Some Stuff About Me!

Age: Wouldn't you like to know?

Grade: Who knows? Maybe I've been in kindergarten for the past fifty years.

Where I Live: Somewhere over the rainbow...

Weight: I don't think you need to know... BUT I'M NOT FAT! Just thought I'd let you know...

Height: About 5'2''

Hobbies: Reading, drawing, hanging with friends, making fun of preps, ect.

Favorite movies: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Anacondas, Zombieland, and pretty much any good action/horror movies

Favorite books: Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Hush Hush/Crescendo, Twilight (it's okay... the movie failed),Vampire Knight (the only manga I'll read =P), The Chronicles of Vadimir Tod, The Inheritance Series, Incarceron, Sapphique, ect.

Favorite Harry Potter Good Guys: (not really in this order)

- Moody (CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!)

- Hermione

- Ginny

- Tonks

- Sirius

- Remus

- Ron

- Luna

- Bill

- Charlie

- Fred (R.I.P)

- George

- Neville!!! (he is amazing!)

- Snape (Love him! Go Slytherins!)

Favorite Harry Potter Not-So-Good Guys

- Draco Malfoy (Hoootttttttttt)

- Tom Riddle (Damn sexy beast)

- Blaise Zabini (I know he's not in the books a lot, but I love him)

- Voldemort (He's pretty cool... minus his face... he would have gained lots more supporters if he just stayed as Tom Riddle)

- Bellatrix Lestrange (don't ask)

If you ever liked a guy, then found out he was either gay or had a girlfriend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been in an awkward situation before paste this.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these copy this into your profile!!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull and/or vice versa, put this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wanna travel when you get older, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you said you will refused to read the next Maximum ride book, because of dylan, and no more fax. but then give in the next day. Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have nearly screamed when you found out fang might die. Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a crush on more then one actor, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would do most things for there to be a loophole in Angel's prophecy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have actually yelled at Max when she ran away when Fang kissed her, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that 42 percent of statistics are made up on the spot, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Angel for making a prophecy that Fang will die, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have had a Fang Day, where you are silent and expressionless unless some-one mentions 'Max', copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book (or film- I've noticed they do it much more)and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever been yelled at by your parents for reading too much, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch TV than read. If you are one of the 35 percent who would have their nose in a book, copy/paste this to your profile.

If you think nerds are the ones who don't read books, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If one of your friends chased another one of your friends, yelling "VAMPIRE!!" at the top of her lungs and everyone was watching...copy and paste this on your profile.

If a substitute teacher has ever liked Twilight and started talking to you and your friends about her favorite parts...then copy and paste this on your profile. (That was really weird. Especially cause she was a weird old lady that liked to gossip with her students and didn't get that it was making her look so... never mind)

If when you first got your Twilight book and you didn't let any type of liquid or food or brothers come within 5 feet of it, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you can relate everything and anything to Twilight then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are reading any of the Twilight Saga books or are reading something Twilight-related and someone says a Twilight book, Twilight character, or anything Twilight related and you immediately stopped reading and said "WHAT!!" then copy and paste this on your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever chocked on your own spit...then copy and paste this on your profile. Yeah, this happened quite a few times to me.

If you've ever known someone who thought -0 was a number, copy and paste this on your profile. (My math teacher would be so sad)

If everyone in your grade/school HATES one of your teachers in particular, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you 'Talk Twilight' with the people around you during Math class...and they're guys...and one of them read the books...including Breaking Dawn...then copy and paste this on your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

-90 of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 yelling JUMP!!

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Fang is HOT... post this on your profile.

IF IGGYS YOUR FAVY LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! (I LOVED THAT PART!)

If you're absolutely, uncontrollably in love with Fang, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile.(Sorry Max!)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stopped in the middle of a busy street to look at something, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever went to tuck your hair behind your ear, and end up accidentally poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

if you think fang is HOT... post this on your profile

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say ADAM GONTIER
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM!
92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still has a head to bang and love rock then put this on your profile!

Remember when getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
Remember when the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
Remember when mom was your hero and dad was the boy you were gonna marry?
Remember when when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings?
Remember when and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
Remember when the only people you could say you loved were your family?
Remember when WAR was a card game
Remember when and life was simple and care free?
Do you remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?Each of these Remember Whens have a different meaning for each and every teenager. Everyone has a time when we realize that when you are five is the best time of your life. When there is nothing to worry about. No bitches who think they are better than everyone else. No jocks who want to get with every girl in the school just to say that they could. No one to break your heart. No one to insult you for something that you cannot control. No scheming, no plotting, just blind trust.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Therapist= The Rapist... Scary thoughts.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

"I HAVE SECURED THE SPORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -my friend 'kota wingz' (the random stuff we talk about...)

Stay away from the stereo if you wish to live.

"Try Not To Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.