If you really want to know the story behind my name, then here is a great place to find out. My friends and I love to tease each other. I love fruit, and at lunch in school, I would beg for their fruit. Apples, kiwi, bananas, anything really, even tomatoes. (I consider them a fruit with a few characteristics of a vegetable. Don't like it? Don't care.) So they started calling me the fruit freak and the fruit monster. Naturally, I would not stand for that grave injustice against my brilliance. to be called a freak and a monster of all things! So I compromised, and from that moment on, I was the fantastic fruit monster. I really do love fruit though. It's amazing...