Hetalia Theory says that each nation lived a human life under their human name. Their lives and their deaths explain many of their characteristics and their personalities, such as why Russia has such cruel and sadistic tendencies or why England can see hallucinations. Quick warning: may contain some disturbing content (i.e. drug use, rape reference and violence).

It was strange, really, how a few simple words could be so much more. How a careless comment could set off a chain of events that could turn your world upside down. If he had known what a mess such a seemingly innocent statement would get him into, he surely would've held his tongue. But he couldn't have known at the time. And in life there are no take backs.

Norway has woken up as a girl! Who's at fault? Will Norway ever go back to being a boy?

The nations are not as happy and funny as we think they are. A closer look at history reveals tragedy at every turn. Whether it's afflicted on their people or others, the events leave scars of the nation that are hard to deal with. Now edited and taking requests for chapters (view chapter 6 for details)

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Based off of iTorchic's "333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of..." series. Rated T for crack, swears, and references. Contains loads (that was sarcastic) of sanity! Some OC's are included, but not at the beginning.

In his boredom Prussia decides to write a blog. Not just any blog, an AWESOME one describing the insane antics he and the rest of the world get up to.

A collection of adaptations of scary stories and legends starring the Hetalia cast.

The Nordics are having blood tests for the first time. Here are their reactions. Each Nordic gets their own chapter :) I hope you enjoy!

After one of their drunken nights, Matthias, Gilbert, and Arthur found themselves turned into females. Cue the chaos. Nyo!Prussia, nyo!England, and nyo!Denmark.

There's a ghost in Emil's toothbrush!

At Mathias's insistent begging, the rest of the Nordic Five decide to go visit this "new, bigger, totally badass" mansion of his and spend some vacation there. But the stay might not be as pleasant as Mathias had let on... I don't own Hetalia or the characters used in this. Trigger warning: Rape, murder (since Suspense and horror is not a good enough indicator of what this fic is.)

All of the Nordics adore Christmas! All but one, one day he can't take much more of Christmas and he reveals what's on his mind. What he expected grew bigger and all hell breaks loose.

Taiwan steals China's phone and calls random countries, using random pick up lines and pranks. "Do you have a squirrel?"

One night, Greece receives a visitor. Over the next few weeks, strange things start happening. Belarus stalks Prussia, Hungary uses a spear instead of a frying pan, and a bunny turns into a lady. A storm is brewing (literally) and the lives of the countries will turn upside down when they find who and what they truly are. T for swears. (Cookies if you guess what the 'mountain' is!)

The wedding date is fast approaching and Lovino doesn't have time for all these distractions! Antonio will have to make the time for them when Lovino starts showing signs of Chorea. Great. JUST GREAT. [Sequel to "Silence Louder Than Thunder." AU. Spamano. Disease]

After a fight with their brothers, England and Japan are kidnapped by the parallel nations. They are condemned to torture for their "sins" committed during their history. As Japan and England are driven insane by the agony, the other nations race to find them. England and Japan find solace only in in their memories. But why is France...a comfort to England in his darkest memory?

Every now and then tension in a nation's life can cause him to split into different eras; and America is no exception. Now it is up to the other nations to find the missing bit of America so that they can get the current day one back. But how far will this get before some nations decide America may be better like this? Based on all of the pictures of America's different age groups

Life was never easy for Feliciano. If being abused wasn't bad enough, now he has to figure out how to live now that he's an orphan. Ironically enough, losing his abusive home causes more problems than they solve. [High school AU. Depression. Mental illness. Trigger Warnings inside. Not a romance story but has slight Spamano]

Austria is playing his piano, when Hungary comes up behind him. What will happen? CRACK WARNING. MAYBE ILL MAKE A SERIOUS VERSION SOMEDAY

The Nordics usually spend time together and this time would've been no different from the playful scuffling, prodding and the eventual calls for beer. But when Peter manages to get a toy stuck under the house and so, as his duties as Santa require, Tino attempts to keep Peter from going after it and getting stuck by doing so himself...with questionable, and laughable results.

Spain is forcefully pulled into a new, terrifying world, and it's up to Romano (along with a few other unnecessary nations) to save him. However, will he be able to help his ex-caretaker when the villain is...Romano himself? 2ptalia, because that's not a cliche, is it?

Ivan is a bodyguard with a new client, Alfred Jones. He's used to rich clients that would rather ignore him than give him the time of day, but Alfred's different. He gives Ivan his full attention, laughs with him, grows close to them. Soon enough, they become friends... maybe more. But this job is a dangerous one. RusAme.

1922, and the Vargas Mafia has New York City under it's thumb. Lovino Vargas runs the notorious gang with the muscle of the operation, Antonio Carriedo. But not all cops can be bribed, and private eyes Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland are determined to track them down.

What if the hetalia characters got sent into the world of warriors? Join them on their adventures in the omen of the stars series! Warning: will skip around in the books. Cursing will be censored. Rated K but might be changed to T just because of how gory the warriors series can be.

Arthur has told Alfred time and time again not to mess with the legend of Bloody Mary. It wasn't a party trick, it was real. Of course, Alfred didn't believe him. But Alfred soon learns calling upon Bloody Mary can be costly... ::USUK::

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.