Reader-insert with a plausible tenth class. A quick-paced, slow-burn Reader/Medic fic. 50% realism, 50% escapism. 100% guilty pleasure. [Cover image by tf2humbug on tumblr]

As Mina Harker's last living descendant, Amelia carries the cursed blood of the No-Life King in her veins. Aware of the potential threat she poses, Hellsing seeks her out with the intention of protecting her, but Millennium has its own plans in store for her… Contains HansxOC and some AlucardxOC.

Never in his life had Hans thought he would go through such great lengths in order to secure a throne of his own. Now he will have to face the painful consequences of his actions, starting with the outrage of his twelve older brothers. But when the royal family's reputation is called into question, can the siblings work together to form a united front and save the monarchy?

Recently returned from a year in Samarkand, Reaver latches onto the Hero of Bowerstone knowing that adventure is never too far behind. Alternatively annoyed and grateful for the company, Sparrow tries to find out what he wants while coping with life post revenge. FemSparrowxReaver. Super slow burn. Post Fable 2 with a tweaks leading up to the beginning Fable 3.

During an assignment Walter finds himself rescuing a young woman. When he learns she most likely going to die he leaves her in the hands of doctors and expects to never see her again. Two years later she reappears with a request.

500 years ago, before there were vampires, before there was Alucard, there existed a man known as Vlad III Dracul, Prince of Wallachia. This is where the story begins. The story about the woman who loved him before and after he became a vampire.

Theirs was an unconventional relationship, founded by whimsy and fueled by loyalty. When those aren't enough, something more is born from the ashes. (AxS, AAxI, and Walter is the fifth wheel)

While avoiding her so-called destiny as the Dragonborn, Lumen falls in with the Dark Brotherhood. Life as an assassin suits her well, but everything changes when Cicero and the Night Mother appear. (Will loosely follow the Dark Brotherhood and Main story lines with some original additions. Listener/Cicero pairing. Rated M for sound reasons.)

Growing up under the watchful eye of Father Anderson wasn't always easy. After learning to tamp down her childhood interest in the supernatural, Maria matured into a proper, young, Catholic woman with enough of her guardian's confidence to do some volunteer work in England. But what will happen when she encounters a dark, handsome stranger on a lonely walk home one night?

What if she had held on at the end? Post-Portal 2, slight AU, no humanizations.

Violet is drawn into a game with the rest of P4, involving Edgars' estranged female cousin, who is a new servant at the school. I do not own Black Butler or it's works in any way, no disrespect is meant. Any OC characters are solely my creation.

When Kisame and Itachi stumble upon an unconscious woman with an intriguing power, they pull her into the world of Akatsuki thinking that they can use her for their own aims. But as the demon shark gets to know the woman, he finds someone who isn't totally unlike himself.

The Doctor's recollections

In desperate need of new servants upon his return to Lakeview Manor, Reaver reluctantly hires a small group of former circus performers when only they show up to apply for the jobs. Reaver soon discovers that though he may be the boss, his new hires pretty much run things in their own weird, yet somehow efficient, manner.

A series of one shots alternating between Benny/F!Courier and Butch/F!LW. Most will be just pure fluff and angst. Rated M for swearing and possible more-than-kissing stuff in the future.

A merchant's daughter is hunted down by loan sharks, she now takes in bounties in order to pay back her fathers debt. With bounties running low, and her life turning bleak, she looks for a new target. Luckily Akatsuki is full of wanted criminals. KakuzuXOc Rated M for Hidan's mouth. Please R&R I love to hear from you! Sequel in the making! Stay tuned!

Five years after the events of Portal 2, Chell is put in an asylum for the mentally unstable, but one day, her life is turned dangerously upside down when scientists discover a young man in a large crater just outside of the city. Android!Wheatley. Rated T for some gore and mild language. Enjoy! (PLEASE READ THE REWRITE!)

When Dorian returns to Tevinter, he and Lavellan decide to try a long-distance relationship. (Spoilers for DAI. Takes place after "Ma'nehn", but can be read alone.)

Action. Conscious awareness. Concentrating. Power: the qualities of The Magician. Dorian Pavus is a prodigy, carefully bred for the perfect bloodline and magical power. Competitive and the ultimate achiever, Dorian is everything Tevinter stands for... which is exactly what he doesn't want to be. (Pre-Inquisition backstory; prequel to "Fumbling Toward Who We Are")

Gotham's had enough of the Joker. Arkham's not doing much for his insanity, and the city's taken a stand. So what does Batman have to do to fix Joker? Get him to move in, of course. ABANDONED

Both are seeking different things. Both are the last of their kind. Though, being the last doesn't necessarily mean that they have to be alone. One is trapped by duty and the other is controlled by fate, but in the end which will prevail? *Dawnguard Spoilers* - This is my first fanfic, I'm still learning :D It's a Dragonborn x Gelebor fic :)

With The Darkness banished from Albion, Queen Keira has been left with the consequences of her benevolence. Feeling that she has nothing left to give, she struggles to cope with her own personal darkness and turns to a person well versed in treading in shadow.

Clair Johnson is mistakenly taken to Mount Massive Asylum instead of Clarence Johnson. She soon meets up with Waylon Park after all hell breaks loose, but they don't stick together long before The Groom (Eddie Gluskin) decides he's found his bride. (Mature: blood, profanity, violence, sexual content, smut. For those who want to know, smut is in chapter 6. Heyooo)

Loneliness is the worst affliction. She was a recluse who chose not to cure her own case. Having been detached for so long, she must pull herself together to find her place in the fading world. Tsubaki might find her answers in Akatsuki.

It was the final round. The BLUs were down to three people but the REDs stayed at a strong nine. BLU team's Sniper and Medic were down, and their Scout was struggling to survive. Only one point was left to cap, which RED team's Pyro was taking care of. They were going to finish up for the day, until the RED's Medic got an idea. (Medic/Everyone fanfic - mainly for humor purposes)

"Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible - it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offers you more joy than any material possession could." -Barbara de Angelis (Medic x OC one-shot)

Dr.Lecter welcomes a new patient in which he takes no particular interest in. However when she stays silent about why she came, he feels his duty to free her from terrifying visions. - Hannibal/OC -Rated M just in case for future chapters.

After the Legion takes out an independent Vegas, Courier Six and her friends are left scrambling for their lives in a mad dash across the Mojave. But there's a hellhound on their trail, intent on proving that there are some things worse than death. Warning: noncon, torture, major character deaths. You have been warned.

This is a story that was written just for me so it does not fit the canon story. I just figured I'd share it. After their little hook up, Benny skipped town leaving nothing but a note for the courier. She leaves after not to return for over a year. She decides to surprise Benny at the Tops when she finally makes her way back.

The story of a lonely jester who falls for a melancholic dancer just as mad as he. Cicero&OC. OC is the Listener but not the Dragonborn.

My life wasn't really that great. It's a boring one. Even my death was a typical one. After being hit by a car, I thought that was the end of my life. Imagine my surprise when I woke up as a newborn baby girl with an uncanny resemblance to a certain copy ninja. Man, trouble was practically fated to find me. Self-Insert, OC-centric.

When Shaundi finds out Johnny isn't dead, she realizes she's in love with him, but what happens when The Boss shares those same feelings? JohnnyxOCxShaundi! R&R Please! Rated M for Language and Sexual Content.

Walter's betrayal has left a wound on the minds of everyone. Then, a remarkable opportunity for a cure to the butler's brainwashing appears in the form of a Freak vampire whose chip was damaged. The damaged chip allows the Freak control over the primal vampiric urges and gives the team new hope and an idea how to destroy it.

(ClaudeXSebastian) Slightly AU. Sebastian has finally completed his contract with Ciel Phantomhive and has returned to hell at the request of his father, only to find out it is to finally mate with a demon of his father's choosing. The demon who was none other than Claude Faustus. How is he to cope with such an expectation, especially when another demon comes, craving Sebastian too

Alucard goes missing after crossing into Scotland. Anderson's struggle with loneliness leads him to give into caring for a wild vampiric child, and perhaps he won't have to be alone this Christmas. Unusual AAxA

A series of one-shots of the domestic life of the Murder Family.

He thought his days of peace were over and then he met Edward Kenway. Follow Carson's efforts and blunders as he tries to survive the golden age of piracy and falls for one of his fellow associates. Anne Bonny/OC

Months of fighting have led to this. I should be happy, I'm not. I have to build an army, and to do that I must be able to pay for one. I cannot harm my people like Logan did, but I must raise the money. There is an answer, whether I like it or not. The answer comes in the form of evil. Reaver.

Caught up in the case that's terrorized London for months, Laverna, a noble and seemingly ordinary girl, has no choice but to help two people she thought only existed in fairytales; Reapers. But what will happen when she falls for the one who wields garden trimmers?

Miss Midnight Graves moves to a small mountain town filled with... vampires? But they can't be vampires, she's the vampire. She gets down to the problem, since she hates poseurs and especially "psi-vamps," but she ends up falling for that cute "Vampire Boy," Mike Makowski. First Fanfiction! So don't hate, masturbate!

The new king of Albion, Eric, is invited to a dinner party hosted by Reaver. What will happen between them? Will Reaver's plan be successful? Reaver/OOC Hero. M/M Slash. Read and Review. Rated M for a reason.

Closet Chronicles with the Black Butler Bishies! Looks like Christmas Eve's brought more fun than ever...! SPECIAL CHAPTER UP!

What happens when Severus Snape can simply take no more of the abuse? Please leave feed back Reviews are the sustinance that keeps us writers going, plus they are filling and non fattening!

AU. A few years after the Crawler attack, a woman shows up outside Brightwall Village, with only a pair of dirty pants, a ripped shirt, and a pistol at her side. This woman is Bryn, who ended up in Albion after being killed from a fall in the world she is originally from. Gifted with the powers of Skill, she tries to find her way. Her first task, finding the other Hero of Skill.

Sometimes love requires compromise. Sometime that compromise involves using NEMO chair technology for things it wasn't ever designed to do. PWP Matt Miller/Male Boss (Written on speculative information pre SRIV release)

Hannibal plans everything with great care, and slowly, effectively he gets inside Will's head, trying to manipulate him into madness. He is close to winning. But, at one point, things start to go awry... Alternative storyline after season 1 ep 10. Hannibal/Will

Sickfic! Hannibal Lecter's body is a temple of perfection. So what happens when something stops working properly? A series of oneshots of Hannibal being sick or injured. Just because.

The Jester had become a part of him for fifteen years. Why does he seem to disappear when the Listener is near? Rated M for future chapters.

Cicero, from the game Skyrim, has the need to make his presence known to not just the Night mother, but to Listener as well. He is determined to prove his worth as the Listener, and does so by his own means. ******WARNING: THIS STORY IS VERY GRAPHIC AND NOT MEANT FOR YOUNG EYES! DISCRETION IS ADVISED!******

... do the Latin speak. Warning for preference play, F!Courier/Arcade

Dara and Cicero discover a madness deeper than friendship, when the Night Mother has her Children search for more Initiates.

Crackalicious stupidity and zero plotline. Dandy! Um...no pairings, but if you like some Master Lock action, this is your read! Rated M for sexual themes and language.

With Cyrus, Killbane and Miller still alive, could the Saints really believe the war was over? And when there never was a body, how could they be sure Gat was really dead? Set after SRTT, some parings, mostly Boss/Gat

Liette never expected to end up an assassin, but then she never planned to fall in love with a madman, either. But reconciling her feelings with how she views him - as both man and child, innocent and killer - might keep her from ever pursuing what she wants. Oneshot.

The Listener, KaNack, has had to say goodbye to many close friends and family members over the years. The time has come however to deal with the most painful loss of all. Dragonborn/Cicero slash.

Someone from Megatron's past has turned up in Detroit. It just happens to be the love of his life. When his son Galvatron find out, he does everything in his power to bring them together. Oh boy. Contains slash, no like, no read. Set in Demyrie's TF vers

After Matt Miller's resignation from The Syndicate, the Boss runs into the genius hacker at a clothing store. fem!Boss/Matt. Oneshot.

Sequel to BoaS. Spanning the entire epic of Saints Row 2, follows the Boss as she rises to reclaim her city, facing newer, deadlier enemies. Final Chapter posted!

Before Skyrim, Cheydinhal was where the Dark Brotherhood was. But then it fell, and the Brotherhood lived on. Cicero is haunted by the faces of those who died and left him alone. But one if one face...was real?

'Cicero wants to act like a child? Then fine he will get punished like one...'

After being put back in a human body, Wheatley is thrust into an unknown world to pay back his apparent debt to GLaDOS. He finds himself in quite a conundrum as he struggles with his returning memories and the weird feelings he has for another human.

Finally Cicero had found the new Listener. His job is done and his life is content. Then a thief comes along and threatens to steal everything Cicero holds dear. CiceroxFemaleOC

Oneshot: The Listener has agreed for her and Cicero watch Nazir's little girl while he goes to Riften as a small test to see if they're ready for children.

The Boss was terribly bored. Johnny had left her waiting at a bar. Surely there was no harm in accepting a glass of champagne from an almost likeable masked wrestler? *Mild Boss/Killbane. Set between SR2 and SRtT*

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

Based on Demyrie's 'Odd Couple' and 'Odd Moments'. Soundwave gets an unexpected visitor, and his day just turns out strangely, with no sign of becoming normal anytime soon.

Written for the Portal kink meme on livejournal. The request was for Human!Wheatley/Chell with both being inexperienced with sex and some fluffy first time awkwardness on both their parts. Story set post Portal 2.

A severely intoxicated Reaver falls into a trap set up by his butler Barry, and a few howling and growling friends. Non-con, yaoi, Barry/Reaver, Balverines/Reaver. Oneshot.

Things take a darker turn at Reaver's party for the Hero prince of Albion. Contains severe adult themes, content of a dubious/non consensual nature, and explicit themes.

A collection of off-topic vignettes from my TFA human!AU, Odd Couple. Why is Ratchet so sad? Can Bumblebee manage to keep Sari as a girlfriend? Most of all, where have all those pesky 'Cons got to? Everyone has a place in this world, promise.

Alexander Anderson has to sleep over at the Hellsing estate, for no specified reason. What happens when he can't sleep and decides to visit Alucard? Sleepy Anderson...means he's a bit distracted... random interaction

Oh boy, isn't that title creative? I know, I know... Uhhh... yeahhh... The Captain gets himself drunk, gets himself in some trouble, and then gets himself some catboy booty. Arg, that's a pirate word... Just read it...

Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.

Alexander Anderson and Alucard...when Integra forgets a basic need that even Alucard must satisfy...

So this is the sequel to Celibacy is a Choice...I hope you enjoy.

A simple wonderment leads to so much more.

AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!

What might happen if Seras had found a wounded Alexander Anderson after the battle with Incognito? Can an understanding ever be reached? SerasAnderson, set after Episode 13 Epilogue up, COMPLETE!

Vampires can hold grudges longer than humans can stay alive. Alucard takes his revenge against Alexander Anderson. Now complete.

Seras is ordered by Integral to seduce the entire Millennium army. Seras x Major x Doc x Captain. But not really. OH YOU KNOW YOU CAN TRUST ME