clumsy and I have glasses don't worry ;). whenever I'm in class I tend to daydream. I'm far sighted. random fact about me : I have five older brothers and one older sister. Sometimes I have a very short temper but over all I have a lot of patience, let me tell you when I am really mad you'll know but that rarely ever happens ;) I can be quite sarcastic and tell stupid jokes at times Things I like to repost :) Silence is golden, but duck-tape is silver. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz What you call dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from He who laughs last didn't get it The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ? I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. "Only two things are infinite, human stupidity, and the universe... And I'm not even sure about the latter."-Albert Einstein "Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse." "There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life." "I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize." "Nope, no matter how bad things seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit yer bitching." "I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing, it's the same color as last place... It's purple." "We're both of the same breed, after all...Motives for war are not of concern. Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love, or just because...no matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start war."-Pein "We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge we deem to be 'Justice.' But when we call our vengeance 'Justice,' it only breeds more revenge...forging the first link in the chains of hatred."-Pein Try Not to Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech if you would please repost this The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism |