Harry is taken to an orphanage by the Dursleys the day after his is dropped off at their door. Harry becomes a master thief with his friend Seamus and they grow a reputation for doing the impossible. What happens when a wizard boy with the skills of a master thief has to defend the magic world against a Dark Lord. Probably try to make a profit in the mean time.

Naruto stood up and walked to the bathroom, and took scissors from the drawer . ' I will never forgive you ... '

AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.

Pequena estória em quatro capítulos. Competir no Torneio Tri-Bruxo? Basta! Harry Potter não está mais a fim de aceitar passivamente todos os problemas que não param de aparecer em sua vida. De agora em diante, ele irá agir como achar melhor, doa a quem doer!