Hello. I am a very strange man, 25 years of age, who currently resides in Columbus, Ohio.

I enjoy horror movies, video games, rifle and bow hunting, amateur engineering, !SPACE!, learning new languages and about different cultures, classical music, and bad 80's metal.

I work at a hardware store as an in-house repair man, and on the weekends I work with the Humane Society.

I'm also incredibly funny.

... No, seriously.

... Seriously!