nothing to know really the less I write here the more fan fiction I write. :P

by the way I am back in school & have writers block so I may not update that fast but I will try (ducks from flying tomatoes)

I will be posting more stories (yes stories plural) if I actualy get around to typing them.

nothing important will be after this line- you have been warned

How You Know You are an American

1. you type your e-mail password into the microwave.

2. you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. the reason you don't keep in touch with your friends is because they don't have a myspace or e-mail account.

4. you'd rather look all over the house for the t.v. remote than to just get up and push the button.

6. even your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7. as you read this list, you just smile and nod.

8. you are thinking about sending this to your friends.

9. you where too busy to notice that there is no #5.

10. you just looked up to see if there really was no number 5.

11. now you are laughing at your own stupidity.

12. put this on your profile if you fell for it. and i know you did!

Oh man I fell for this bad, I fell down three flights of stairs and out a window!! If you fell for this copy and paste this onto your bio.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and past it in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you can't spell to save the Queen of England go ahead and throw this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile to take up space.

If you believe toasters have a rather mean personality slap this into your profile.

If you have ever been been hit by a parked car put this in your profile.

If every time you type something out you thank god for spell check toss this in your profile.

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, Tarna

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Pick the ones that match you and post it to your profile if you think it's wrong. (Mine will be in bold)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.

Opening Credits:

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger- Daft Punk

Birth:

Breaking the Habit- Linkin Park

First day at school:

Sweet Sacrifice- Evanescence

Falling in Love:

The Worst Pies in London- Sweeny Todd(lol)

Fight Song:

When All Light Dies- Trivium

Breaking Up:

I'm So Sick- Flyleaf

Prom:

With Arms Wide Open- Creed(aww slow dance :D)

Life:

Say This Sooner- The Almost

Mental Breakdown:

Bleed It Out- Linkin Park

Driving:

Two Ton Paper Weight- Psycostick (lol)

Flashback:

Miracle(GinoGina Exclusive)- Cascada

Wedding:

Shoes- Kelly(well I guess I need them for the wedding lol)

Birth Of Child:

Famous Last Words- My Chemical Romance

INTERMISSION

Final Battle:

Ment to Live- Switchfoot

Death Scene:

Untill the Day I Die- Story of the Year

Funeral:

Helena- My Chemical Romance

End Credits:

In the End- Linkin Park

Trust me, This REALLY WORKS!(if not you get a good laugh) PASS IT ON!!

This is another test thing I found where you put your iPod/mp3 player/music player on shuffle and answer the questions by the song it plays next.

1. How does the world see me?

Savin' Me- Nickleback

um... do they want me to save them or do they want to save me?

2. Will I have a happy life?

Everlong- Foo Fighters

so it well be good but then I'll wonder if it well ever be that good again

3. What do people really think of me?

Bury Me in Black-My Chemical Romance

so they want to see what my insides look like o.0

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

I'm With You- Avril Lavinge

so yes but that persons going to stand me up before some stranger comes to get me. o.0

5. How can I make others happy?

Satisfaction- Benny Benassi

so i can give them satisfaction... by being a hooker o.0

6. How can I make myself happy?

Maneater- Nelly Furtado

by being a tease

7. What should I do with my life?

Redlight District- P.a.t.T.

I should be a Hooker then(lol)

8. Will I ever have children?

One is the Lonliest Number- THree Dog Night

i guess not

9. What is some good advice for me?

Tears Don't Fall- Bullet for my Valentine

not to make anyone cry

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Behind Closed Doors- Rise Against(good song, but makes no sense in relation to me)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Mad World- Gary Jules

I hope not because every time I watch Donnie Darko something weird/bad happens to me

12. What song will play at my funeral?

the Good Left Undone- Rise Against

(I guess I want people to live on after words even if they do miss me)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Un Derniere Danse- Kyo

so I want a French guy that wants a last dance after I dump him o.0

14. What is my day going to be like?

Feeling Good- Muse

I guess my day is going to be good

15. Why am I here?

Soul Society- Kamelot

I guess that is the question

16. What will people remember me for?

High School Never Ends- Bowling for Soup

that I'm not popular (but who cares anyway)

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

D-technolife- Uverworld

I guess thats true, that song just embeds itself in my mind

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Papercut-Linkin Park

maybe there are but maybe I'm just paranoid

19. What will this year be all about?

the Black Halo- Kamelot

death, manipulations, lies, betrayal, not very happy TT_TT

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Whispers in the Dark-Skillet

"I'LL TURN YOUR TEARS TO ROSES!!" lol

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Time is Running Out- Muse

um... so i'll say i'm addicted to sex? i don't see how that would work with me.

20 - Your message to the world:

Born for this- Paramore

live every day like its your last and don't fold under pressure

21 - Your deepest secret:

Hotel California- Eagels

I am a prisoner in a hotel in California... fun

22 - Your innermost desire:

Honor to us All- Mulan Soundtrack

...I want to bring honor to my family by marring rich and being a house wife... not

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

Best Friend- Toy-Box

of my best friend (my first best friend was a boy)

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Pirelli's Miracle Elixer- Sweeny Todd Soundtrack

my husband's shampoo has piss and ink in it lol

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

SOS- Rihana

...weird to mumble a song that energetic in the morning

26 - Right now, your feelings are:

Sunday Bloody Sunday- U2

um...war sucks

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor- System of a Down

um..the day i snap and become a mass murderer

28 - You scream during sex:

No Place Like London- Sweeny Todd Soundtrack

thats just weird

29- You’d describe you best friend as:

a Little Priest- Sweeny Todd Soundtrack

um.. a crazy woman who bakes people into pies

30- Your friends describe you as:

Everything- Lifehouse

so.. I'm everything to them..i doubt that

31- In an elevator you are most likely to:

This Pain- Kamelot

um..sing symphonic metal songs...sounds like fun

32- Your philophisy in life is:

Time Warp- Rocky Horror Picture Show

um.. to dance with a bunch of transvestites in a creepy old mansion

33 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Dragostea din tei- O-Zone

Go DANCE TO THIS SONG :)