It's difficult being a young woman sent to Middle earth without her consent, especially when forced into the Fellowship. Now, the war's over and Alex still can't go home. But when she finds an unlikely friendship in King Thranduil, Middle earth is up for a big surprise. DISCO PARTY! Sequel to Reasons why not to join the Fellowship of the Ring. (Not a necessary read, summary inside)

Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.

The sequel to Love and War (though you can start here and it'll still mostly make sense). Having survived the ordeal at the Ministry of Magic, Harry and Cedric are looking forward to a quieter year at Hogwarts. But things never quite work out as planned and they find themselves embroiled in further danger, as a trap plotted across several lifetimes begins to close. Slash, AU

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

Harry has always hated Draco Malfoy. So it comes as a great surprise when he finds himself falling for his Slytherin rival. Even more shocking is the revelation that Draco feels the same way. Meanwhile, the Ministry of Magic has been infiltrated and centuries of secrecy are under threat as the divide between the wizarding world and the Muggle world starts to blur. Slash, post-DH.

In his fifth year, Harry faces ostracism with boyfriend Cedric for coming out and for declaring Voldemort has returned. Part 2 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for Chapters 01, 03.

Sirius Black was innocent. Unfortunately, the one person who could prove this would like nothing more than for Sirius to be locked up for the rest of his life. But when Severus Snape realizes that young Harry Potter's life may be in danger, the two have no choice but to team up as their world is flipped upside down.

One-shot — They called him Durin the Deathless because he was reborn time and time again into his own line. Some said it was because he was too powerful to be kept back by death. Others believed that he came back to lead his people in their time of need. But the truth was really not so complicated.

AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

'Nothing's the same anymore.' A chance encounter with a falling trunk on the Hogwarts Express brings Harry and Cedric Diggory together and, against all odds, they start a relationship. But romance is not the only thing on Harry's mind, someone is playing a dangerous game and the only "the man in the white hat" seems to understand the rules. Slash, AU, first in a trilogy.

Fifth year, Harry's been banished into a painting by the despicable Umbridge. Now he has to find a way back home, and the only way he can do that, is by finding the scattered jewels of the Wizard's Crown. Can his new-found friends help him, or will being with them end his life and chances of ever getting home? Based more on the LOTR movies than the LOTR books.

quotes from LORT put through multiple layers of Google translate.

Isabella has always loved Phineas, Phineas is still wonderful, but oblivious, and Ferb is there to comfort her time and again when his brother shoots her down. Thus is born a love triangle they didn't see coming.

Have you ever wanted to join the Fellowship of the Ring? Do you have a thirst for adventure, magic and glorious battles? Well, think again. Do you really think being in the Fellowship is that easy? Would you survive months without a bed, bathrooms, toilet paper, and internet? No, of course not. Join Alexandra as she goes though the adventure she never wanted to have. T for language

Everybody has their own interpretation on love, from the coldest Slytherin king to the happiest Hufflepuff girl. Here are five short stories on what love can mean to me. The pain of the loss of love, the bonding of mother and son, writing letters to those who would seemingly never write back and even meeting those you lost again in afterlife.

A beloved character falls prey to wackiness and writes his own fanfiction, retelling The Hobbit, and forces the other characters to listen to the story. Colorful exaggerations, crazy fantasy, and outright lies will threaten the sanity of everyone. A sequel to Things As They Should Be. Please review!

Typical scenario, but NOT a typical story. The Fellowship's come to modern-day Earth, and Erin, Kaia, and Kathryn couldn't be more excited...but will it remain a dream come true forever? Sure, there'll be plenty of laughs and good times along the way...but no one knows how things are going to end up. And sometimes it's best for it to remain that way. Self-inserts. Give it a chance!

A young elfling princess who has lost her family was taken in by Thorin and the company. But troubles arise when she grows up and a new threat has come to middle earth and valinor after the destruction of the ring. Not to mention an elvish prince who her adoptive father can't stand is madly in love with her. Is true love really the most powerful thing there is? rating: T-MA

"Daerion was dangling upside-down from an apple tree when the King came for the first time to Minas Tirith." Thorongil touched many lives when he served in Gondor, more than at first he knew. This is a story of Aragorn in Gondor, seen through the eyes of young boy from Minas Tirith.

A young woman is chosen by the Man in the Moon to become the Witch of the Wind, and begins to make new friends... And enemies. Rated T for adult language and violence.

Bilbo Baggins is going on an adventure and along the way he might just learn that being respectable isn't all it's cracked up to be. A look into how Bilbo got to know and befriend the dwarves and maybe, just maybe, come to care for one in particular. Slow burn Bagginshield, rating may change.

Lily Luna Potter is a Slytherin. How could it be? Now she gets teased and tormented, some of her own family doesn't like her, and she's all alone. That is untill she meets a certain Malfoy who changes her world. Who knows, maybe they can make it? Note: There is Rose and Ron bashing. COMPLETE!

About the time Jack became Jack Frost then Hanna became Lady Luck. She is about his age so she is that age forever. When she was first changed Pitch found her and took her so one day she could get rid of the Guardians for him. She goes out to find them and is surprised about how life up there really is. Will she become friends with the people she has sworn to destroy? Jack X OC

COMPLETE Letter correspondence between Elrond and Thranduil, mostly concerning a certain Elf and Ranger.

" "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound/That saved a wretch like me/I once was lost but now am found/Was blind, but now I see." He'd always said it was her song for him. " For Hermione Granger, head girl of Hogwarts, mysteries are never much of a challenge. But Draco Malfoy, her fellow head student, and a little first year are proving to be an enigma for her.

This is the sequel of 'Frost & Found' and is where Pitch's daughter, Scarlet, will do anything to see the outside world, even if that means leaving the safety of her father and betraying him for her freedom. Scarlet is a half mortal, half immortal girl who finds it is best to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Will Scarlet ever get her freedom in 'Dark Angel'

Merry had never claimed to be a bastion of good sense and judgment in general, only in comparison to Pippin. AU Merry/Pippin.

Bagginshield one-shot. Contains BoFA spoilers. Happy ending.

COMPLETE so, yeah, i know there about a bazillion and five stories where the LOTR characters show up randomly at someone's house, but the plot bunnies were restless and this was all i could think of...

Six friends were just wandering down the street, when they "fell down the bunny hole" and ended up in, not Wonderland, but Middle Earth. Aragorn/OC Boromir/OC Legolas/OC Pippin/OC Merry/OC Frodo/OC Rated T for language and some suggestive themes.

Takes place at the beginning of the Two Towers. Rose is an elf raised by humans. Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli find her in a river and she decides to help find their friends. Later on, she makes the decision to accompany them throughout their journey. Will she learn to trust again? Will her spirit remain free, or will love trap it?

The issue that plagued him now was not one that could be solved by battle experience, nor by the magic of any wizard, or even the advice of the wisest man. Pippen had been foolish enough to fall for someone close to him. The person closest to him. Merry. Love was a tricky game that was never truly won but could surely be lost. Slash. Yaoi. Lemon. Merry/Estella, Merry/Pippin.

Achilles, Hercules, Odysseus, Theseus, Perseus, and others are brought back from the dead by the gods in order to aid The Argo II in retaking Death's Doors. Will the original Heroes of Olympus aid the Modern Heroes or lead them to certain doom?

She isn't from any "prophecy," she has no super powers, no super beauty, and there is no way she could ever beat ANYONE in a fight. She travels between both worlds, just looking for adventure, but she'll have a bigger impact on their people than planned.

James, Remus, and Sirius are given a laptop and stumble upon fanfiction. This is their reactions! -COMPLETE!-

Once again the heroes of Middle Earth find themselves tricked into listening to a fanfic written by one of their own. Crazy antics ensue as history is mangled, Mary Sues attack, and everyone is insulted. Based on Things As They Should Be: By Legolas.

Draco Malfoy was NOT a stalker. In fact, the word 'stalking' did not even appear in his Highly Extensive Dictionary of Pureblood Words." When Draco is accused of stalking a certain someone, what on earth is the poor Slytherin to do? HPDM SLASH!

HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.

Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!

During a get together for the holiday season our favorite characters are subjected to a fanfic wirtten by one of their own. Based on my other LOTR fanfic, Things As They Should Be: By Legolas, though it makes sense on its own.

COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.

Merry and Pippin's last days in Gondor.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.