IF YOU SCROLL DOWN, THERE'S SOME FUNNY STUFF. THEN SOME BORING STUFF. BUT THEN SOME MORE FUNNY STUFF!

Pseudonym: Kaybarr (duh)

Age: Teen

Appearance: Tall, skinny, really long blonde hair... if you watch Princess Resurrection, I look just like her. And I dress like her, and I act like her... I think they modeled her after me... (When whatshisname 'died' the first time, when the big metal beams fell on him, and she said something about him being naiive... I would totally have said that)

Personality: Um... Well, I hate social gatherings of most types... I, uh, don't talk much... I don't really like people... I guess I'm antisocial. Online, though, it's easier for me to be sociable because we don't actually have to interact. Typing is easier than talking.

Favorite Books: The Turkey That Ate My Father (single book as far as I know), the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (one of the best books ever), Devil's Arithmetic, Phule's Company (series)... and much, much more! (Omfg, I hate commercials that say that)

Favorite Shows/Movies: Victorious, Zoey 101, the Suite Life of Zach and Cody... Pretty much every Disney movie ever made (except the rrreeeaaalllyyy bad ones)... And anything NatGeo (National Geographic).

... And now a bunch of worthless (but funny) crap:

"All men must choose between two paths. Good is the path of honor, friends, and family. Evil...well, it's just cooler." -Megamind

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

You know you live in America when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname for myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about how cool this list is.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR B.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

I would rather be weird than be known, because, sometimes, by being weird, you become known.

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

When life gives you lemons, you sell them and use that money to go out and buy vodka.

When life gives you Justin Beiber, you give him back and deal with the lemons.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident; Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Dear Math; I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Dear Algebra; stop sending me to look for your X. She's not coming back.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

We are NOT nerds; we prefer the term INTELLECTUAL BADASS.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a child's Superman costume:
The wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pulled a door that said push, copy this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will be there to bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be right next to you saying, "We messed up, but we had fun."

FRIENDS: Will lend you their umbrella when it's raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal yours and scream "Run, bitch, run!"

You know how TGIF is Thank God It's Friday? Well, So Happy It's Thursday.

You know those big-shots whose answer to every single "What do you do when..." question is "I have people for that"? Well, what if somebody asked them "What do you do when you have to go to the bathroom?"